2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

[UnfOrtuNatE BaskEtt]

Those people are so fucking fucked its unreal. The USSR was still a thing when they got thrown in that pit and internet was just a thing scientists used to send text messages to each other. Just imagine trying to reintegrate.

we could start them with Snapchat maybe....

 

[mindlessobserver]

we could start them with Snapchat maybe....

Nah, better to to throw them of the deep end and start with Only Fans.

 

[Beardless Lenin]

Those people are so fucking fucked its unreal. The USSR was still a thing when they got thrown in that pit and internet was just a thing scientists used to send text messages to each other. Just imagine trying to reintegrate.

Imagine their faces when they hear about 9/11.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Those people are so fucking fucked its unreal. The USSR was still a thing when they got thrown in that pit and internet was just a thing scientists used to send text messages to each other. Just imagine trying to reintegrate.

I’d like to see how they react to smart phones and other advances in technology. Looking forward to the kino YouTube videos.

 

[Camel joe]

Id have preferred a strong secular dictator against Israel.

Why the fuck are niggers acting like Assad is like the fucking lee kuan yew or Ataturk of the middle east?
That man legitimately has no clue on being a statesman.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Why the fuck are niggers acting like Assad is like the fucking lee kuan yew or Ataturk of the middle east?
That man legitimately has no clue as to how to run a country.

His dad didn't already and he inherited his position. There's a reason most functional state entities no longer have hereditary ruling.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

>it is reported that The prisoners thought that were liberated by Saddam Hussein's army and that Hafez who died in 2000 is still the president

It reminds me of that Austin Powers joke where he assumes the commies won the cold war.

 

[Exterminatus]

Some reports from recently released prisoners
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Holy shit, poor guys were trapped in a time capsule. They'll be like Brooks Hatlen after he got released from Shawkshank prison

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Letting them take every other big city in Syria was just a ruse, you trannies will soon see the might of a united Russia and Syria, the sands will be turned red for 1,000 years with the blood of the traitors!!!

Id have preferred a strong secular dictator against Israel but seems the price to keep a throng of Sunis didnt work out.

Oh well. Asad must go.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Bets on when the next conflict in Syria will start.

 

[Camel joe]

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Bets on when the next conflict in Syria will start.

My bets
A) Alawite insurgency in the coastal regions
B) Syrian rebels vs Whatever remains of ISIS
C) SDF-Turkish war

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Now that we know that Assad and the syrian Ba'ath party is 99% toast and that Al-Joleni seems to be a competent administrator, what kind of policies does he have? Could he be toppled by other rebels that pop up aganist his new goverment? Will he be one of those strongman autocrats or will he have to constantly compromise with the different groups in Syria?

 

[2spoopy4u]

Holy shit, poor guys were trapped in a time capsule.

Honestly, probably nonsense.
They would have more recent prisoners to rectify this. It's just clickbait.

 

[Camel joe]

Now that we know that Assad and the syrian Ba'ath party is toast and that Al-Joleni seems to be a competent administrator, what kind of policies does he have? Could he be toppled by other rebels that pop up aganist his new goverment? Will he be one of those strongman autocrats or will he have to constantly compromise with the different groups in Syria?

Maybe I'm optimistic but Jolani has an opportunity to be a real modern hero. Liberate Syria, establish a federal administration with self-government for everyone in Syria. Sunnis, Alawites, Kurds and all the minorities living in harmony.

 

[Shovelbird]

Why the fuck are niggers acting like Assad is like the fucking lee kuan yew or Ataturk of the middle east?
That man legitimately has no clue on being a statesman.

notice that I didn't say who in the first sentence, we just thought he was. It seems he failed on all aspects and pretending, and therefore failed it, the last drug episode and no rebuilding proved it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Now that we know that Assad and the syrian Ba'ath party is 99% toast and that Al-Joleni seems to be a competent administrator, what kind of policies does he have? Could he be toppled by other rebels that pop up aganist his new goverment? Will he be one of those strongman autocrats or will he have to constantly compromise with the different groups in Syria?

I'm holding judgment until the country is actually captured. Could just devolve into another nigger moment. But probably cold peace with Isreal, focus on rebuilding, etc

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Now that we know that Assad and the syrian Ba'ath party is 99% toast and that Al-Joleni seems to be a competent administrator, what kind of policies does he have? Could he be toppled by other rebels that pop up aganist his new goverment? Will he be one of those strongman autocrats or will he have to constantly compromise with the different groups in Syria?

If and when that scenario happens, I think lots of people would miss Assad after they discovered then the new boss is worse than the old boss.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

brand new 'jak

 

[Camel joe]

I think lots of people would miss Assad after they discovered then the new boss is worse than the old boss.

Not that I'm a jolani fan but he's Gonna have to be pol pot level if he's gonna have people miss Assad.

 

[Shovelbird]

For those who want to play the aftermath, Rogue State: Revolution is a good steam buy!

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

If and when that scenario happens, I think lots of people would miss Assad after they discovered then the new boss is worse than the old boss.

Just another day in middle east