💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Burd Turglar]

I gotta hand it to Nick, just when I think he can't get gayer.... this spoiled retard is really going to pull LCOTY, evry year, till he has to sit on his hands in prison.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

But I’m HAHNEST about it!

Except for, you know, all the times he blatantly wasn't.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

You just know that Nick wants Josh to come to his swinger party really badly and he's super pissed and salty that daddy Null keeps ignoring him.

I think it's safe to say with all we know now, that Nick was almost certainly violently jacking himself off to the thought of playing naked Twister with Null while he was shower texting him.

 

[waffle]

So like what was Nick's goliath moment then? When he was living that hood life out there in Huston did he kill the rival gang leader with just a .22 or something?

 

[AltisticRight]

RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

WE MAY HAVE THE IMAGE OF THE RACOONS THAT NICK KILLED!

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>Murder factory
Irresponsible garbage pet owner who lets his cats roam outside is calling native wildlife in the region murder factories
>Ate my cat food
Why the fuck did you leave cat food outside you retard. What did you think was going to happen? Wildlife would just see it and leave because there's a sign saying it's for Skelly's kittens? Fucking imbecile.
>Landed on bullets
Spoken like someone that's masturbating to it.

 

[not william stenchever]

Now we need to put it on Twitter.

A weapon to surpass Patrick Tomlinson arguing with his own toilet on twitter.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This gay ass fake Christian self pity shit. "Oooh! I was just like David! I was a bad man! I acknowledge it!" it's like when a 14 year old girl says "Mom, I flunked math class because I'm just a hopeless, stupid idiot! I should just stop studying forever because it isn't worth it!".

Tbf women are worthless stupid idiots who should stop studying math

 

[HackerX]

I discovered Nick during the Rittenhouse trial and due to a pretty easy job I had at the time, watched most of it. I’ll defer to the Kiwi law partners here, but every time I ran one of Nick’s legal theories past a defense attorney friend of mine that friend found them retarded. Nick was at one time a decent entertainer, but I don’t think he was ever that smart.

My perception from Nate is they all knew Nick's legal knowledge wouldn't be sufficient for trial streams if he did them alone.

I wish someone would rescue that pug.

Because even if it's still alive, it must be suffering unimaginable horrors as Nick rapes it.

That poor creature has already suffered enough by being a pug.

@MNPublicRecords hasn't been seen since August 21st. Nick almost certainly got the case sealed.

I think they managed to stockpile enough to release after the case was sealed (they drip fed it whenever Nick streamed), but they were bound to run out sooner or later, and it would appear they have.

The rare instance of dripfeeding being #basedandredpilled.

Apparently, Nick would like everybody to know he drinks his own jizz. Ala CWC.

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He can't be talking about Aaron, because I have yet to see Aaron go "fucking insane" and start saying "crazy shit online." At most, Aaron has been a little too mouthy when maybe he shouldn't be.

Nick, on the other hand...

Hell hath no fury like a coke addict scorned.

I think it's safe to say with all we know now, that Nick was almost certainly violently jacking himself off to the thought of playing naked Twister with Null while he was shower texting him.

I don't want to imagine the alternate reality where covid didn't happen and Null went to LA for road rage.

 

[dustnight]

Justice for Sonny.
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Just fists for Nicky.

Just ICE for Nick

 

[MadStan]

Ask me for a sign that a man might be OK with child abuse and be emotionally disassociated from empathy to allow it and I’ll show you a man that can drown one of the most emotional and intelligent mammals in a cage and watch it struggle as it suffered one of the worst ways to die.

What they say about kids that kill animals for joy also applies to adults more so.Nick is truly a bastard.

 

[Folgers Can]

After all, he said his sons haven't risen up against him (yet).

Once again Nick has lost the plot: if his analogy fancied himself a modern-day King David lording over his small corner of the iInternet, then it would follow that his "sons" in the analogy would not be his literal, biological sons, but rather those who once looked upon him as an "e-daddy", i.e. disaffected former fans and former colleagues who were turned away by e-David's many sins despite warnings to pull up, and who now make up a huge component of his detractor base on the Farms and elsewhere. Not only have these e-sons already raised armies against him, but indeed they have already completed the Hebron revolt in the form of forcing Nick to flee the Youtube Jerusalem to the Locals refuge beyond the Jordan for the past several months. In short, his biological sons need not apply because the analogy's position of Absalom has already been filled:

(Plot twist: this time around, "David" will lose at the e-Wood of Ephraim)

 

[Captain Manning]

The rare instance of dripfeeding being #basedandredpilled.

And I said as much at the time. Several times.

Normally that shit is annoying AF, but the way MPR did it was just perfect.

*Nick fires up a stream*
MPR: "Interesting new matter of public record!"

Sadly, it couldn't last forever. Nick is too much of a bitch.

 

[Harambe]

It’s as gay as it is narcissistic decompensation

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

If you talked about the balldo in court, Nick would probably coom his pants because he's an exhibitionist

If you want to effectively humiliate him you could bring up how he's a druggie, his failure as a dad, failure as a lawyer, failure as a YouTuber, his lies, how his friends surpassed him on YouTube, etc

He'd seethe so hard

Any attention is good in the balldo's warped mind. No, to get nick to really seethe you'd want to talk about how much more manly Aaron is. Aaron had a hot young crackwhore wife. Aaron doesn't need the balldo or viagra to fuck our wife. Remember nick is a giant narcissist and he can't stand other people getting praise, especially if it's someone he thinks he's better than. Why else is he coping so hard about our wife almost giving Tardski a handy at Knoxville.

 

[Devious Dave]

When it finally hits him it's gonna hit him hard

 

[Windy Moors]

He hasn’t fucked his mother yet… that we know of.

But I bet that twisted fuck has thought about it, why else would he want to know the details of his parents sex life.

Kayla being a mother.
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Balldoses? What is a Balldoses, Precious?

Credited to @Frog Ken

 

[Neetorino]

Apparently, Nick would like everybody to know he drinks his own jizz. Ala CWC.

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He can't be talking about Aaron, because I have yet to see Aaron go "fucking insane" and start saying "crazy shit online." At most, Aaron has been a little too mouthy when maybe he shouldn't be.

Nick, on the other hand...

Nick joined Destiny's stream one time and he just sucked up all the manlet's hobbies. From sleeping with men and women other than his wife to eating his own cum, Nick desperately wanted to be everything Destiny is and keep his audience. Shame how Nick set up a much different image of who he is well before he realized you could be a degen as a streamer and still get superchats. It almost worked out! If it weren't for the damn Scandinavian Prudes Kiwifags Cops In-Laws Aaron Imholte petard Nick hoisted himself up by!

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Apparently, Nick would like everybody to know he drinks his own jizz. Ala CWC.

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He can't be talking about Aaron, because I have yet to see Aaron go "fucking insane" and start saying "crazy shit online." At most, Aaron has been a little too mouthy when maybe he shouldn't be.

Nick, on the other hand...

I will laugh if Aaron ends up getting the cum felcher descriptor on his thread title like Destiny.

But, knowing Nick’s truth telling propensity, I’m bound for disappointment.

 

[not william stenchever]

But, knowing Nick’s truth telling propensity, I’m bound for disappointment.

His degenerate proclivities are the one area where his comments are perfectly believable.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I will say that I really hope rekeita keeps up on this crazy "I am a biblical figure" stuff especially during his trial. I want him to rant about how Aaron is Barabbas and how people chose Barabbas to be freed instead of him because like christ before him he's asking people to be better people and forgive where Barabbas is asking nothing of them.