💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Melty Butter]

Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:

Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:

Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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[buttmunch]

Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
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Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
Wyświetl załącznik 6696787
Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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isnt kinoshit brown? he acts like all the brown little sektur faggots pretending to be good honest huuuhwhite men, BBN tends to post in british times as well, so i imagine its a bong

why would anyone else know other than the judge, risotto and the lolyers since it was held in the judges quarters? if they were in fact told, i wouldn't be surprised that its not some faggot trick by risotto to weed out the moles in his shrinking circle of balldoh washers, the "deal" doesn't even make sense, my guess was that he wanted to a: to get the child neglect charge dropped and b: try to take all of the blame and get his harem excused so he can pretend hes not a giant piece of shit and he was doing it for muh kids

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you enjoy time with your family. Hopefully you don't have a Thanksgiving like the Rekietas,


Live look at the Rekieta home:

This is the best the AI did trying to capture a Rekieta family Thanksgiving feast.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The kids probably get pawned off to the Slettas while April gets stuffed and Kayla eats a pile of pills.

Oh, so a Thursday.

 

[Vibralldo]

If he doesn't post his Thanksgiving dinner, know he didn't have one and doesn't love his kids.

He didn't make Thanksgiving for his kids because he loves them and wants to keep them from becoming what he hates most of all:

Fat people

 

[Strix454]

We know there are a few.
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I want to believe that Nick tried to stop drinking, poured all his sweet whisky out...and then the next day ripped the doors off the underside of the sink trying to get at that sweet whisky stored in the sink trap.

 

[Captain Manning]

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:

I'd be tickled pink if it turns out I'm right that it's not Kinoshit. Getting the feeling that some people think I'm nuts for NOT automatically believing it's him.

Conversely, I guess I'd have to eat a little shit if it turns out I'm wrong and I've been giving compliments to Kinoshit this whole time.

Maybe we'll find out some day. Maybe we won't.

I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions.

Again, I don't think either of Nick's homes are under an HOA. One of the things an HOA does (other than being a gigantic pain in the ass) is maintain the common areas of a neighborhood. What the fuck would be a "common area" in rural bumfuck Minnesota?

 

[Strix454]

I wonder what the Thanksgiving spread will be like at the Rekieta household. The finest pre-boiled eggs money can buy, all the dortios you can eat with a huge portion of ramen. Yummy yummy!

He will also be water boiling Wagyu Steaks in plastic bags and serving them on top of a bed of egg noodles.

 

[Oxyjen]

This is now canon.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you enjoy time with your family. Hopefully you don't have a Thanksgiving like the Rekietas,


Live look at the Rekieta home:
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This is the best the AI did trying to capture a Rekieta family Thanksgiving feast.

If there's anything we should be thankful for today, it's that none of us are Nick Rekieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

Thanksgiving at the Rekieta Cult Compound:


(Stolen from the featured Thanksgiving thread).

If there's anything we should be thankful for today, it's that none of us are Nick Rekieta.

I am thankful for that every day.

 

[Melty Butter]

I'm just throwing this up here bc it seems smart. I've got 4 hours to get a turkey on the table.


@AnOminous @Potentially Criminal - thoughts? This seems logical. It's as if the State has finally had enough.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
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Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
Wyświetl załącznik 6696787
Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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My assessment earlier seems to be correct. If this is Faggotchet running the account he is not running it alone which is why the slight difference in posting styles. Very interesting how this account feels the need to clarify that there is no affiliation with Homochet...

 

[Angry Shoes]

We know there are a few.
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Beautiful and moving tribute to a fallen friend. I hope when I leave this earth someone immortalizes my legacy in a similarly touching fashion. Rest in peace carpenter guy.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Banning April from seeing Nick will make her so wet she'll slip on her toes and accidentally stab everyone in the household 48 times.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
Wyświetl załącznik 6696785Wyświetl załącznik 6696786
Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
Wyświetl załącznik 6696787
Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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What if we have gone full fightclub..and BBN is Nick Rekeita's alternate personality..the side of him that knows he has become a degenerate loser trying to fight back against the Corner Demon Possessed Crackhead?

 

[Maraschino]

To anyone else in a similar situation, having the ability to drop the charge of being a child abuser via child neglect to instead have a deferred/suspended sentence for something most people don't actually give a shit about would be an incredible blessing. But being unable/unwilling to accept it because it'd require you to have to abandon your 5/10 stanky pussy side-piece while you get to keep your wife (who probably hates you, and you deserve it) and children (who probably are going to hate you, and you'd deserve it) is a level beyond my comprehension. But you'd not be in this situation if you didn't have a fucking 5/10 side-piece to begin with. It should be the easiest fucking conversation in the world to tell April to get the fuck out, I'm choosing my family, but Nick refuses to (and in the most generous interpretation, probably because he can't, or she'd fuck him over). But I'm just a non-Scandinavian incel prude or something.

For Thanksgiving this year, be thankful you are not Nick Rekieta.

Suffah, you impotent, malignant tumor on society. You deserve the fucking worst. I hope you choke on whatever you can manage to fit into your lying fucking mouth.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Thanksgiving at the Rekieta Cult Compound:

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(Stolen from the featured Thanksgiving thread).


I am thankful for that every day.

Nick is getting so hammered this turkey day, its not even funny. Possibly his last one as a free man.

 

[Major]

Do you think I April's invited to the family dinner? That would be awkward.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

You know how every 70-90s sitcom had the episode where some inept dude has to be in two places at once because he couldn't say no to either of them? Just imagine Nick making increasingly ridiculous excuses to leave the table to scurry across the woods to his whore's sad one person festivities to keep her from Tweeting retarded shit.

Now insert the laugh track.