💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Nonpracticing lawyer, nonpracticing father, nonpracticing Christian, nonpracticing streamer... For someone who doesn't do much, he sure seems to find excuses and reasons he's busy all the time.

You forgot his nonpracticing penis

 

[Melty Butter]

i'm calling bullshit.

Except we're not disagreeing (see below). My point with the post was to illustrate how drastically April has changed over formative but a fairly brief 7 years from the ages of 23-30. It wasn't to do a sociological exploration. But, sure, lets do that...

a woman monkey branching to a local celeb that no one outside the hometown cares about is a near stereotype of pre-internet small town people. a young attractive trophy wife that puts up with her husband's bullshit because she can't provide for herself and will leave with the next man that makes her feel something is a tale as old as time. the internet was just what was apparently needed so that two radio show hosts from the same metro area can meet up at a comedy club, which sounds absurd when both radio shows, and comedy clubs are silly pre-internet relics. In general April's entire story is the type feminists would point to back in the 1960s as proof they needed the ability to make their own money and open their own bank accounts and have drivers licenses because of how blatantly male centered her life is.

Yes, much of this works for an old-school playbook.

All the players are Minnesotians (Nick pretends he's not, but he's been there for 25+ years). All the locations (Lakefield, Spicer, Lichfield, St. Cloud) are close enough for the old-school playbook. Plus, they're all white and Christian enough, etc etc etc.

Enter the Internet for Aaron and Nick's shows and the resulting drugs, Vegas, Matsuri (for the Rekietas), sexual boundaries being violated... and charges.

Then, consider how the Internet exposure affected Aaron and Nick's partners. It IS a similar story for Kayla and April. They both, at first, tried to play along but eventually felt horribly exposed (one went dark, the other continues to act out - but that's a different issue). They were both brutally criticized, often justifiably.

I'd argue that small-town gossip pales in comparison to being dragged through the Internet. In a small town, you still have to "live" with one another in a real community, see each other's kids, and attend soccer and graduations.

Fwiw, I made a point of NOT painting April as a victim, and I try my darndest with Kayla (a bit less successful, admittedly). To your point, these women have driver's licenses and cars, family support, and at least some access to funds to get themselves educated and go to work.

Compared to the 1950s they could easily leave their toxic situations. They have chosen not to do so. That's on them -100%.

 

[TheTractor]

"Look, I'd have written a better eulogy, but I had to drive my goddamn kid to his 11pm underwater theremin lessons. I'm just too busy!'

The Rekieta kids, the poor regular kids mingling with them must feel like Cro-Magnon crayons eaters compared to their Neanderthal superiority.

Maybe after failling law/cooking/marriage/parenthood/polyamory/youtube streaming Crackets can launch a shining career into eugenics.

''Muh keeds, a funny and weird essay on modern DNA leap born in humble rural Minnesota''

 

[Nate Higgers]

Rackets cant eat chips and cook goyslop 2 times a week on camera, BBN cant be a full-time poster because he suddenly discovered he had a family of 11, Dax is taking it up the ass every day by multiple party monsters, Vito fucking around with his scribbles comic book... the only person with any work ethic in the Balldoverse is Ralph.

Don’t forget Kino Casino/Cokeski and PPP Diddy can’t stream more than once every 10-12 days because they’re afraid another one of their inner circle of paypigs will get outed as a loli-enjoying pederast. They weren’t known for being the most consistent 2 months before the Vegas story came out but ever since then they’ve been hiding in the bunker and only popping their heads out to stream when they assume it’s “safe” to do so.

It’s slightly Rekieta related since they also inhabit the corpse of the sektur and Rekieta was prancing around in the aftermath of the Vegas story as if what they did was enough to absolve him of his multiple instances of degeneracy.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Will @Tiki Bar Man 2 be onsite today?

I feel bad but I have to study. Unlike Nick I am a practicing professional and have to keep my education up lol

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Balldo nation how we doing today??
Are we ready for some more faggotry and kicking the can further down the road?

 

[Strix454]

All the players are Minnesotians (Nick pretends he's not, but he's been there for 25+ years). All the locations (Lakefield, Spicer, Lichfield, St. Cloud) are close enough for the old-school playbook. Plus, they're all white and Christian enough, etc etc etc.

It works for three of them. But if you mean Lakeville (Lakefield) and Nick, that is a very different game. Three of them are typical central minnesota kinds of people. But Nick is more of an archtype Minneapolis outer suburbs nerd. He failed at everything in high school, had no idea what to do with his life and had parents who ended up propping him up at every step along his life.

A guy like Nick is going to see himself as superior to everyone and constantly have an attitude. He is going to have no taste and no style. He had a close relationship with porn in his youth. He will be constantly trying to prove to others what a "cool" and attractive guy he is even though he isn't. Though he grew up in a milky white suburb, he will constantly pose about what a tough kid of the mean streets of the city he is.

Nick somehow has most of the traits of the worst sort of child of the nouveau riche in the Minneapolis outer suburbs. Even though his childhood wasn't rich at all. I can have a degree of sympathy for the other three because they are just typical central minnesota characters and stories. But Nick is IMO just a bad person.

 

[TheTractor]

Balldo nation how we doing today??
Are we ready for some more faggotry and kicking the can further down the road?

I bet on a gay closed door meeting yet again. Hopefully K stays safe from the dark energy.

 

[Captain Manning]

Theory time: I believe Nick the benefit Nick is trying to get is confidentiality and/or access to April.

If no contact with April is part of the deal, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.

I think that would be the most painful thing for him. Not the most dangerous, mind you... that'll be the probation/suspended sentence he'll likely violate some day, but rather the one thing that'll cause him to seethe the most. All of that degenerate shit for nothing.

I feel bad but I have to study. Unlike Nick I am a practicing professional and have to keep my education up lol

That's alright bro. You did more than enough already, and your efforts were appreciated. The tiny minority of people that didn't appreciate it either time, and made fun of your handwriting instead, are retarded and ungrateful. God bless.

 

[AnOminous]

I have to respectfully disagree. Destiny is the World's Strongest Cuck. Nick Rekeita is somewhat new to this; Destiny is true to this. If anyone here hasn't, I truly recommend reading his thread to understand that Destiny is one of the most sexually vile people alive. Rekeita had a more precipitous fall, but Destiny is truly the King of Cucks.

Destiny is indeed vile to the point he should be condemned for it, but he has never ever pretended not to be a degenerate pervert, much less some kind of tradtard. He has never made calling people cucks the central part of his humor.

Destiny may be the King of Cucks, but Nick is the Pope of Cucks.

lol i am not retarded , if you are charged with something new you can have your current probation revoked and then go to do jail.

If you are charged with something new that you did AFTER you got probation you can. You cannot violate an agreement you hadn't even signed at the time. The only way you could get violated on a prior would be if you had lied about it to obtain it, and even then, you wouldn't have violated the probation agreement, it would have been void at the outset for fraud.

 

[Max Caulfield]

I bet on a gay closed door meeting yet again. Hopefully K stays safe from the dark energy.

3 Dead, 14 Injured. New Hearing set for late January/early February.

Longshot: Our Wife turns coat, files divorce, goes on Kino Casino to do a Tell-All. Josh is invited but arrives late, re-states his original offer for the Bodycam Footage which she at first denies, but later agrees to after becoming a little bit too aggressively flirty with Dear Feeder.
Heavy shitposting causes The Toe to think he's being cucked (again, but not actually). He spiral and attacks the Farms.
Heavy DDOS attacks take down the site close to Valentine's Day causing most users to miss BossmanJack's return stream.
Kayla's progressive initiation into the site has her mostly talking shit in Beauty Parlor, but inevitably she finds a freshly released Austin.
By June 2025 both Chris-Chan & Bossman have kids on the way.
Null has his first Pillstream.

 

[Windy Moors]

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He SPEAKS!

I counted the number of times he wrote variations of 'I' and 'Me' in his new Locals post:

I= 19 times
Me= 6 times
My= 3 times
Myself= 1 time
I've= 1 time
(Cringe Cuck= 100% of the time)

Speaking of Mormons, there is some drama brewing on Nick’s legal team (if they are even involved anymore). Brian Lewis, the attorney who works for Francis White III and who filed Nick’s atrocious appeal, made this cryptic post on Facebook on Thanksgiving day:

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What the fuck is wrong with all these grown men acting like hormonal teenage girls on the Internet. Vague posting on Facebook for attention is top tier faggotry.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And yes, he likely fuck up during his probation. Place your bets now as to when.

Whenever the Balldoman gets his official probation, and whenever the terms become public, the poll for this thread needs to be "How soon will Nick violate his probation?"

• 1 month or less
• Between 1 and 6 months
• 6+ months
• He'll die before a violation happens
• EDIT TO ADD: He'll end up in jail on other charges before he violates probation.

 

[bile demon]

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Worst teacher ever.

 

[Captain Manning]

Whenever the Balldoman gets his official probation, and whenever the terms become public, the poll for this thread needs to be "How soon will Nick violate his probation?"

• 1 month or less
• Between 1 and 6 months
• 6+ months
• He'll die before a violation happens

I like how you don't have "He won't" as an option.

Good job.

 

[ThePhoenix]

Any farmers at the location?

 

[AnOminous]

I like how you don't have "He won't" as an option.

Good job.

He will, but he might not get caught. Most probation terms other than the laxest (and he is not getting those) are almost traps that nobody could avoid violating at least slightly, which is why you keep your p.o. happy if you can.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Any farmers at the location?

At least 6. And they’re all looking for Balldo. He won’t know which ones they are but they’re there.

 

[Max Caulfield]

At least 6. And they’re all looking for Balldo. He won’t know which ones they are but they’re there.

I can picture him double-taking every manlet, negro and four-eyed brunette in the crowd visually cross-referencing with several 8x11 printed out pictures of Ralph's photos. Barely able to retain the information long enough to actually verify if anyone he sees is remotely similar to the Suspected KiwiFarmers due to his coke-fried grey-matter.

 

[not william stenchever]

which is why you keep your p.o. happy if you can.

To be a fly on the wall during his meetings with his PO. He already gets petulant when he gets pulled over, imagine what he'd be like if he is compelled to take time out of his VERY BUSY SCHEDULE to be taken to task by an authority figure that has so much power over him. Now piss in the cup skelly boy.