What's big and brown and white all over?

[Fat Gollum]

If you get the answer right I'll help you find a way out of my cave. If you get it wrong I get to vore you.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

This cat?

 

[Nod Flenders]

I have no fucking idea.

 

[Fat Gollum]

I have no fucking idea.

You know you could have avoided getting eaten had you simply refrained from posting in this thread. It's almost as if you want to get vored.

 

[Jack O'Lantern]

George Floyd's corpse under a sheet?

 

[Yukako]

A bear with vitiligo

 

[dick brain]

Tortilla blanket

 

[We Are The Witches]

It's obviously @Fat Gollum .

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A hot Mexican chick's perfect butt after I'm finished with it.

 

[Fat Gollum]

A hot Mexican chick's perfect butt after I'm finished with it.

Youre the closest so far

 

[dick brain]

A hot Mexican chick's perfect butt after I'm finished with it.

I was at a party once and somebody was in a bathroom taking the loudest most vile shit I've ever smelled and I was like who the fuck is in there it must be some big fat fuck who only eats toxic goyslop but then a very attractive 90 pound latina walked out and I've never been able to look at them the same way again.

So anyway the answer is probably ssj_ness's cock after he gets done with a Mexican chick's butt.