2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[John Badman]

I never thought Mike Johnson was all that popular with the left, but they apparently want him to be VP for the next few months and get rid of any chance of not certifying the election.

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These fucking retards are going to get Jan6pilled and act up. They’re delusional and ripe for activation. Code word: Ronald McDonald, bomb the McDonald’s. Evil Orange Hitler stole the election.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

 

[TwistedFreak]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

Found the Gay, Retarded Nigger

 

[John Badman]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

What about Joe for the last 4 years? Exemplary figure of healthy living I assume? The healthiest he’s looked in office was congratulating Trump’s victory today.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

DNC leadership fires back at Bernie Sanders, who has been complaining about the Democratic Party since Harrris lost.

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I love that they're still claiming Biden created jobs by pointing at his blatant Potemkin Job Reports. They were adjusted down months after when they were out of the news cycle.

I don't think there's been an administration that did less good for the average American. They were always focused on their image instead of actually doing anything.

The Biden administration was obsessed with cooking the books, to the point that it was impossible to trust any statistic coming from anywhere in the federal government. Normies ate it right up too. I wonder if they can find out who was responsible for those reports and prosecute them for some variety of fraud. Doubt it.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

I live in one of those coastal blue counties in California but right at the border where it starts to gradually become more and more MAGA and red as you go further inland, and even in my area I saw tons of houses decked out in MAGA stuff. This election I also had some formerly apolitical friends vote for Trump with how shitty the economy and idpol/prog bullshit had become.

I'm also so Goddamn happy prop 36 passed in a landslidehere and we can start throwing more hobos and criminals in prison once again.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Despite California allowing ballot harvesting and banning Voter ID.

Their turnout is even lower than 2016.

They didn't vote for Kamala in the primaries, even Californians don't want to vote for her.

 

[HandsomeDan]

I saw this on a local forum, I thought this was great. The Border is closed Rafael!

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

https://x.com/kayhanley/status/1854558711018086799?t=h3-oFwNU7MMuTAUh4bTOpA&s=19

Musician Kay Hanley posted this. She says it's a well known anti-AI actress....who is it?!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

Get the fuck out of my yard!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

...our alternative was a cackling she witch who can talk for 30 minutes straight without actually saying anything.

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE US DO.

 

[Fapcop]

My aunt also did this. She refused to even look at Agenda 47 because it was associated with Donald Trump, and then went on to complain more about Project 2025. They short circuit the moment they have to contradict their programming. I wouldn’t dare to bring up the left’s version of Project 2025 which is Center for American Progress’s agenda.

https://www.americanprogress.org/

Suspiciously they tend to stay out of the media, even though they’re the driving force of the democrat policy. They dress up socialism as the future of Our Democracy.

MUH PROJEC 2025!! MUH DEMOCRACY!!!

It was the weirdest lib shitstorm ever. They really worked overtime putting it into the latest NPC update.

Thought it was bizarre how much traction it got, since it’s basically SOP every election that tink tanks make these “Hey wouldn’t it be awesome if…” wishlists to push their ideas.

But it really got traction. Dems must have called in every favor they had, to make the media run this nonsense 24-7.

Thing is though, they fucked themselves.

P2025 would have been the latest big thing in their echo chambers no matter what.

But out among regular folks it didn’t carry any weight.

Likely because they have smeared Big Don and doomposted so much about Trump, that the automatic reaction with anyone who isn’t a Redditor is to just ignore any news story that starts with “TRUMP……”

It’s literally white noise among the broader public.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Just watch her in her cooking videos, she had been destined to be a housewife.

You can see it in a lot of the stuff she showed up on last minute, she wanted to talk about cooking.

She’s a whore that some dude should have made a house wife of.

 

[Not Really Here]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

David Pakman said you need to pay him.

 

[break these cuffs]

totatlly,unrelated rant

PPP and Andy should pay you honestly. You were the only one actually looking the results the entire night. The best parts of the stream were when you muted PPPs autistic screeching to read super chat.

Grifters. Pay someone. Lol. Lmao even. How new are you to the internet?

 

[Absolutego]

A manifesto published promising TTD and TND that nobody has ever actually endorsed but that the progs freaked out about and said "no really this is trump's SECRET platform" for an entire year.

I wish it was that radical, it's mostly a classic Heritage Foundation proposal that focuses on nothing but offshoring manufacturing, tax cuts, and streamlining the federal bureaucracy.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

I am on a Zoom right now but there's a salt mine here:

https://x.com/JackieFrancesca/status/1854508857382318509

 

[CallmeCicada]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

loool, youre a faggit. literally nothing will happen other than I can fill my gas and not pay 90 dollars to buy a can of tuna and bread. the no wars thing is just a bonus. stay mad schizoid.

 

[D_Tractor]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

Thank you for your informative post. Here's your

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

Trump will die two years and one day into his term. Vance takes the remaining two years minus one day, then gets elected twice more for a total of 10 years as President.

Same shit people said when Biden got in.