2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[The Saltening]

I have been instructed, under penalty of death, to not send gloating memes to all of the liberal faghag fat women my boyfriend has as friends as, quote, "they're not doing that well anyways."
And yes, we both vooted Trump.

why does your bf have fat libhag friends?

 

[Burnt Effigy]

What do we think the next week is going to look like? is it still warm enough there for recreational rioting?

Honestly, seeing the state of countries in the European peninsula, I'm hopeful that they're gonna get that stick out of their backside and start doing things again.

As far as riots though, there are plenty of people now that are still not believing that Kamala lost, so if shit stirrs, I'm expecting it to happen after she officially concedes.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

I will not make another white woman fucks dogs joke after this.

Also, does anyone know if those mail in ballots actually leaned Democrat meaning that it was too big to rig anyways. Did the Democrats even get in a significant amount of rigged votes?

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Welcome back, big dawg


SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA!

 

[Divine right to rule]

Timeline (Official):

• Kamala Harris will NOT concede at 6 pm. She is going to announce recounts in rust belt states
• House falls to Democrats
• Kamala will win after recount. Trump will be sentenced to prison. Biden signs EO removing Secret Service protection
• Biden dies, Kamala becomes president
• Senate goes Democrat in 2026
• Kamala wins re-election in 2028 in huge landslide victory

You are a more creative fiction writer than Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Ladies grab your bonnets,
Men grab your crystal

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

German media keeping it real!

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Harrison Ford and Hamil

Oh please dear God ... Let this happen.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

If you feel blackpilled about anything, even after our glorious victory, just think about how miserable this individual is feeling right now, and for the next four years (presuming he makes it that long):
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The Trump admin should compel the mental health community to fix the DSM making troonacy lunacy once more. Elon, get on that bruh. And unban our boy Josh. I miss the Twitter segment to be honest and unless BMJ gets out of the clink there is a huge gap.

How late did you guys stay up? I think I clocked out sometime after 4 am.
No regrets!

I passed out in my office for about two hours after finishing the better part of a bottle of champ-ag-nay.

I woke up to an amused but annoyed look on my wife's face. Luckily my office is separated from the house. I would hate for my kids to have seen me passed out on the couch.

I think I am going to celebrate today by obtaining some McDonald's which I have not done since like...2013...hopefully I do not get ecoli.

 

[The Ancestor]

I just woke up.

Biden dropped out? What the fuck?!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The media astroturfing of this prancing old fruit was something else.
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I was not aware that Elmer Fudd was on the Dem ticket.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

why does your bf have fat libhag friends?

That's the industry he works in, it is what it is.

 

[Kammerjäger]

So when is Trump organising his own version of the SS?
I see a lot of people buying guns to defend their HRT and illegal Neighbours. Or are they just preparing for their own January 6th?

 

[Breadbassket]

I just woke up.

Biden dropped out? What the fuck?!

I wonder how many write-in votes he got?

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

2:21

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

should we take bets on if some attention seeking faggot will Self-immolate in protest of him winning between now and when he's sworn in?

I'll take that bet, for a little side action what are the odds on either "Free Palestine" or "Slava Ukraini" as their dying shriek?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If you're reading this thread, or you read the US Politics one, and you like anything I've ever said:

Go donate to this website and get your True & Honest Fan badge.

Do it today.

Null has taken a huge amount of shit personally for leaving these threads and forums up, and for his own principled refusal to vote. He works fucking tirelessly for this community, more tirelessly than any politician we've ever seen. He's doing an incredible thing and most of the time it goes 99.999% unappreciated by people who can only stop to tell him how he's wrong and stupid and bad.

Keeping this place's lights on isn't cheap and these forums have been a light through dark times. If you like them, if you think anything you've read here is worth reading and something you'd never have seen in a mainstream source, donate. Kick in some funds. You are not too good for it. You have gotten more entertainment from this website than from the last time you spent $20 on a movie ticket.

Null deserves a lot more than the people here have given him. I don't give a fuck if you think he's wrong about vooooting or politics or Israel or Russia or cheese or fat women. Give him some fucking money because he has given you so much.

(And if you do follow this advice and get your True & Honest Fan badge, please come back to this post and give me any of the stickers you can only give once you've got it. I look forward to your flood of "deviant" and "drink!")

 

[MrJokerRager]

Fuck.
That thread was a ghetto for the TDS people on the site and kept them from sperging about orange man anywhere else.

I tried to have a discussion with them back when Trump got convicted, and there was none to be had.
They just have a hateboner for the guy.

What is the point of the TES thread then?

And I wonder how many of them were non-Americans hating on GEOTUS?

 

[Cemetery Support]

I talked to someone in my life that had a career in banking. He said that as soon as she started talking about taxing unrealized capital gains, every butthole in the finance world clenched. It was doomed from the start. She was never going to win.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Benjamin Netanyahu vs. Harris Blue Wall