Final nuke round - A green story edition:
>Begin set up
>Captain Jared Ramirez on deck (SIR YES SIR

)
>Disturbing reports of our HOP being a cat person come in over common
>Air somehow feels far more dangerous than usual (:^))
>Everyone starts hearing eerie music play over the station speakers (:^^^^^^))
>My PDA fucking explodes out of nowhere, at least I've still got my ID this time
>AI reports space muslims are inbound
>Ramirez and I both disregard these insane claims, muslims were wiped out centuries ago
>Blacks are busy hollering over common demanding guns from the armory
>Query with central if it's even legal to have a cat person as an HOP given they're less than human
>Said furry HOP starts talking mad shit over command channel, dares us to kill him
>2 minutes later it's confirmed the cat was curb stomped by sec officer Tyrone
>Finish set up, Ramirez yells there's nuke operatives at the bridge
>Shit it's fucking go time
>Sprint up towards the bridge with the aim to sneak around to the armory
>Run straight into a nukie almost immediately because I am retarded and wouldn't know what stealth was if it hit me square in the face
>Get shot twice, sprint up into maintenance near the dorms, nukie is right behind me
>Hide in the shadows, nukie turns around and leaves
>Holy close call
>Manage to get into the sec lobby
>Run face first into the same nukie from before again
>He just... runs off? Guess he was out of ammo
>Run up into the armory, explosions ringing out across the station
>Ramirez is still alive along with Tyrone and roboticist Hugh
>Grab a shotgun and get back down to the lobby
>Hallway is a firing line, complete death trap. Tyrone is already downed
>Hugh wanders into the hall and is absoltuely fucking gunned down in 3 seconds flat
>I get shot again by a stray nukie bullet that flies through the glass
>Ramirez guns down the nukie in the hall
>We both move back up further into sec, Ramirez drags Tyrone up with us
>Weld external facing doors shut in the surrounding rooms of sec so we don't get ambushed
>Got swiss cheese holes in my body, fuck I don't feel so good boss
>AI reports nukies are now down in engineering
>Tyrone is FUCKING DEAD
>Looks like it's just Ramirez and I left
>Ramirez makes the call to storm engineering and we both move down to attack
>Firelocks are dropped, nukies must have breached it
>Switch on my magboots just as Ramirez opens the firelock and gets dragged down into the lobby as air floods into the room
>FUCK
>Run after him, he got flung all the way down to the second set of lobby airlocks (based ZAS)
>Nukie is on the other side of the sliding door, also downed from the sudden repressurisation
>Get Ramirez back on his feet, immediately get between him and the nukie, captain must be protected at all costs
>I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO SYNDICATE CUCK
>Nukie and I both open fire
>Sink a grand total of two shotgun slugs into the fucker before I get shot six feet under
>Keel over and die from boolets overload
>Managed to give Ramirez enough cover for him to finish the second nukie off without getting critically injured
>THE CAPTAIN LIVES
>EndlessVoid.png
>Suddenly pulled back to the mortal plane
>Ramires drags me back on my feet in the OR, what a legend
>Both move up to medbay lobby where all my shit is
>He starts to say something while I'm getting some decency back and putting my clothes back on
>Nukie rocks up into medbay lobby
>
Jared Ramirez says, "You died rather epicly I am afraid to say"
>Immediately get shot again, drop like a sack of shit and pass out
>Fade in and out of consciousness for the next 10 minutes, vaguely recognise ERT personnel and Ramirez
>Both of who patch my sorry ass up again, final nukie is dead and gone
>Finally can stand on my own after a bit, Ramirez heads out to recover other fallen crew
>ERT man John Halo sticks around, doors to the lower half of medbay are fucked
>Deconstruct them and get them out of the way, immediate pain from boolet shrapnel
>Scream in pain and fall over again from a lack of blood
>John Halo back to the rescue
>Get given some blood and end up strapped to a roller bed
>Halo grabs pretty much everything you need for surgery, shoves it in a freezer and drags me over to arrivals
>HRT armour donned ERT member Ryan Mueller is lining up fuel tanks in the chapel while Halo is reading up on how to do surgery with his handy dandy
notebook manual
>NothingWrongHere.mp4
>Shuttle shows up, Halo pulls me into the cockpit
>Get fed painkillers and tabled, it's real ghetto surgery hours
>HRT man comes in and starts demanding his share of the painkillers
>Halo starts working on pulling shrapnel out of my chest
>Pauses halfway through to read the manual again
>He falls the fuck over as the shuttle comes to an abrupt halt
>A bomb immediately explodes somewhere in centcom
>"John halo must leave it to other doctors now" - he says as he burns my chest shut and leaves
>Get off the table and slowly crawl out of the shuttle
>You wanna put a bangin' donk on it