💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Philly Phunk Machine]

There's a zany sitcom plot where Null unexpectedly gains custody of the kids on his first day back in the US.

The pilot episode is Kiwis crowdfunding to buy the Balldo Bunker and the new slobbermutt family moving in.

 

[urr13 account]

There's a zany sitcom plot where Null unexpectedly gains custody of the kids on his first day back in the US. Kind of like Big Daddy .

My sitcom pitch was crazy old Uncle Ethan Ralph is sentenced by a judge to raise Rekieta's children.

Ethan Ralph is played by John Belushi.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Yeah, her schizo posts plus these led me to believe divorce was happening. When Kayla was at the house for dinner and they were playing "perfect family" I questioned if they were splitting, but then finding out it was a only trial home visit with the kids I realized he (or she) could just be there for that particular visit.

Really, what else could these messages mean other than Nick telling her he and Kayla are done? "It feels good to be okay alone knowing he is too" and "change of plans, if they'll have me."

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yeah, this sounds extremely plausible to me. the marriage was probably scuffed for a long time, hence the opening up/swinging.

this opens up a whole new world of speculation regarding custody, finances, etc., and the effects of any potential plea or convictions.

i guess nick is gunning for an innocent verdict and getting of scott free with the drug charges and riding off into the sunset with new hotwife april and the five kids while kayla fucks right off? that or he dumps the kids on kayla while he gets to run off with april. lotta moving parts here, all of which will be complicated by him being railroaded in court if he takes this all to trial.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

every one of them that looked like that had a fraction of promise to change the zeitgeist and they all turned out to be worthless grifters.

Spoiler: Political Spergery

Yes, and as it turns out, they are also literally paid by the Kremlin to push retarded nonsensical propaganda. Need I remind you that Tim Poole and company's entire alt media bullshit was literally, actually on the payroll of the FSB. And before Poccniggers run their mouths, for a movement that claims to want a strong America and for America to cast off the shackles of foreign interference, there sure are a lot of conservative grifters that advocate torpedoing our relationships with our traditional allies in order to prop up that faggot commie manlet Putin.

Nick Rekieta and Barnes were actual serious contenders for me to join the legal fight against Biden and company - they're washed up nobodies with big mouths and wide pockets. Had Nick or Barnes kept that façade up, I would actually be rooting for a cabinet position or adjacency with the current administration.

What? You have to be literally retarded to have ever thought this. Even when he was practicing, Nick was never more than a mediocre jack of all trades small town attorney. This isn't even a retrospective, we knew this at the time. The fact that he has virtually no experience and came from a shit law school was always evident. People just didn't rag on him about it. As for Barnes, lol, lmao even. He was always a grifting piece of shit. The Covington thing was in, what? 2019? 2020? Then there was the fuckup with Rittenhouse. I don't know how you ever imagined that Barnes of all people would be leading the charge, let alone be qualified for a cabinet position.

As for every other """conservative""" faggot grifter on the Internet, well:

Spoiler: Religious/Political Spergery

Maybe it's because I'm a staunch Greek Orthodox, maybe it's because I was raised in the South, but I cannot fucking stand these faggot niggers that huff their own farts. All of these faggots things they're so goddamn important and they run their mouths like they're the hottest shit since sliced bread, and I cannot stand it. Where is the humility? Where is the common decency? Where, when, and how often do these """religious""" """conservatives""" go before God and accept that they aren't worthy, only saved through Grace, the product of God sending his only begotten, not made, Son to earth to be nailed to the cross and sacrificed for us? How am I supposed to take that orange faggot seriously when he talks about the sanctity of marriage when he's on what, his fourth(?) marriage and has cheated on every one of his spouses, sometimes with literal fucking whores? In short, kill your heroes.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

The pilot episode is Kiwis crowdfunding to buy the Balldo Bunker and the new slobbermutt family moving in.

I thought Jersh was adopting KingCobraJFS. Maybe daddy Jim can take them so he and his gook wife can live out their dream of having kids. As a bonus after that sailor moon stream the kids should feel right at home in Jim's anime dungeon.

 

[john marston]

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Photographic ebidance, from his debut on the Steel Toe Show, Live From Spicer edition.

I can see why the state of Minnesota trusts this man to raise 6 children

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I am begging you to spell Rekieta correctly and/or consistently

Requeefa?

 

[AnOminous]

Requeerta.
Recuckta.
Recoketa.
Recockta.

Cuckieta.

 

[Folgers Can]

Do lolberts have a good name?

Of course not, hence my calling them lolberts; I was just trying to be

about the streamer being discussed, but more than that it's also an interesting whitepill that the Crackets horrorshow has woken up some well-meaning people in those circles to the unfortunate need for a robust state at least insofar as CPS is concerned, lest degenerates like Balldo and his whittled-down coterie of nonces and nonce apologists run roughshod over the most helpless in society. If this case has made even inveterate lolberts like LPR start concern-trolling Barnes from within, well, I'll take it any way I can get it.

 

[Tablet County]

Requeefa?

Cuckieta.

 

[AnOminous]

"Physical custody, case is over" to a normal person means he completely won the case, government isn't watching anymore and Nick knows this. This way he can own the nerds and get his simps excited in the short term, and once the truth comes out he can say "I clearly meant that the kids were at my house physically under supervision and the case is as good as over!"

This is why you don't even bother trying to figure out what Balldo is trying to imply, you just say shut the fuck up faggot and assume it's all lies. Because it always is. There's no point even evaluating the absolute bullshit that comes out of this faggot's mouth every time he takes the cock out long enough to utter it.

 

[Father Balldo]

Uncle Melton and Uncle Vito can always come over to watch the kids.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Uncle Melton and Uncle Vito can always come over to watch the kids.

Hell I'm sure pantsu and diginee can get back together to babysit the kids. I'd bet Cozy Rozy would love some siblings.

 

[I Will Be Us]

While it's quiet on the front here, I realize I didn't quite understand that "Dear Diary" entry. This smooth-brained farmer isn't a creative writing genius like Nick. So I used NotebookLM to break it down for me and I'm sharing in case it helps others.

Credit to @Catgirl Tyranid who did a similar thing in the Styx thread, and it's one of the only things that makes sense in that dumpster fire of a thread.

 

[Aiōn]

If Nick and Kayla split and April successfully jumps her grave, Home Wreckieta.

 

[Tablet County]

While it's quiet on the front here, I realize I didn't quite understand that "Dear Diary" entry. This smooth-brained farmer isn't a creative writing genius like Nick. So I used NotebookLM to break it down for me and I'm sharing in case it helps others.

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Credit to @Catgirl Tyranid who did a similar thing in the Styx thread, and it's one of the only things that makes sense in that dumpster fire of a thread.

Is that the Postal Dude?

 

[The Skox]

Floating this tinfoil theory as I catch up the newest 40ish pages,
Im curious if Nick's crusade against Potentially Criminal correlates with when he started talking with Aaron. IIRC, Sean is giving legal advice to him and we know Methkieta has most likely read legal messages between them. Makes me curious whom else from Lawtube contacted Aaron and how Methieka treated them.

 

[Strix454]

Nick Rekieta and Barnes were actual serious contenders for me to join the legal fight against Biden and company - they're washed up nobodies with big mouths and wide pockets. Had Nick or Barnes kept that façade up, I would actually be rooting for a cabinet position or adjacency with the current administration.

Rational people might doubt this, but Trump's often emotional decisions to promote inappropriate people to key positions based on personal contact is quite real.

And the 2020 election fight team that was put together was full of people that were in their own ways just as bad as Nick or Barnes would have been. A good example was Sidney "the Kraken" Powell. The team was also defined by their problems of finding people willing to stand by often really questionable arguments.

But its not correct that if Barnes and Nick had been brought into that situation that they would have been in line for administration positions now. I think Barnes would have ended up facing Criminal charges like alot of people involved in amature-hour 2020 election fight team did. Barnes getting on the team was way more likely than Nick getting involved of course because of Nick's lack of any resume whatsoever.

Nick eventually did have his turn attending an event at the king's court down in Florida long after the election. But honestly his complete inability to dress himself properly and his wife's level of looks meant he was not going to get meaningfully near Trump or anyone that mattered.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Rational people might doubt this, but Trump's often emotional decisions to promote inappropriate people to key positions based on personal contact is quite real.

And the 2020 election fight team that was put together was full of people that were in their own ways just as bad as Nick or Barnes would have been. A good example was Sidney "the Kraken" Powell. The team was also defined by their problems of finding people willing to stand by often really questionable arguments.

But its not correct that if Barnes and Nick had been brought into that situation that they would have been in line for administration positions now. I think Barnes would have ended up facing Criminal charges like alot of people involved in amature-hour 2020 election fight team did. Barnes getting on the team was way more likely than Nick getting involved of course because of Nick's lack of any resume whatsoever.

Nick eventually did have his turn attending an event at the king's court down in Florida long after the election. But honestly his complete inability to dress himself properly and his wife's level of looks meant he was not going to get meaningfully near Trump or anyone that mattered.

Lol nick rekieta as a potential political appointee ever? Please tell me this is a pure joke that no one ever thought was a potential thing.

 

[Folgers Can]

Floating this tinfoil theory as I catch up the newest 40ish pages,
Im curious if Nick's crusade against Potentially Criminal correlates with when he started talking with Aaron. IIRC, Sean is giving legal advice to him and we know Methkieta has most likely read legal messages between them. Makes me curious whom else from Lawtube contacted Aaron and how Methieka treated them.

An added layer of tinfoil: suppose Nick's months of mild annoyance at Aaron's revelations about his personal life suddenly boiled over into the recent self-destructive vengeful rage because Nick somehow convinced himself (however mistakenly) that @MNPublicRecords/@MNPublicRecords2 were at all times a Steel Toe operation. Not necessarily done by Aaron directly but under his direction or at his urging, with a friend or superfan doing the document exfils locally, and perhaps with Sean's legal knowledge contributing some flair to the summary posts from afar.

To be clear I am not suggesting that they ever did any such thing, and am only noting that the notion of them doing it is exactly the sort of idée fixe that Nick's paranoid swiss-cheese brain would cook up out of thin air and obsess about for months, to the point of even committing computer crimes in a desperate quest to find any sliver of evidence seeming to vindicate the delusion. It also jives with some offhand comments on streams like "and I have nooooo idea who that might be" said with a sarcastic tone and laugh as if meant to convey that he was 100% cocksure in his belief about who it was, however mistakenly.

For even more tinfoil, suppose his holding to that misconception could also explain why he seems to have exhibited zero concern about facing any consequences for self-incriminating bragging about unauthorized Google access: in his mind, if he's going down anyway and just wants to take someone down with him, then publicly confessing to a few extra crimes would seem a worthwhile sacrifice just to provoke investigators into going over the cybercrime victim's devices with a fine-toothed comb, in his vain hope that that this process would accidentally stumble upon some imagined proof that Aaron and/or Sean were the perpetrators of crimes unrelated to the one being investigated.

I prefer this theory for no reason other than how funny the seething would get when he finds out that such a gambit turned up nothing and the self-sacrifice was all for naught.