💤 Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[BF 388]

Gawds, I used to love his flash tub animations. Wouldn't have pegged him as the sort.

Sounds like the kind of guy who'd like to be pegged

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Shmorky lives in VA iirc. Age of consent there is 18 (varies by state). Those chatlogs may count as eliciting a sexual performance by a child or sexual harrassment but I am not positive on either.
The legal system really needs to update its policies on online interaction between adults and minors. Especially when it comes to things like fucking pedophile role play or incest role play.

 

[Jaiman]

those chatlogs...

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

How could I still eat, how.

After reading that. How can I still fucking eat.

I'm going to blow up my local airport now. Thanks Shmorky you pedo shitfucker.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I bet Movie Bob's bed looks the same, too.

I don't know, I think his would be a lot flatter.

 

[wifflypuff]

@carefully was sent these pics of his room when he was living out of a cardboard box in a spare room at the SA offices. Its like minimalist Chris-Chan.

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That poor cat's seen some shit.

Literally.

 

[Savryc]

Well Jesus fuckin' wept ain't that a dandy way to wrap up the year. Auld lang syne motherfuckers gg no re.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

@carefully was sent these pics of his room when he was living out of a cardboard box in a spare room at the SA offices. Its like minimalist Chris-Chan.

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I know it's a plush toy, but I love how Mega Man's looking at that thing in pants-shittting terror.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Shmork making a valiant effort to overtake the Troon Lifeline squad for cow of the year right at the finish line, but I think it's too little, too late.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

is shmorky getting better ?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

is shmorky getting better ?

Twist: He's going to resort to cannibalism in 2017

 

[Quijibo69]

Twist: He's going to resort to cannibalism in 2017

He's moving in with Sarah Butts in 2017.

 

[Dingfield]

What in the actual FUCK did I just read?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Just when it looked like shmorky was really horrifying, he managed to exceed everyone's expectations.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

What in the actual FUCK did I just read?

2016 not dying fast enough

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

2016 not dying fast enough

going in for one last kill before being put down

 

[Frenda]

I was going to ask why Shmorky apparently thinks 14/15 year olds say shit like "liddul" and "notta baby" (on top of wearing diapers & pissing/shitting themselves), but considering he's pretty much a confirmed pedophile who preys on the mentally ill I wouldn't at all be surprised if he was into the idea of fucking mentally disabled children specifically.

 

[carefully]

more pedo stuff

every single RP follows this extremely basic formula. I was writing all of my responses while playing video games and eating.

one of the 2 most graphic chats

the comic stylings of Dave Kelly. Peep the hypocrisy. He is blind to how fucked he is.

the "mess" is shit he insisted I wash off of him

 

[Somsnosa]

I just would not let a child of mine get into it.

Of course not. Your child wouldn't be allowed anything normal

 

[Rhysuu]

@carefully

You've revitalized this thread in an incredible way, I didn't think there was anything else left to dig up but this is a whole new can of worms. What a sick fucker.