💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Taco Santo!]

But he carries it so well!

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I know Fatrick would avoid confrontation unless he's extremely inebriated like the spaghetti factory incident, but if someone ala Cog and Ralph came up to Fatrick and said "wow dude look at that gut you could stand to lose a few eh?" would he still say he hasn't gained a pound since high school, which would mean he's always been fat? Or would he spin a cope about how it's beer and brat fat for the winter, even if it was summer? Of course the only people who would confront him would be pests and it's a toss up on how he'd react. When he tried to get Dan arrested for felony court attendance he probably felt empowered because the bailiff would do his bidding, child. If he was alone he'd either meekly say something and then waddle away, or more likely at this point he'd rip out his Chinese Glock and mag dump them.

Alternative hypothesis a random drunk asshole who's not a pest does the same thing and he shoots him because in Pat's mind only the pests think he's fat.

 

[Spunt]

Interesting. Rick would oinking from the rooftops if he got a letter from the FBI.

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A thought:

Someone in this thread (can't remember who, sorry) tried to get the bodycam footage from one of Pat's SWAT incidents, but was turned down because it was part of an active FBI investigation. If the FBI are contacting Filion's victims to let them know they got the guy who did it following his conviction, then presumably the file is no longer open.

Therefore, if someone were to request that bodycam footage again, there are two possible outcomes:
1 - We get the footage and have a Sensible Chuckle
2 - The request is rebuffed again on the same grounds, in which case it's not Filion's case that is open - we could be looking at the most anticipated client list since Epstein, which may contain a certain piggy...

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

2 - The request is rebuffed again on the same grounds, in which case it's not Filion's case that is open - we could be looking at the most anticipated client list since Epstein, which may contain a certain piggy...

No, child, that did. Not. Hap. Pen. As you have been informed many thousands of times, the crypto wallet was not mine, I was hacked by Russian bots who just so happened to have access to all my personal information, state issued ID and email address. They target me because I am the #resistances largest soldier, child. Just like when they stole my joke book and unsecured firearm. Wait. For. The. Knock.

would he still say he hasn't gained a pound since high school, which would mean he's always been fat? Or would he spin a cope about how it's beer and brat fat for the winter, even if it was summer?

Well, if it’s anything like the time he was ‘accosted’ at the comic book convention he will refuse to make eye contact, say something with that faggy lisp of his, and flounce away.
That was a fair amount of time ago though, back before the pests, meatloaf and cheap beer had completely buckbroken him so it’s anyone’s guess now. I doubt he would shoot anyone though, but not through lack of trying, I just don’t think he would be able to retrieve his Temu Glock from the rolls of flesh around his midsection

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I can only imagine the fatman himself try to "child" the feds that come to his house right now.

"No child, I am not part of that list."

The fact that he's radio silent about this speaks volumes.

 

[JJLiautaud]

One might even go so far as to call him rotund.

Perhaps maybe even portly.

 

[Bioniclelover]

t. Man who doesn't know shit

Fatrick Fatlinson is getting viral with this xeet on Xeeter, my brother just randomly saw it when scrolling stuff on his own account.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fatrick Fatlinson is getting viral with this xeet on Xeeter, my brother just randomly saw it when scrolling stuff on his own account.
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What a massive fucking fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[A.P. Hill]

Rick will be the only man in human history to leave prison fatter and with bigger bitch tits than when he came in.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Rick will be the only man in human history to leave prison fatter and with bigger bitch tits than when he came in.

Strangely enough, the total prison population will decrease drastically, while the supply of artisanal pepperoni will increase exponentially. Prison officials will be baffled, but they’ll keep their mouths shut.

 

[Post Reply]

He lost loty this year but when torswats rolls on him we are going to see a spectacular shit show.

Nobody rolls on Patrick, baby child. Patrick is the one who rolls.

Fatrick Fatlinson is getting viral with this xeet on Xeeter, my brother just randomly saw it when scrolling stuff on his own account.
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And he's making friends as usual.

Shut your idiot, mouth!

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Can't wait for Pat to tell people to enjoy the Trump sponsored concentration camps.

 

[Rock Eater]

This whole situation reminds me of this video

 

[Wodanaz]

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What do we do, Pat? What do we do???

this is basically just a hollywood hulk hogan post
I don't wanna hear from anyone how hhh is just trolling

 

[Schwarzwald]

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Oh my god, he should be in some kind of home for cringe retarded adults. How is this man real.

The only line you hold is holding up the buffet line, Patrick.

You're most similar to that deformed guy the Spartans turned down since he couldn't hold a shield, but in your case it would be because you're too fat.

 

[Something Awful]

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What do we do, Pat? What do we do???

"I need all of you to understand what I'm about to say with perfect clarity"

God i hate this pompous nigger. Does anybody talk like this outside of shit TV/movies? Oh, and what's the earth shattering emergency I need to understand? Oh, there are nazis everywhere? Ok, retard.



The duality of Rick: yay Twitter is finally dying / woo my tweets are more popular than ever!

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Interesting. Rick would oinking from the rooftops if he got a letter from the FBI.

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Ladies and Gentlemen......

 

[femoralcanal]

All signs point to no. As far as I can remember (and anyone who knows better, feel free to correct me), John had said that he and Ade wanted to keep the daughter away from Pat at all costs. So whether she even knows that Pat is her true dad? That's completely up in the air, as we don't know what the girl's mom has told her since John's passing.

For her sake, I hope the poor girl never learns.

Sorry if late and gay.

It was actually the other way around. Jon and Ade wanted Pat to have contact with her at first, but he was so adamant the agreement would have to be under his exact conditions, it just didn't happen. They tried to reach a consensus, but 3 times Pat said "my way or the highway", and just gave up his parental rights.

Jon also said the kid knows Pat is her father, and (iirc), Adrienne was making a book/picture album with all the info, to give her when she was old enough to understand it all.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The only line you hold is holding up the buffet line, Patrick.

Wrong in every way, stalker. He has a waistline, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Well, obviously, make rape and death threats, abandon your daughter, get drunk a lot, and swat yourself.

2 steps ahead of you, fam.