💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Folgers Can]

Well, that's assuming that Kandiyohi County placed a call. The simplest answer for all this right now, based on the solitary charge, is that Sterns County is simply not happy that Aaron's hearing was rebroadcast.

Not to powerlevel or anything because that's not what this is and anyone anywhere can learn the same from poring over MCRO records from the last two dozen drug busts in Nick's county, but it would take the absolute pinnacle of nonpracticing-lawyer naiveté for Nick to have not realized that effective drug interdiction in rural areas only gets done by multi-county regional task forces with an atmosphere of comity between colleagues on a first-name basis with each other, who probably don't much appreciate him talking shit in ways that could land a respected colleague an undeserved spot on a Brady list. Just google "CEE-VI" and "Stearns" with the quotation marks and you'll see for yourself. You bet your fucking ass there would have been a courtesy call.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ralph is only 111 kg?

Maybe if you only weigh the left side of his Bifurcated Gunt.

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe if you only weigh the left side of his Bifurcated Gunt.

Or maybe it’s one of his shits?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think @Useful_Mistake has used that phase to describe Aaron too.

I do not recall describing Aaron aside from saying that the man is desperate for his 5 seconds of fame.

 

[Desktop User2]

Grifty, Balldoman's strongest broom, meanwhile has descended into madness:

So white trash coke addict is rooting for a father of 5 to leave his family to go on a trailer park dream with a meth whore. I dont know how you cannot like this balldo washing faggot, guys, he seems like such a nice guy...

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yesterday's disaster has shaken even the most devoted Balldoguards. Misty (who based on her PFP appears to actually be disgraced former-NFL coach Chip Kelly in a wig) has acknowledged that maybe the Kiwifigs were right all along:

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Grifty, Balldoman's strongest broom, meanwhile has descended into madness:

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In 15 years time when the kids are grown?

Nigger you think that Nick will be alive in 15 years, looking at how badly he has deteriorated in the last 2?
You think that fuckin Slampig will still be around?
April is a fucking whore, she's already fucked up two families that we know of because she can't keep her thighs together, she's a fucking BPD hosebeast homewrecker, she's with Nick because right now he's "exciting" in her words, but BPD's are unstable as shit, soon as she "splits" and gets bored, or he does something to trigger her separation anxiety, or she money branches to a better option, she's gonna leave that skeletal withered cuck with an empty bank account, and empty house, kids that resent him, and an empty soul.

Don't get me wrong, Balldo is scum, they deserve each other, but to think that pair of degenerate Libertine retards are "in true Love" like it's fucking Romeo and Juliet because they're currently LARPing as Star Crossed Teenagers is about the dumbest shit I've heard all day.

What a fucking cope.

 

[Vibralldo]

You can see how she'd feel stuck: Nick's a "lawyer" and his parents are rich, how can she hope to fight them adequately in court? Think of all the dirt Nick will have been filing away to use when needed to intimidate her, too. People think Nick's parents would support her with the children, but it seems more likely that daddy or mommy would instantly turn on her, fight to get custody taken away from her, and back up their Little Prince. Where will she live in the long term? How will she earn money? Easier to just hide away and dissociate.

If Nick is paying pedophiles who sexualize children because Aaron left and "snitched", imagine what he'll do to Kayla for taking the kids, house, half of Nick's stuff, alimony, and child support

It'll make the stuff he said about her ruined body seem like petty name calling

 

[Desktop User2]

Nigger you think that Nick will be alive in 15 years

He might be but maybe as the trust fund kid from My Private Idaho sucking dick for cock and crack.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

He’s drunk again guys:

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What does this even mean?!

She is a fake redhead so even this bizarre cuck fantasy is off base.

 

[Sam Losco]

I mean this sincerely. Please organize a “Rekieta” stream with the Kino Casino boys and Sean ahead of his trial/ post-plea deal.

Sean would be the only one getting facts straght. Null gets stuff wrong all the time from just forgetting and PPP gets things so wrong I'm sure it's intentional for entertainment.

 

[repentance]

While he's still an awful person, he's the only one left who can still see an exit door in sight and can probably get the best deal if he does (Or has) narc'd.

Aaron isn't facing any charges related to the criminal cases against Nick, Kayla and April. There's no deal for him to make.

 

[Vibralldo]

He’s drunk again guys:

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What does this even mean?!

Again implied he stopped drinking

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yesterday's disaster has shaken even the most devoted Balldoguards. Misty (who based on her PFP appears to actually be disgraced former-NFL coach Chip Kelly in a wig) has acknowledged that maybe the Kiwifigs were right all along:

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Grifty, Balldoman's strongest broom, meanwhile has descended into madness:

Honestly I'm stunned that not only did Nick do that unhinged screaming call-in, but he also posted it to his remaining paying fans on Locals and directed all of them to it. There's a limit to the amount of stupidity even they can take and it looks like they've reached it.

 

[Desktop User2]

Sean would be the only one getting facts straght. Null gets stuff wrong all the time from just forgetting and PPP gets things so wrong I'm sure it's intentional for entertainment.

PPP gets things wrong because Kinochet is his gimp "researcher".

 

[Neetorino]

Maybe if you only weigh the left side of his Bifurcated Gunt.

It could be the only data MN has to use is from the last time Ralph got arrested. From what I remember the last time was before he obtained the gunt.
Either way, Nick should use their inability to correctly fill in Ralphs bio data as proof the state is incompetent and should through out the drug case!

 

[BigPeanut]

While he's still an awful person, he's the only one left who can still see an exit door in sight and can probably get the best deal if he does (Or has) narc'd.
Cleanest turd in the toilet so a certain lawyer from Ohio said.

He’s a faggot and i dislike him, but how is he a bad person? The only very bad actors are Nick and kayla for neglecting their kids. Aaron sucks but he at least dropped out when he noticed how greasy it was getting

 

[Vibralldo]

@Null

I mean this sincerely. Please organize a “Rekieta” stream with the Kino Casino boys and Sean ahead of his trial/ post-plea deal.

Just a big stream to give a retrospective. Like a super person stream. I feel like Rekieta has enough context and freak outs that it’d be great to have guests on.

Edit: if you can somehow get Ana Kasparian on or somehow break bread with Briana Wu (I don’t think it would happen, but they seem to be reverting to TruScum and like dunking on Rekieta) do it. Rekieta enough of a subject of contempt and laughter that it could make the Farms profile more about drama.

If this is legal, Null and PPP live streaming Nick's trial with the people that used to stream with Nick for the Depp and Rittenhouse trials in the same law tube format Nick pioneered would be so perfect, especially if Nick got a prison sentence

You wouldn't be able to write a more perfectly ironic ending to a story if you tried

 

[Not Who You Think]

For those following the April YouTube playlist saga, April has updated the Molly in Paradise one today as well as two other new playlists.

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New Beginnings? Reminiscent of Kayla's New Life YouTube playlist in 2022-2023.

Archive here.



Given how well Kayla's "New Life" has gone since then, well, April's "New Beginnings" already seems to be invoking inevitable regret.

 

[not william stenchever]

He’s a faggot and i dislike him, but how is he a bad person? The only very bad actors are Nick and kayla for neglecting their kids. Aaron sucks but he at least dropped out when he noticed how greasy it was getting

Aaron fucked up his first marriage by cheating on the mother of his children with Ape, fucked up by joining the polycule, and it was retarded of him to send nudes live on air, but critically he realized how retarded he was being because his behavior threatened to effect his kids. He may be boring outside his relation to the balldoverse collapse but he had the good sense to bail out of of the plane when he noticed the Master Caution light was on.

 

[Procrastinhater]

the last time was before he obtained the gunt.

I love that way of phrasing it, like the Gunt is some Holy Relic, passed down to Only the Most Worthy, Only the Man Who Can Fill 1000 Piss Bottles May Carry That Gunt...

New Beginnings? Reminiscent of Kayla's New Life YouTube playlist in 2022-2023.

Archive here.

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Given how well Kayla's "New Life" has gone since then, well, April's "New Beginnings" already seems to be invoking inevitable regret.

This fucking cringe teenage crush vagueposting April has been doing is so fucking saccarine I'm getting tooth ache.
It's fucking gay.