Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Corvo]

Provides orgasms reliably, frequently, abundantly
Lustily sings songs of hatred against Protestants
Can reach things high up
Pets me like the vaguely feral creature I am
Extremely funny
Supplies voiceovers for the dogs' thoughts in a funny voice
Is endlessly delighted and fascinated by his children
Abundance of shapely leg
Ruined a book group by focusing on 'the principal unvoiced theme of homosexual incest' in every single book discussed; was kicked out after My Sister's Keeper
Hates my mother with the fire of a thousand suns
Has gay matching tattoo with me
Eyelashes
Agrees that the Raven Guard are the best legion
Selects truly excellent gifts for me such as a Phantom Titan
Understands how to bring back correct tampons from shop
Has excellent taste in aftershave
Always produces cups of tea at the correct time without any prompting
Has never failed to hold my hair out of the way during any vomiting episode
Superb personal hygiene at all times; smells delightful
Knows all the words to every track on Joanna Newsom's Milk Eyed Mender
Genuinely first class premium looking ass
Always gives me the gherkins out of his McDonalds

I was going to say based about raven guard then I noticed you're an Eldar player and now I think I'm going to be sick

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

Provides orgasms reliably, frequently, abundantly
Lustily sings songs of hatred against Protestants
Can reach things high up
Pets me like the vaguely feral creature I am
Extremely funny
Supplies voiceovers for the dogs' thoughts in a funny voice
Is endlessly delighted and fascinated by his children
Abundance of shapely leg
Ruined a book group by focusing on 'the principal unvoiced theme of homosexual incest' in every single book discussed; was kicked out after My Sister's Keeper
Hates my mother with the fire of a thousand suns
Has gay matching tattoo with me
Eyelashes
Agrees that the Raven Guard are the best legion
Selects truly excellent gifts for me such as a Phantom Titan
Understands how to bring back correct tampons from shop
Has excellent taste in aftershave
Always produces cups of tea at the correct time without any prompting
Has never failed to hold my hair out of the way during any vomiting episode
Superb personal hygiene at all times; smells delightful
Knows all the words to every track on Joanna Newsom's Milk Eyed Mender
Genuinely first class premium looking ass
Always gives me the gherkins out of his McDonalds

I don't drink but sounds like a great pintbro, especially the book club part that was excellent. I hope I can pull off something like that irl, best I could do is eating bans cause I said faggot.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

So.... who is this Radufem Hitler, and why do the usual suspects hate her so much?

(and yes I know that the terf manifesto was faked by nitro)

 

[crazedaze]

So.... who is this Radufem Hitler, and why do the usual suspects hate her so much?

(and yes I know that the terf manifesto was faked by nitro)

We post her all the time on the dmz. Misogynists hate her because she's female. She also is smarter than them and posts correct feminist takes, and nothing enrages them more

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

We post her all the time on the dmz. Misogynists hate her because she's female. She also is smarter than them and posts correct feminist takes, and nothing enrages them more

So she is kind of like lidl, but American and more nazi?

 

[Hubelublub]

So.... who is this Radufem Hitler, and why do the usual suspects hate her so much?

(and yes I know that the terf manifesto was faked by nitro)

Radfem Hitler was the reason xitter was worth visiting. Despite being American, she had excellent takes, and was a genuinely insightful thinker.

Deleting her account makes me think maybe she was actually a bit retarded, seems like a dumb thing to do.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

She might have inactivated the account to avoid being nuked by men mass reporting

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Radfem Hitler was the reason xitter was worth visiting. Despite being American, she had excellent takes, and was a genuinely insightful thinker.

Deleting her account makes me think maybe she was actually a bit retarded, seems like a dumb thing to do.

Aaahh, she was a twitter account. That makes more sense, with the nick-name and such.

 

[Core Theorist]

We post her all the time on the dmz. Misogynists hate her because she's female. She also is smarter than them and posts correct feminist takes, and nothing enrages them more

Wise elder... what was the wisdom of this wiser elderer?

 

[Hubelublub]

Wise elder... what was the wisdom of this wiser elderer?

Men are not ensouled unless their mother orgasmed during their conception.

In other words, if your father was shite in bed, you are doomed.

I feel this explains a great deal about the average NPC moid.

 

[crazedaze]

Wise elder... what was the wisdom of this wiser elderer?

You know, the usual way genderniggergenderwars go; moids chimping out about women on the internet and women saying that actually we're not trash.
Remember, "Both sides le bad"

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

ladies, if I grow a mustache will I look like a fag or is there one way to pull it off? I showed a female friend a pic of one I had when shaving ( I shaved everything but the mustache, took a photo then shaved the rest) and she said it looked cute/good on me so now I'm conflicted.

 

[Susanna]

ladies, if I grow a mustache will I look like a fag or is there one way to pull it off? I showed a female friend a pic of one I had when shaving ( I shaved everything but the mustache, took a photo then shaved the rest) and she said it looked cute/good on me so now I'm conflicted.

Porn staches are in again, somehow, so do whatever you want. I personally think it looks dumb, but clearly some people do like it.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Porn staches are in again, somehow, so do whatever you want. I personally think it looks dumb, but clearly some people do like it.

I kinda want to try it, I just don't want to look gay. Would it be a turn off if a guy had one (but wasn't attached to it)?

 

[Deezy]

I kinda want to try it, I just don't want to look gay. Would it be a turn off if a guy had one (but wasn't attached to it)?

Wouldn’t think twice about it unless you a) grow a shitty, sparse mustache, or b) you pair it with some other incriminating accessory, like the pedophile glasses or a fruity button-up shirt. I personally think they look acceptable with a clean haircut.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Wouldn’t think twice about it unless you a) grow a shitty, sparse mustache, or b) you pair it with some other incriminating accessory, like the pedophile glasses or a fruity button-up shirt. I personally think they look acceptable with a clean haircut.

I see your point. I'll just shave it all off

 

[Hubelublub]

ladies, if I grow a mustache will I look like a fag or is there one way to pull it off? I showed a female friend a pic of one I had when shaving ( I shaved everything but the mustache, took a photo then shaved the rest) and she said it looked cute/good on me so now I'm conflicted.

Depends. Do you already look like a fag?

 

[isalaide]

ladies, if I grow a mustache will I look like a fag or is there one way to pull it off? I showed a female friend a pic of one I had when shaving ( I shaved everything but the mustache, took a photo then shaved the rest) and she said it looked cute/good on me so now I'm conflicted.

This is a purely personal thing but I do always think the moustache without any accompanying beard is giving heavy sexual predtor vibes. i don't know why but basically no one can pull that shit off. If you are a flamboyant gay dude like the gigachad of gay Freddie Mercury then it can work for you. I think you would kind of know if you had ascended to that kind of level of godliness by now though.


It also feels like a strange choice on a young dude. A good way to test it out is to do it for Movember and then you can say you are raising money for charity. This will seem like a good deed and also if people laugh it you look like a good sport because you are accepting mockery for a good cause.

 

[Helvetia]

also some men just cannot grow facial hair attractively, I had an ex who could only grow a perfect soul patch and literally nothing else.

 

[Susanna]

I kinda want to try it, I just don't want to look gay. Would it be a turn off if a guy had one (but wasn't attached to it)?

I see your point. I'll just shave it all off

It doesn’t look gay, it’s just not a style I personally like. I’ve seen some men pull it off just fine, if you want to try it you should try it. Worst thing that could happen is you look a bit silly for a few days, you can always just shave it off if it doesn’t work out.

If your girlfriend doesn’t like it, I’d just say to shave it off. But it’s up to you what adjustments you’re willing to make for your partner.