Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I have no clue how to react to this... I'm completely baffled. Chris has finally done what everyone for 17 years said was impossible. He's actually conceived offspring.

 

[Throng of Titans]

The merge didn't need to come for some small part of reality to be made into total nonsense apparently.

That Chris may actually successfully reproduce is one of the most horrifying things I've heard of in a while.

 

[SentinentCloud]

chris will have a family before josh does

 

[Jex]

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. Kid just won the shit origin story lottery.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

We do have to remember that Chris is highly delusional. Dude believed he was actually Jesus and had godlike powers in prison, and that he was going to bring about the merge by astral projecting himself different places. I'm taking an educated guess as to this being him rambling while off his meds, or he's been taking the same antipsychs for a while and they're losing effectiveness.

If its real though... god help us all.

 

[Alex Krycek]

The merge didn't need to come for some small part of reality to be made into total nonsense apparently.

That Chris may actually successfully reproduce is one of the most horrifying things I've heard of in a while.

Maybe the merge was the Child Chris made along the way?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

On a different topic, bar Chris fapping to Maria in the stream (who resembles Flutter and is also underage...), Chris has also liked this post on Bluesky.

Flutter...

 

[Yankee Shogun]

She could have got donated sperm or something, who knows. She's a crazy girl if she's dating Chris chan.

Irregardless of whether or not its his biological child, it would still be raised by Chris.

 

[2LtMashengo]

which one are we mimicking now?

We've already had almost Oedipus, next we're getting almost Antigone.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Well, I look forward to the child's thread on kf one day. We all know that cow+cow=cow
Poor calf

Josh can adopt them when they inevitably get seized by the State. It will the square the circle nicely.

 

[FightenGnome]

It will be a boy. Can't picture the antichrist being a woman.

The Godbear promised it would be a girl named Crystal and Chris will work in an office building. It's all going according to plan.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

We do have to remember that Chris is highly delusional. Dude believed he was actually Jesus and had godlike powers in prison, and that he was going to bring about the merge by astral projecting himself different places. I'm taking an educated guess as to this being him rambling while off his meds, or he's been taking the same antipsychs for a while and they're losing effectiveness.

If its real though... god help us all.

>meds
you actually believe chris is legitimately medically psychotic/schizophrenic and has symptoms that can be fixed with pills? please

 

[Doom House V]

I have no clue how to react to this... I'm completely baffled. Chris has finally done what everyone for 17 years said was impossible. He's actually conceived offspring.

Every time someone insisted Chris couldn't do something he did and he came out smelling like roses. I don't know why he hates Trump so much they're built from the same stuff.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

Dear God,
Please make Flutter miscarry. Not for the sake of anyone else but the child. Don't let an innocent life be born into the hellfire that is Chris Chan's life. The only salvation it can have is to not be born at all.
Your humble servant,
MercuryDrinker

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

We've already had almost Oedipus, next we're getting almost Antigone.

we did not have anything close to Oedipus, which was about a man not wanting to fuck his mom but being destined to

 

[bile demon]

Chris expects a child this summer.

Even Chris Chan will start a family before Null.

lol
lmao even

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

 

[PetiteFeet]

Please please please please let the Finnish and American governments interfere before any child that is fathered by Chris is carried to term.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Irregardless

Not a real word.

 

[Judge Holden]

Memba this?


One day....one day I might laugh again. I might find humour in this new horror, as I have done so many other terrible things.

But that day is not today.

Even as I search through shitposts and early attempts to bring levity to misery, all I feel is absolute fucking despair.

Despair for the fact a troll not only let chris nut inside her, but is willingly bearing his child...jesus fucking christ.

Despair for how much this shit is hurting my homies here on the farms for all manner of reasons

But most of all, I feel so much Despair for the plight of that child if it actually exists and is brought into the world.

No child deserves this. I hope to god this is fake.

I hope to God if its not fake the troll aborts it.

I hope to God if its not fake and the troll does not abort it, the state swoops in and takes custody of it forever.

I hope to God.... but after today im not sure he is listening