Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Zeus Blue Thunder powiedział(a):
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run.mp4
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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It looks like Chris's "blood, tears, and semenal descent" finally payed off.
 
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MIC Shill powiedział(a):
Women be like "erm ackshully we SHOULDN'T be treated like tradable cattle :geek::geek:" but then let Chris-Chan nut in them.
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most women don't know what they truly want, they say "oh we want a man who's normal and nice and handsome and has a boring career" but they don't know their true urges
women want a sperg
bitches love a sperg
 
I'm shocked Chris doesn't already have a child. Grady "Crab Boy" Stiles had kids and he was a sociopath with crab hands and had far less celebrity.
 
Now that I think about it, it isn't in Chris character to not brag loudly about something like that and keep quiet about things he can rub on his enemies' faces; that's how the whole Barbussy saga was discovered. If it was true he'll be dropping not so subtle hints everywhere, not waiting for some ween's superchat to say something. I believe that this is Chris' mushmouth making it sound like "summer" like the CWCki server guys say.
Maybe I'm just deep into the denial stage of grief, but now I'm firmly on the "not happening" camp.
 
Needless to say, real father hood would be quite a shock for Chris

Sonichu, who calls him "father" is a sycophant basically created in adulthood to love and obey and serve Chris, meanwhile his Sonichu babies Sonee and Rosee are only there to validate his autogynephilia and look cute before he shoves them off on their Hispanic nanny and then Chris goes years without even thinking about them

A real baby who cries and has diapers to change won't be like that!
 
Forgotten Beast powiedział(a):
Now that I think about it, it isn't in Chris character to not brag loudly about something like that and keep quiet about things he can rub on his enemies' faces; that's how the whole Barbussy saga was discovered.
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he held off on that one for very long, he didn't brag about it
he only hinted at it thinking it wouldn't be discovered because he has no concept of how much other people can glean, and told someone he thought was close in confidence
i still hold that it's more likely than not that there's no baby, he was talking theoretically
but assuming there was, hiding it is exactly the kinda thing chris would do, especially now that he has learned
 
Debbie Macomber powiedział(a):
Needless to say, real father hood would be quite a shock for Chris

Sonichu, who calls him "father" is a sycophant basically created in adulthood to love and obey and serve Chris, meanwhile his Sonichu babies Sonee and Rosee are only there to validate his autogynephilia and look cute before he shoves them off on their Hispanic nanny and then Chris goes years without even thinking about them

A real baby who cries and has diapers to change won't be like that!
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Nor will the baby be able to go forth and zap to the extreme. :(
 
All of pregnancy related posts were removed from r/chrischansonichu.
Before:
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After.
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The cope is real.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder powiedział(a):
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run.mp4
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
Kliknij, aby rozwinąć...
This is it.
The antichrist is coming.
Now is the time to turn to Jah.
 
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I'm trying to catch up, just seeing this for the first time.

I don't know if I'm horrified, disgusted or disappointed that there's a potential baby coming from Chris. Possibly all three, hats to tell. Maybe when I'm plastered I'll be able to tell.
 
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