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- 13 Sty 2024
She's talks about Botox and plastic surgery A LOT.Could be because he's so dorky looking, and she's enraged that someone she perceives as low-status is getting so many people to laugh at her.
Then again, it's not like a lot of other YouTubers aren't similarly dorky looking. Maybe it's his status as an obvious family man? Something about her enemies being married with families seems to really set her off.
On an unrelated note, she had an abortion in early 2015 because she didn't want to be pregnant during knee surgery:
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The surgery ended up failing apparently (tweet won't archive right now). And she had another abortion relatively recently. She's happy to keep getting abortions because she doesn't want a "creepy son":
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Speaking of surgery, she was also fishing around for funds for an "upper bleph" (cosmetic surgery to fix droopy eyelids, popular for older women):
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Alyssa is not a happy woman.
In the first video on this post she lists off an upper bleph as something she wants done in the next two years, then a lower bleph as well as filler for her nasolabial folds and forehead botox. In the second video there she talks about having done a "lip flip" (botox around the lips) to fix her gummy smile.
She deeply hates herself and tries to play it off like she's just being honest about plastic surgery like Joan Rivers or whoever. The catch is that Joan Rivers a) had talent and was hilarious and could get away with it but also b) her actual job as a comedienne and host meant being in front of a camera constantly. Alyssa has absolutely no need to be obsessing over her face or even showing her face to anyone, she just does it because she's self-obsessed. Like, girl put away the camera and go do some fucking writing.
Meanwhile at The Game Awards:
I'm still tripping out over this dress, it's really reading Old Navy to me. Which would be fine, except Alyssa fancies herself a fashionista and you can dress designer on a budget, folx! Nubby black dress with a limp drawstring bow in the front, plastic novelty clutch, plastic faux-fur lined with plastic polyester. Oh, and on her stream she mentioned that the sunglasses are fake Chanel.
Insane looking toes, what is going on here?
From X: Outfit details and a "CUNT" barette
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$595 FOR THAT DRESS AND IT'S POLYESTER??
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