💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Mr. Pierce]

He just wants us to ignore the leaks about the Vegas hookers, hmm?

That was an escort, with whom he had ballsex. Very different from fucking a hooker!

 

[All becomes gunt]

That was an escort, with whom he had ballsex. Very different from fucking a hooker!

Let's put memes aside for one second. WHY ? WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN MAKE THIS BALLDO THING ? WHAT EVEN IS THE PURPOSE OF IT ?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I hate David because I AM DAVID."

He left off the rest of that thought.

"And I will not rest until Aaron the Hittite is dead."

 

[Vibralldo]

Let's put memes aside for one second. WHY ? WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN MAKE THIS BALLDO THING ? WHAT EVEN IS THE PURPOSE OF IT ?

I think it's for degenerate coomers like Nick who can't enjoy normal sex anymore so they have to make it weird and degenerate

 

[All becomes gunt]

I think it's for degenerate coomers like Nick who can't enjoy normal sex anymore so they have to make it weird and degenerate

Even in that sick sense i can't see how this whatever fuck it is, torture device, can make someone get his rocks off. If anything it restricts bloodflow.

 

[thebigdream]

That was an escort, with whom he had ballsex. Very different from fucking a hooker!

"I couldn't cum, so we didn't technically fuck!"

 

[Vibralldo]

Even in that sick sense i can't see how this whatever fuck it is, torture device, can make someone get his rocks off. If anything it restricts bloodflow.

Based on Nick's behavior he gets off on manipulating and holding power over people. Maybe him making his wife/mistress agree to something as degenerate as letting him put his balls inside her is related to that.

 

[All becomes gunt]

"I couldn't cum, so we didn't fuck!"

Wouldn't it be insane if he has to give a sworn testimony on explaining how a balldo functions.

 

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This seems to be his new cope.

Continues to depict his life in the way of a biblical epic. I hope you are still on coke, Crickets, because this is schizo talk if you're not high right now.

But I'm glad he's finding a way to cope with own flaws, kinda? He's at least beginning to "see the shades of gray" in his own shithead ways.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

They told him he could become anything, so he became a redditor.

And as usual he's too fucking stupid and narcissistic to understand the point. He's like Chris-Chan reading the Bible in jail, looking at Jesus, and saying "HE'S SO TOTALLY ME!"

The point is that even a great man, which David was, can do something awful, and that even a great man must atone to be forgiven.

This ignorant asshole pigfucker absolutely perverted the message to stroke his own limp dick of an ego. Seriously, die, Nick.

Nick needs to stop absorbing traits from other lolcows. He’s gonna start calling us a group of cyber stalker troll terrorists soon and rival Patrick in sheer girth.

 

[daffodils]

It was never a law channel theology post

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[VidMasterEon]

Wouldn't it be insane if he has to give a sworn testimony on explaining how a balldo functions.

"Mr. Rekeita, have you ever achieved this so-called 'ballgasm'?"

 

[hunchbacksrus]

1) They'd have to drag 1000lbs of his hairy ass from Vegas
2) He's barely relevant to the case
3) He's a disgusting self-proclaimed pedophile
Judge may look at all this and say Get this shit outta my desk ASAP, so PedoMelton might get away with it, sadly.

I think he is pretty relevant he is the one on his show and discord who basically exposed everything and admitted he was working with Nick.

and you think they wouldn't want his computer stuff to find pedo stuff, I don't think cops or judges like pedos (and I knew a few and I know they don't)

 

[All becomes gunt]

"Mr. Rekeita, have you ever achieved this so-called 'ballgasm'?"

Prosecution: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury this device that looks like some sort of protrusion is something that is known as a Balldo. Now Mister Rekieta, what is a Balldo and how does it function ?
Defense: Objection your honor, irrelevant and immaterial
Prosecution: It's an integral part of the immediate actions the defendant took in order to come in contact with the prostitute and part of his defense
Judge: Overruled, Mister Rekieta, you have to explain.

 

[Vibralldo]

Prosecution: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury this device that looks like some sort of protrusion is something that is known as a Balldo. Now Mister Rekieta, what is a Balldo and how does it function ?
Defense: Objection your honor, irrelevant and immaterial
Prosecution: It's an integral part of the immediate actions the defendant took in order to abuse this poor woman
Judge: Overruled, Mister Rekieta, you have to explain.

Nick Rekieta's ultimate plan was to live his exhibitionist fantasy by exposing an entire courtroom to his degeneracy

I just realized:
Nick clearly gets off on telling people about his sexual degeneracy

Mentions his kids learning about his degenerate sexuality is "good"

He wished his parents would have told him more about how they had sex

Oh boy...

 

[thebigdream]

It was never a law channel theology post

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"I am not a theologian" says a man who just spent an entire post interpreting theology. We're reaching brain holes of unforeseen diameter.

 

[Ah ha']

"I am not a theologian" says a man who just spent an entire post interpreting theology. We're reaching brain holes of unforeseen diameter.

Given how he has reduced his wife to being a mere hole in his mind and seems to regard all women as such im not surprised his brain has the consistency of swiss cheese.

Maybe he should drink more wine instead of whiskey if thats the case, a side of balldo brain with a nice rosee

 

[Yeet Ninja]

"Mr. Rekeita, have you ever achieved this so-called 'ballgasm'?"

Seriously though, IF all this were to go to trial, is it possible the balldo gets mentioned?
I'm trying to imagine how. Maybe somehow his sponsors would get mentioned. In which, case maybe the Monte lawsuit?
"Mr. Rekieta was sponsored by Birch Gold, some power saw thing...it's like a handheld mini saw. Pretty cool tbh. And the balldo...a thing you put on your balls to make it a dildo."

 

[All becomes gunt]

Seriously though, IF all this were to go to trial, is it possible the balldo gets mentioned?
I'm trying to imagine how. Maybe somehow his sponsors would get mentioned. In which, case maybe the Monte lawsuit?
"Mr. Rekieta was sponsored by Birch Gold, some power saw thing...it's like a handheld mini saw. Pretty cool tbh. And the balldo...a thing you put on your balls to make it a dildo."

If i was the prosecutor this would be a full segment during cross. I'd legit brainstorm all kind of legal jiujitsu to make it happen. I ain't no lawyer or anything like that but there must be a way to make that happen. Some kind of loophole.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Let's put memes aside for one second. WHY ? WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN MAKE THIS BALLDO THING ? WHAT EVEN IS THE PURPOSE OF IT ?

Degeneracy.