💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Captain Manning]

Has Aaron commented on Aprils behaviour? He was with her for awhile and would know if this shizo fairy-girl schtick is normal or not for her.

If Aaron were smart, he would shut the fuck up about this. Lest he get himself into trouble.

This goes doubly if this is bait by Nick, or Nick and April working together.

Aaron needs to learn that if you shut the fuck up, and do absolutely nothing, Nick will fuck himself eventually.

Aaron's problem is that he tries to grift off absolutely everything. Sometimes I think that the fact he has been blessed by God with really stupid enemies (Rekieta, Melton, Dabbleverse, etc.) seems to be the only thing holding back the night for him.

 

[Fapcop]

The fuck did Kyle do? Last I saw, from the election thread, he was handing out way more amusing burns than Nick.

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See, that's actually funny.


I saw @Fapcop over in the election thread offering to fix all the female TikTokers acting hysterical over Trump.

And, I must say, I am VERY disappointed in him for that. This thread, and Nick, has clearly been a bad influence on him...

Much like Nick, he is being unfaithful to Kayla. Shame on you Fapcop!

EXCUSE ME! That was ONE TikTokker! Clearly (like Kayla!) salvageable tradwife material in a see of shrill blue haired harpies and fat basket weaving students.

Excuse me for being a decent human being and reaching out with a helping coc-hand, when a confused young woman is drowning in a see of retardation.

 

[Edward Teach]

Nick offended me as Southerner with his poor quality slop of biscuits and gravy. He made it more sloppy and botched the presentation and ratio of ingredients. No doubt it was disgusting.

Instead of being a comfort food, it was uncomfortable to look at.

Honestly I think it is a Minnesota thing. My In-laws live there and they always try to serve me shit like mush(corn meal loaf that is fried) and fucked up casseroles.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

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this guy is a straight up fucking lunatic

Johnny Silverhand/Blackbarbandit was previously brought up in this thread back in May and appears to be genuinely schizophrenic:







Nigland

 

[USAroXX]

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Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

In tact....???

WTAF does thiz bish say....

I am dumber now

 

[Farmer9876]

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Lord gives His funniest battles to His most retarded soldiers.

Also Rekieta's lawyer looks like Gizmo from Fallout.

 

[USAroXX]

To be fair imagine how many Nick's drunken rants he had to experience during her time there...

THAT post was not made by a woman.
Is ape a tranny perchance?

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

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Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

Now where have I heard that gay phrase before?

Spoiler

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Didn’t Nick say on Locals that he had “rediscovered his love for cooking”, hence the slop “cooking” streams he’s been subjecting us to lately? I’m fully convinced this is Nick now.

How is he so bad at lying when he does it so often?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

"When there is an "us", I will be us..."



EDIT: Also it should be noted that the tweet spree continued until 5:23 in the morning.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

It doesn't really matter if it is Nick or April posting on that account. Either Nick got entangled with a BPD whore who revealed to the whole world he got fucked in the ass or he himself revealed to the whole world he got fucked in the ass with no provocation.

We got confirmation that Nick's hole isn't exit only so idc about the source. What if they are lying? Why would they be lying, I believe the April_Law1111 account. Nick should post photos of his asshole PPP style to prove his chrysanthemum is still intact if you know what I mean.

 

[Pelican Bones]

A lot of people itt have never broken up with a girl before. All of this weirdness, platitudes, vague posting, incessant replying, "I'm working on myself", it's all shit you would exactly expect from a woman that got broken up with. This isn't some weird ass gay op from Nick.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Following up from earlier today, I did find an older bottle-lick.

For your records: Kayla has always been grossed out by Nick licking the bottle.

Also, Nick has obviously practiced the *checks spelling* ahegao face in his spare time and zoomed in on his face when he did it. Left it in for others to use as meme material.

0:50

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

A lot of people itt have never broken up with a girl before. All of this weirdness, platitudes, vague posting, incessant replying, "I'm working on myself", it's all shit you would exactly expect from a woman that got broken up with. This isn't some weird ass gay op from Nick.

It should also be noted, April has probably never been broken up with before. She’s been the cheater/homewrecker in every serious relationship we know of (Devin and Aaron). This kind of rejection is probably brand new for her, and she’s taking it really hard.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It should also be noted, April has probably never been broken up with before. She’s been the cheater/homewrecker in every serious relationship we know of (Devin and Aaron). This kind of rejection is probably brand new for her, and she’s taking it really hard.

I can't wait for the inevitable filmed meltdown where April throws stuff at Nick at a Denny's.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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Now where have I heard that gay phrase before?

Spoiler

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Balldos's Gate was quicker than me, but I still think it's a waste not to post this photoshop.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

As a southerner I freaking love biscuits and gravy but that shit looks like dog vomit.

How the fuck do you mess up biscuits and gravy.

There's biscuits... And then there's gravy...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"YA BOY DIDN'T DO TOO BAD, DID HE?"



(sorry I stole @uhoh spaghettios' avatar)

 

[Pelican Bones]

I can't wait for the inevitable filmed meltdown where April throws stuff at Nick at a Denny's.

Can't wait until we get another April mugshot and the resulting black eye stream from Nick

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I can't wait for the inevitable filmed meltdown where April throws stuff at Nick at a Denny's.

"YOU can't REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEad the Menu NICK"