💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Mr. Pierce]

Also is he working his way up to killing his problems like david?

"If I were David, I could have had Aaron killed and still be doing cocaine and April at the same time."

 

[AnOminous]

Welp. Grandiose as ever, but at least semi-self-critical.

I'm not sure if "I have some flaws, in fact, I'm pretty much King David from the Bible!" is really self-critical.

 

[AI Generated User]

Embrace the baldo. Become one with the baldo. He is the baldo. Long live the baldo.

 

[Maraschino]

Takes one to know one, Nick.

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LITERALLY ALL OF HIS DEGENERATE DEFENDERS ARE FAT.

JUJU THE COW, VITO, RALPH, MELTON. ALL OBESE. THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!

"Fidelity is, I think, the hardest thing to maintain for honest adults."

Nope. It's easy. You don't put yourself in situations where you can cheat. You know, if you have any respect for your husband or wife.

Mike Pence and Billy Graham, regardless of what you think about them, were unironically based for deciding to not be alone with a woman that isn't their wife or a family member. They go so far as to decide it's easier (and better) to avoid the mere appearance of impropriety.

You not only don't put yourself in a situation where you can cheat, you don't put yourself in a situation where it looks like you're doing something wrong. That extra level of care isn't there to ruin your fun, it's to protect yourself and your wife.

It's really fucking easy to maintain fidelity if you make it a priority. If your wife even suspects you're cheating when you aren't, I'd suggest taking a really good fucking look inwards to see if something between you and your spouse is fucked.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Embrace the baldo. Become one with the baldo. He is the baldo. Long live the baldo.

And Nick is still funny to Vibraldo

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

one specific (51) to his infidelity and murder of Uriah

That's quite a beautiful psalm and certainly what Nick was trying to channel. But of course, what happened after the great repentance? He got to stay king, his "wife" had a baby that died and he was
unbothered, then knocked her up again, happy happy, and then he pillaged another kingdom and took the crown for his head. And then decided, what the hell, God loves me, I'm righteous, I'm going to pillage everyone and make them suffer in hard labor.

This is what Nick thinks is in store for him, be sure.


Though side note on the psalm - interesting David says he has sinned against God, and God only - erm, the person he murdered doesn't count?

Also a little unsettling that murdered Uriah was the cuckhold.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

David repented, Nick. You haven’t. And as David had his own Nathan, you had one, too - and he said, “Pull up.”

 

[Soapmore]

This seems to be his new cope.

Whoa Buddy, I think PPP's take on this will be particularly entertaining.

 

[thebigdream]

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This seems to be his new cope.

We wuz kang David

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'm not sure if "I have some flaws, in fact, I'm pretty much King David from the Bible!" is really self-critical.

That's the grandiosity! (and funny I originally typed :- p but without the space thinking it would do that emoji but instead it does )

But I meant his garment-rending.

 

[I Will Be Us]

I actually thought his latest dear diary entry was one of the better ones.

Then I read his most recent tweets against Kino Casino and he's back out there tilting at windmills. Still not getting it.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

L | A
"Silly incels, I don't fuck hookers, I get fucked by hookers."

 

[Vibralldo]

"I don't fuck hookers! I fuck strippers!"

The dear diary shit is Ralph-esque. Did Nick take some of whatever Ralph was on last time he saw him and has been slowly transforming into skinny Ralph?

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"Silly incels, I don't fuck hookers, I get fucked by hookers."

"I don't fuck hookers, I fuck strippers."

 

[Fapcop]

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"Silly incels, I don't fuck hookers, I get fucked by hookers."

He just wants us to ignore the leaks about the Vegas hookers, hmm?

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

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"Silly incels, I don't fuck hookers, I get fucked by hookers."

“…he’s a complete sperms”

Nice Freudian slip there buddy.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I was playing Final Fantasy the other day, how hard is this boss ? Any tips on how to summon the demon ? I am stuck on the catacombs of the castle.

 

[daffodils]

"Sexiness cannot exist in his presence"

Our Wife disagrees.

 

[Vibralldo]

He just wants us to ignore the leaks about the Vegas hookers, hmm?

Or testimony from one of his few remaining friends

Is he calling coomalot a liar?

 

[RodgerDodger]

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"I hate David because I AM DAVID."
Talk about delusions of grandeur. Rekieta must compare himself to some important biblical figure, showing his narcissism again.

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That "yet" intrigues me a bit...

He really is gonna make his own Jim Jones Comet Cult, isn't he?

The correct move is repentance and changing your ways, not giving a pedophile computer access to your cuck buddies' computer.

It feels like Nicks new theme song.

 

[All becomes gunt]

He really is gonna make his own Jim Jones Comet Cult, isn't he?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpgIt feels like Nicks new theme song.

We can work on something i mean.