💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[DickMain]

So I'm guessing it was April that was kicked out and neither Nick nor her are happy about it

To be a fly on the wall for the ordinary conversations like these. I would give my left nut to have some insight into the minute-to-minute bickering that we don't get to see.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

How the fuck do you miss an appointment for 2:15 PM?

Five bar days, BIIIISH.

 

[Vect]

IMO, one of two things likely happened here: He got scammed, or he's lying and foolishly lied in such a way he made himself sound like he got scammed.

Nick used to take the whole tradcath anti-abortion position. He celebrated the overturning of Roe v Wade, IIRC.

But that's the thing - even if it wasn't a scam and Nick is telling the truth, it's still completely characteristic of his hypocrisy and his ridiculous priorities. Who goes to an event called Hedonism to pay for abortions and talk about anime? Why be so defensive when we've seen him on camera in a drug fueled polycule with another couple and scorned his own conservative image? Every version of this story, including it being completely true, makes Nick look absurd.

He went to Hedonism II the first time in August 2022 and likely for a second time in June 2023. The nanny didn't leave until I think February 2024, according to Aaron.

Okay at least they were looked after up until that point. Nevertheless, it's still a thousand dollars not spent on alleviating 5 months of future neglect.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's not stupid enough

Lmao lmao you're so funny!

 

[Vibralldo]

Tuesday's MATI is going to be 10 hours long and just about Nick

 

[Bepis]

How the fuck do you miss an appointment for 2:15 PM?

Star Trek gachas don't play themselves

 

[WayTooSleepy]

I think the funniest way to take this is imagining Nick has a 6th, half-black, child running around Jamaica right

The funny thing is his kids would be better off running around Jamaica than living with that nerd.

 

[iScream into the void]

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How the fuck do you miss an appointment for 2:15 PM?

Is it possible that Crackets was so busy seething at @Kalea that he made Qayla late for her own court appearance? Do we know what timezone Kalea is in?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

The Ls just don't stop coming.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, here we are. Round of applause for @Kalea

And it looks like Faran and Elissa confirmed her story? Either way, bitches don't lie.

Do we know what timezone Kalea is in?

Either "DON'T FUCK WIT ME" or "I DARE YOU" time zones.

 

[AnOminous]

The funny thing is his kids would be better off running around Jamaica than living with that nerd.

Nick doesn't even qualify as a nerd. He even fails at being a geek. At least the kind you sell to a circus. He's a pencil-neck.

 

[Strix454]

How the fuck do you miss an appointment for 2:15 PM?

The same way you can't clean your house, do your children's laundry or feed your children. The same way you can't pay your traffic tickets or your property taxes. The same way you have a young daughter test positive for long-term coke use and it means less than nothing to you. They are both junkies with brains full of holes who might as well be children.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

In Nick's mind that 15 minute afternoon drive to court was yet another stream delaying event where he was 'helping someone with a personal matter'. You just know every time he puts in the bare minimum for Kayla, the kids, and friends, he banks the menial effort to present later as day devouring charity.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Didn't she get a mommy makeover? Or is Nick's mommy makeovers flat incongruent asses?!
And what the fuck is the pose he's making? Suck dick much?
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The Hank Hill ass meme comes to mind

 

[3MMA]

Wil Herren has the scoop on the omnibus.
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Apparently Kayla was late and the judge yelled at her. Nick confronted the observer afterwards.

Sounds like it was a woman that Nick harassed outside the courthouse today. Makes it more pathetic to be so self involved to harass a woman out by herself in public for daring to attend the court he was in. Nick is such a weak cuckold. His butthurt antics won’t stop people from laughing at him.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick tried to confront the observer and then gets felted when the observer confronts him back LOL. What a NERD LOSER!

Nick didn't just try to confront the observer. Apparently, Nick ran out of the building to get in position to record the spectator as they left.

This is very interesting, because if you will recall, recording and identifying the spectators was supposed to be Ralph's job for Rekieta's omnibus hearing.

Ralph flew all the way out from Merida to Mexico City to Tijuana to San Diego to Minneapolis to Willmar to film the spectators. But then he got there and he didn't really seem that into it. He didn't even bother before the hearing and afterwards he only got a blurry photo from behind at maximum zoom.

Did Rekieta put him up to it?

The hearing was at 2:15pm as well. Not like it was some 9am court hearing.

Nick was seething in Melton's chat until around 1:30pm, IIRC.

 

[DickMain]

Ralph flew all the way out from Merida to Mexico City to Tijuana to San Diego to Minneapolis to Willmar to film the spectators. But then he got there and he didn't really seem that into it.

Counterpoint: Ralph was very into the idea of being an IRL tough guy, but forgets most people grow taller than 5'5 and then isn't as into it for some reason.

 

[200MB]

Nick looking like a cryptid ass motherfucker here.

 

[AnOminous]

Counterpoint: Ralph was very into the idea of being an IRL tough guy, but forgets most people grow taller than 5'5 and then isn't as into it for some reason.

He spent literal days traveling to a 20 minute or so court hearing only to cower and run away and deny the name his daddy gave him.

This is very interesting, because if you will recall, recording and identifying the spectators was supposed to be Ralph's job for Rekieta's omnibus hearing.

What an incredible level of weakness.

 

[Shinku]

How the fuck do you miss an appointment for 2:15 PM?

He got distracted DM'ing Kalea.
He wanted that vampire pussy so bad.