💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[SomeGuy1111]

it's as they reach 14-18, and into their twenties, that they will become more aware and less dependent and no longer see mom and dad as their everything, that they will develop their own feelings and judgments on their upbringing and parents. they will reflect. they will see it on social media, which is salt in the wound, how humiliating

I agree. And it's not just the kids themselves. He'll probably have grandkids one day who will see some youtube documentary about what degenerate losers their grandparents were

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Everything he's said so far really really make it sound like he's going to plead not guilty. And given his claim that he has recordings of people saying they are going to set him up and conspire to get him jailed it further makes me think he's going to shoot to have the entire thing thrown out on merits instead of actually arguing the facts of wether he possessed or not or had a gun in connection to his drugs.

If he really goes through with it and he doesn't manage to get that gun charge dropped in trial and he gets convicted that's three years in jail at minimum right?

The way they are pursuing Ralph who is obviously seen as either a co conspirator or atleast a criminal associate of nicks makes it look pretty fucking gloves off. I think he's really underestimating how much they want his ass. He's probably the most attention kandiyohi county has gotten in awhile and it's a publicly embarrassing drug addict who's accusing their local legal system of being corrupt and ran by judges with pussy liquor. The county itself has 40k population and spicer his town has slightly above a thousand, he's definitely up there as far as gossip and public eye goes in that area.

It's all made worse by him technically being a lawyer because that might make people who don't know much about hit give his claims of legal unfairness or corruption more credit.

He's the kind of guy you make an example out of. He would be extremely smart not to give them that opportunity.

 

[Captain Manning]

If he really goes through with it and he doesn't manage to get that gun charge dropped in trial and he gets convicted that's three years in jail at minimum right?

No.

I have absolutely no idea where you got that from.

 

[repentance]

If he really goes through with it and he doesn't manage to get that gun charge dropped in trial and he gets convicted that's three years in jail at minimum right?

Not at all.

The most likely outcome for this specific case is a non-custodial sentence of some kind - either a suspended sentence or probation.

Nick hasn't been charged with any offences related to accessing/sharing information from Aaron's Google account so that probably won't come into play at sentencing, either.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If he really goes through with it and he doesn't manage to get that gun charge dropped in trial and he gets convicted that's three years in jail at minimum right?

Wrong.

(c) A person named in any other clause of subdivision 1 who possesses any type of firearm or ammunition is guilty of a gross misdemeanor.

The max for that would be 1 year in prison and/or a fine of up to 3000$.

And that is the maximum. Nick would not get the maximum.

 

[AnOminous]

imagine you have to not only be neglected and forgotten as your folks are on drugs and drinking and just absorbed in star trek bedrotting or ruining their social media career, fucking another couple, but seeing your father behave the way he does online, and become national news and all over social media. and then continue to be a mess, deny and defend himself, and tweet disgusting shit with his mistress.

And backing your mom against a wall and drunkenly and insanely screaming at her. The kids probably know you have to tread on eggshells around daddy when he's sucking down his angry juice and snorting his crazy powder.

 

[Tiger Jack]

The way they are pursuing Ralph who is obviously seen as either a co conspirator or atleast a criminal associate of nicks makes it look pretty fucking gloves off. I think he's really underestimating how much they want his ass. He's probably the most attention kandiyohi county has gotten in awhile and it's a publicly embarrassing drug addict who's accusing their local legal system of being corrupt and ran by judges with pussy liquor. The county itself has 40k population and spicer his town has slightly above a thousand, he's definitely up there as far as gossip and public eye goes in that area.

People keep bringing up Ralph's warrant as an indication that everyone with so much as a pinky toe dipped in the 'Rekieta Crime Family' business is going to get their dick nailed to the wall. I'll be honest, I'm not so sure that's the case. Remember, Ralph's warrant is just for contempt of court. I think all that happened there is that he just really pissed that one judge off by intentionally disobeying their orders and then taunted them about it by saying "YEW CAN'T CATCH ME, BISH! I'M IN MEHICO, SOOWEEE!"

 

[FiggerNaggot1488]

People keep bringing up Ralph's warrant as an indication that everyone with so much as a pinky toe dipped in the 'Rekieta Crime Family' business is going to get their dick nailed to the wall. I'll be honest, I'm not so sure that's the case. Remember, Ralph's warrant is just for contempt of court. I think all that happened there is that he just really pissed that one judge off by intentionally disobeying their orders and then taunted them about it by saying "YEW CAN'T CATCH ME, BISH! I'M IN MEHICO, SOOWEEE!"

In my dreams all of them have to appear in court, via hot tub and grease each other up. Then Ralph gets to start snacking on some turds. I get to watch.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

https://xcancel.com/RekietaLaw/status/1860432662193676602#m

https://archive.ph/TPibG

Please God, let there be a Nick & Destiny team up in the near future.

 

[Melty Butter]

Can't come fast enough. This thread has lost its way and is rapidly approaching the point of no return.

Indeed. I'm reading raccoon stew recipes, ffs.

Putting this here for posterity (I guess). I've been continuing to poke around FB connections but at some point it feels like the good people of Spicer/Willmar/New London are doing their level best dealing with this situation and it's not worth gossiping about. This, however, seemed interesting.

Here's the timeline for Nick's "Worst Day".

That coincides with Kayla's haunting post of June 19, 2022 that Dan Sletta commented on very recently.

Two other people commented at around the same time as Dan (recently):

Laurie Allen co-starred in a regional production of The Music Man with Kayla and her mom in 2010. Denise Deaner co-starred with Shari Sletta in a production of Florence Foster in 2019.

Source and Source
No deep conclusions except that the theater women (both seem to be Sharilyn's age) of Kandiyohi County seem very concerned for Kayla. I assume Sharilyn, Allen, and Deaner are all friends irl.

 

[Captain Manning]

Woah, woah, woah...

It's true that people here have expressed a desire to see the bodycam, but I don't think anybody here has expressed a desire to see THAT.

(Note: The above is created by the Balldo tweet generator, and not real).

Not at all.

The most likely outcome for this specific case is a non-custodial sentence of some kind - either a suspended sentence or probation.

Nick hasn't been charged with any offences related to accessing/sharing information from Aaron's Google account so that probably won't come into play at sentencing, either.

Correct. The only reason why people think jail is more likely now is because the prosecutor might ask for a upward deviation given all the fuckery that Nick has been pulling, and there might be some additional charges coming down the pipeline over the Aaron data breach thing.

Beyond that, he's likely still on track for a probationary sentence.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Wyświetl załącznik 6679419Wyświetl załącznik 6679422Saar, I want a refund. These sound like an actual thing he'd say

I've been catching up on the thread, going backwards, and I believed all off these were real until I got here. I was just wondering what set off his latest coke/meth fueled twitter meltdown. I feel like a retard and I blame Rekieta for being such a degenerate faggot that I could believe this insanity.

"This has nothing to do with Nate the Lawyer, dork. There's no law in this post. I am neither a nerd nor an addict, and I have never claimed to be. Good job getting all of it wrong."

It's indistinguishable from reality.

 

[DumbDude43]

Wyświetl załącznik 6679780
Take that as you might. But I have been in continuous Duloxetine for only 2 weeks and it's already shielding me from alcohol interactions. Which means Balldo is such a retarded addicted piece of shit that he cant go for 2 weeks without getting shitfaced and skipping doc recommendations.

I am fucking wetbrained, I got the shakes from not drinking alcohol and I already got over alcohol with the help of meds and this retard hasn't been able to do so for what, 3 years? fuck you Balldo. I am a fucking loser and I am already better than you in 2 weeks in therapy.

Duloxetine is commonly recommended to anyone with a doctor BTW, it wont get you Floxed nor is it like Xanax or anything like that but it will reduce the effects of alcohol consumption to the point that is not fun anymore.

I assume there are similar meds for coke, so it's in his own will to not want to get sober.

duloxetine isn't shielding you from alcohol interactions, at best it masks some of the acute symptoms of intoxication. you still suffer the full damage to brain and liver that alcohol causes.
popping antidepressant pills isn't going to save you from the inevitable liver cirrhosis and wernicke korsakoff coming your way.

 

[joebobmurphy]

This shit is dope. Here are some of my results.

Tell me when you meet them. My prostitutes have more sins than you. Each.

This is when you're so deep in the whiskey, you may not realize how much you look like a fucking cuck. Faran is finding several years old real estate listings to try and figure out where my police officers sleep.

No, also, I live in an extremely rural county and there aren't niggers really available to stream. I know because I was trying to stream one for 3 years.

 

[not william stenchever]

It's indistinguishable from reality.

He truly is defamation proof.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wait I remember these pictures, havent they been posted before? There really needs to be a dedicated Nick Rekieta update thread so shit doesnt get lost in the shuffling of thousands of sneeders.

What do you mean 'update thread'?

Wyświetl załącznik 6680676

no sexiness

As much as I appreciate these, they should be posted in the dedicated meme thread.

If he really goes through with it and he doesn't manage to get that gun charge dropped in trial and he gets convicted that's three years in jail at minimum right?

No. Minnesota has strict sentencing guidelines and a judge has to explain the reason for a departure (up or down). Statistics discussed months ago in the legal thread showed that the majority (>85%) of cases followed the guidelines or were reduced--not counting the plea deals made for lower offences.

Nick is on track for a lot of probation and a suspended sentence. He may get the upper end of the allowable sentence, but probably not more and almost certainly no prison time.

 

[Soapmore]

This thing you made might just be a truth machine.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

I've been catching up on the thread, going backwards, and I believed all off these were real until I got here.

This is why the fake tweets should be permitted in the meme thread only.

 

[Oh Darn]

People keep bringing up Ralph's warrant as an indication that everyone with so much as a pinky toe dipped in the 'Rekieta Crime Family' business is going to get their dick nailed to the wall. I'll be honest, I'm not so sure that's the case. Remember, Ralph's warrant is just for contempt of court. I think all that happened there is that he just really pissed that one judge off by intentionally disobeying their orders and then taunted them about it by saying "YEW CAN'T CATCH ME, BISH! I'M IN MEHICO, SOOWEEE!"

It’s true - Ralph’s warrant is for contempt of court because of his behavior during the hearing. However, we do at least have some indication that the cops are potentially interested in him with regards to the Google account.

Go to 50 seconds in, and Aaron mentions that there’s the contempt of court thing and some stuff with him he can’t discuss. He goes on to say that “multiple people are involved”.

Still not a guarantee that they will pursue charges, but I don’t think Ralph’s ducked anything just yet. (Ralph, there’s still time to throw Melton under the bus and save yourself. Offer them Melton and see if they’ll drop the contempt charges. You can still parlay this into a W!)

 

[Vibralldo]

This is why the fake tweets should be permitted in the meme thread only.

We really need a thread just for the generated tweets