He's too weak even to lift that scrawny skelly body.
He's practically the definition of skinnyfat. No muscle tone or definition whatsoever.
Juju should challenge Nick to a pushup challenge like he did for Null
yeah, nick. hes getting chubbier and chubbier by the day. each stream he gets a bit fatter and fatter.
and he just keeps piling on fat. i didnt think it was that possible to gain fat that quick.
No fucking wonder everyone telling him to "Pull Up!" kept failing to get through to him. He couldn't do it if he wanted to! We could've saved him bros if we chose a different phrase for him fixing his shit.
Also what a skinny fat fucking loser. He's in good company for physical ability with Vito, Riley, @FROG , and Dax Herrera pka Dick Masterson aka Juju the Cow.
Even more stupid is Nick claiming he could beat Aaron in a fight, because Aaron is bad at boxing because he has a 0-2 record. Aaron goes and boxes for a workout and a hobby, but the fact that he has any training at all means he would crush you Nick. Yes, Aaron might be bad, but the difference between 'never having sparred or boxed in your life' vs 'sparring on the weekends casually and actually competing at a low level' is massive. If Aaron laid hands on Nick in a boxing ring it would be like Warski vs Salt Papi 2, with Nick suffering even more brain damage like Warski did.
If Nick fought Glass Joe from Punch-Out he'd be the one guy GJ ever beat.
Auto-distillery syndrome.
In the light of the illegal accessing topic around Nick, the admission by April to have confirmed the sending of the "message to Geno" by accessing Aaron's phone records, I would assume there is a legality issue around the evidence and if they were so inclined charges against April for unauthorized access.
Yeah, she metabolized it from cocaine.>auto-brewery syndrome
I only just remembered this. Didn't he also claim he has miliaria? I guess the bussy liquor brewed from his butt wouldn't be passing any FDA checks due to low temperatures.
Maybe his daughter has something similar to ABS. The cause of ABS is usually bacterial or fungal, fermenting carbohydrates into ethanol within the digestive system. This might be the first time in history where we have a rare case of "auto-cocaine metabolisation syndrome" where she metabolises the unhealthy gross slop she's fed into benzoylecgonine.
His lolcow udders are full to bursting. He's a one man milk factory.
Yes, size not mattering is why there aren’t any weight divisions in boxing
