💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Melty Butter]

I think that is overly generous. She looked better early on, but I don't think she was better. She never built a life for herself. She monkey-branched from guy to guy until she became a coke whore. The other way to interpret her issues with STMS is that is she a lazy ho who just doesn't want to work. For all her talk about her fragile internet feelings, she is now crawling on her knees for Melton and doing chats suggesting she & Nick are going to visit him. If she respected herself at all, she couldn't do that.

If she had sense or self-respect or much of anything going for her, she would have run from Nick when the charges came down. But rather than do that, she decided to degrade herself all the way down for Nick because IMO she has no interest in supporting herself or going back to work. I'm sure Nick will probably eventually convince her to get on onlyfans or worse. In appearance alone, she is already on the way to turning into the trailer trash ghetto whore of Nick's dreams complete with bottled tobacco scent.

Every one of these four people's core problem is not wanting to be an adult and refusing to work like a normal person to support themselves. That includes you specifically Aaron.

This is a defensible position. (Except... Aaron does work. He streams for 20+ hours/week and seems to do solid prep work. So, call it a 35 hr/week. He seldom misses a stream. He's just not charming enough to do all that well.)

Nerding out for a second, there's a lot of sociological and anthropological research about how the Internet has ruined us because of wide exposure. As developing simple humans, we can't deal with so many outside forces. Until the 1980s something like 80% of Americans coupled and married someone within five miles. That equates to familiarity with location, ethnicity, education, and religion. It also means that there were community expectations for one's behavior.

This entire story, and particularly April's, points to how corrupting the Internet can be. It's not the ONLY reason for her fall... but it played a hell of a leading role.

As for Nick, it's a good question. What would have happened to him if the Internet didn't exist? I assume he'd be limping along, having affairs, and descending further into alcoholism. I doubt coke or much more than a charge of DUI would have happened.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick Rekieta turns 43 today.

Two years ago today Nick Rekieta celebrated his birthday at the Minneapolis gay bar Gay 90s, where Nick and his wife were caught on tape in the background of a Snapchat video talking with another man, with Kayla telling the unnamed and unseen hunk that Nick Rekieta, who turned 41 that day, had turned 41 that day.

And remember, last year Nick also went to Gay90s, with the Imholtes in tow, and after their time there, they spent the evening play naked twister in the hotel room. The Rekietas also gave Aaron coke in the bathroom at Gay90s, and then more in the hotel room.

Aaron commented on today's show that this is the 1 year anniversary of opening up his dead marriage, presumably because of said twister session with Nick's face on his ass / balls and vice versa.

People will accuse Aaron of rewriting history- I mean, sure- everyone is the hero in their own story. But this proves Nick's "Aaron is a goldfish and lives only the present"... a bit of projection there, buddy.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Depending on the county it could take some time since Zillow and these sites get most of their data from scrapping the county assessor database which lists the sale price of home and their assessed value for tax purposed. When the house was purchase in 2009 they bought it for $279k. Currently it is assessed at a total market value of $414.5k with $409.3k being the taxable value. As far as I am aware that $409.3k is the lowest a person would want to go when selling that house. Anything above the purchase price plus 20% to 30% of the sales price will be profit (the 20% to 30% sale price is a guess at the realtor's commission). The goal in home value and sale is to get the lowest taxable assessment (so you pay the least in property taxes) with the highest possible sale price. Though these are guidelines for property sales in suburban and urban areas with a steady demand. Either way once the sale is finalized and filed the county assessor pay will update showing the sale price for the home.
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In MN realtor averages 5.77% (6% is standard and expected in some local markets), payable by seller and shared btw buyer and seller agent (and used to be payable even if one party didn't have an agent, resulting in a windfall for the other one).

However, as of March 2024, it's more negotiable, and each pays their own agent a negotiated amount, bc it's a racket and the realtor mob got their hands slapped.

 

[daffodils]

Nick Rekieta turns 43 today.

Guess who's celebrating!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZWsyK9Zug&list=PL8idaYhSmLSTp7UcG1In23jHkG1zIHcgF

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Is the Gay '90s even really a gay bar at this point? It seems like a Disnified version of a gay bar for super lame straight people.

Not really, a lot of straight people (especially women) go there because they're one of the few downtown bars that don't water down the drinks. Nick would probably be more into The Eagles Club, a well-known bear/leather bar, or The Saloon, which has hotel rooms above it and is notorious as a place for gay hookups/sex workers.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Guess who's celebrating!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZWsyK9Zug&list=PL8idaYhSmLSTp7UcG1In23jHkG1zIHcgF

"We are going to take turns filling up his belly button with fun!" So, fucking, gay.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tummy%20sticks

 

[Lian Xing]

Guess who's celebrating!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZWsyK9Zug&list=PL8idaYhSmLSTp7UcG1In23jHkG1zIHcgF

>going from the top superchat earner to that
Sad.

 

[Captain Manning]

Also, bar's closed due to AIDS monkeypox caught on fire in a possible case of insurance fraud. Either that or someone caught the building on fire trying to smoke meth in the bathroom while getting pounded up the ass.

I know it's juvenile, but it will never not be funny that the gay bar burned down.

Twas a little too flaming in there, I think.

 

[Maraschino]

Kurt/Uncivil Law just did an incredibly short stream (under 9 minutes) indicating that Jeff (Legal Vices) passed away yesterday due to heart failure, and Bruce Rivers' 27 year-old son Michael Rivers also passed away.

 

[BigPeanut]

I'm gonna get called a fag for writing this,

You’re a massive faggot for writing that, April is one of the nasties junky home wrecking (twice!) whores on the planet.

 

[New Lady Crackets]

How's my favorite soon-to-be felon doing? Happy Birthday balldo boy! For every second of the two long years of probation ahead of you, you will regret not fighting it when you had the chance. You will miss sweet giggles of that chaotic woods girl who loved you for yourself and looked up to your genius. You will regret giving up the trophy of your triumph over Aaron imholte, your archnemesis because your mom and daddy government made you. Tomorrow your story ends and you will be forever reduced to Melton's paypig and nothing else. What if abuse of prescription pills and forced sobriety kills you? It can't be safe to go for two years without any alcohol or drugs. Imagine the headaches and seizures ahead of you just so you can piss clean. The government doesn't care about your pain. They don't even understand you're not a junkie and alcoholic. You just like to do it because it's funny.

Lost my train of thought but seriously looking forward to seeing convicted felon in the title.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Good post. The pictures make a tragic tale.

Proximity to the baldo really depletes your life force.

So is the theory Rackets is SuckuAss pulling life essence from the ass.... Like the mummy from bubahotep?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Happy Birthday Nick!
These well wishes do not constitute an offer of happiness, whether direct or indirect.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Do you think she makes that grimace while fucking?

That is why the purple shake was a limited time item... April = Grimace....... Mind blown... And grossed out a bit.

 

[LiquidKid]

Is the Gay '90s even really a gay bar at this point? It seems like a Disnified version of a gay bar for super lame straight people.

Why is it even called Gay 90’s? The mega theme park autist in me only ever thinks of the 1976 Disneyland ride “America Sings” which took you through American songs throughout the 200 years of the nation’s existence and had a section called “The Gay 90’s” in reference to the 1890’s, but there’s no way any of the faggots making a Minnesota gay bar were referencing a Disneyland attraction that’s only remembered because of a tragic incident where a teenage employee was brutally crushed to death by the spinning mechanism.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is it even called Gay 90’s? The mega theme park autist in me only ever thinks of the 1976 Disneyland ride “America Sings” which took you through American songs throughout the 200 years of the nation’s existence and had a section called “The Gay 90’s” in reference to the 1890’s, but there’s no way any of the faggots making a Minnesota gay bar were referencing a Disneyland attraction that’s only remembered because of a tragic incident where a teenage employee was brutally crushed to death by the spinning mechanism.

The "Gay '90s" was a phrase for decades before the Disney ride even existed and I never even heard of that ride. It's a well known phrase they were obviously referencing.

 

[TheTractor]

Happy Birthday Nick! I wish you a million dollar tomorrow

 

[LiquidKid]

The "Gay '90s" was a phrase for decades before the Disney ride even existed and I never even heard of that ride. It's a well known phrase they were obviously referencing.

I mean the phrase obviously game from somewhere, I was just saying I’ve never heard it in modern use outside of the Disney ride. And it still makes no sense for a bar that isn’t themed in any way

 

[Major]

I never realised April was a cokewhore before meeting Aaron or nick. Although stripping off on stream to enliven Aaron's show probably was an indicator.

Why do Americans so frequently turn to hard drugs whenever they're feeling down for more than 20 minutes?

 

[Melty Butter]

Guess who's celebrating!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZWsyK9Zug&list=PL8idaYhSmLSTp7UcG1In23jHkG1zIHcgF

He "can't" call in.


WAIT! LEGAL VICES IS DEAD? NOOOOOO!


@daffodils I assume you have this in hand. I can't focus on this for too much longer.

Edit to Add: Jeff / Legal Vices is indeed dead. I just found confirmation. Kurt streamed an hour ago. He died of heart failure.