💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
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I have a theory. Maybe the Nick/April spergout is intended to force Kayla to file for divorce. Nick knows that if he files, it would make him look bad in the courts, and Kayla is obviously too lazy/too pilled up to do the work of filing. Whether the tweets are really April or it's Nick playing both roles, doesn't really matter if the theory is correct.
Nah, Kayla is a pill zombie. Nick just has to shake the pill bottle and say "no more happy pills and Star Trek until you file for divorce" and she'd do it.

I prefer the theory it is Nick the brave closeted transwomyn experiencing gender euphoria by xeeting as a woman.
 
Imagine being so pathetic as Nick where "nerd" is the most offensive word you're allowed to use, because the people funding you have not authorized you to use words like "nigger."

Nick's vocabulary is constrained by the people who are paying for his legal defense.

NERD NERD NERD.

If that isn't true, Nick, throw down some more effective slurs. Because most of us are open nerds. We LIKE it. Thanks for calling me what I am. I'm a NERD!

Tell me something I DON'T know. You dumb faggot.

Unlike you, Nicole, I'm not facing prison at the moment.
It doesn't make any sense. Anyone who isn't a nerd and gets called one is going to shrug it off with "that isn't true". Anyone who is a nerd is aware of it and stopped being upset at being called one during high school.
 
This is what makes this so entertaining. For once, I actually don't even know what's going on. That makes it funny. Because there are like a dozen possibilities, but there are none where Nick is having fun at the end of them. It's just all ways of Nick losing.
NERD NERD NERD.
That's the crazy thing. The only thing that's known for sure from today is that he started blocking people and adopting a more cringe insult for his Twitter detractors than "child".

He won Lolcow of the Year and somehow has accumulated the qualities of the 2nd and 3rd place finishers. He is unstoppable at this point.

*Checks calendar*

Today is the 179th of May so, yeah, he's still got time.
After what has transpired today, I believe streaming tonight would make up for ALL 14 missed Locals streams from May.
 
In light of the sheer lunacy that is happening on Xitter, could the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil please grant Nick permission to stream?
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Sorry nerd, get blocked bucko
 
If Kayla needs $1000 for help moving, my offer for the bodycam footage still stands! I'll give her all $6000 if she delivers the actual footage from her case files so I don't have to pay the state.
6000 dollars?! Why do you need 4000 dollars? You don't need 2000 dollars. Okay, here's $1000 dollars.
 
He used to use so much more harsh insults. Cuck. Faggot. Even NIGGER.

Somehow now, though, he is limited to nerd. And lmao yeah no shit I'm a nerd you coked-out kid-abusing retard. At least I'm not you.

Who has him in the cuck cage so he is limited to such weak insults?
He can't use cuck because he is one.

He can't use faggot because he's likely been fucked by a man.

He can't use nigger because his one black friend (Drex) abandoned him.
 
Might also be he's afraid somebody might use the spicier language to smear him during his court battle.
This is sort of a dumb take.

Like the prosecutor is going to go up and be like: "Your honor, this white nigger cuck-faggot is guilty of all we're accusing him of."

Mind you, this would be hilarious, but not likely.
 
Might also be he's afraid somebody might use the spicier language to smear him during his court battle.
Nothing he can possibly say would be worse for his case then a jury watching the cokestream.
Why can't one of the cops who was on the bodycam footage consent to the release? Dont you just need one person who was on film to consent? Why not just ask detective Pomplin or something.
It's generally seen to be quite unprofessional and a dick move.
 
This is sort of a dumb take.

Like the prosecutor is going to go up and be like: "Your honor, this white nigger cuck-faggot is guilty of all we're accusing him of."

Mind you, this would be hilarious, but not likely.
I mean that he may be afraid they'll bring up his history of slurs in order to sway opinion of him.
Though if the State of Minnesota were to officially recognize Rackets as a Nigger Cuck-Faggot I'd be okay with that.
 
It doesn't make any sense. Anyone who isn't a nerd and gets called one is going to shrug it off with "that isn't true". Anyone who is a nerd is aware of it and stopped being upset at being called one during high school.
Nick's brain is so pickled that he seems to have forgotten that during the last two decades the culture has experienced geek chic. Star Wars is mainstream, Marvel and DC comics are mainstream, comic book conventions are mainstream. The Big Bang Theory was a thing. Technology, computers, video games, and the internet are all mainstream.

Apparently, Nick still thinks it's the early '80s where everybody only loves sports, beer, and Rustangs and that nerds are still on the fringe with their pocket protectors awaiting their daily swirlies and atomic wedgies.
 
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Why can't one of the cops who was on the bodycam footage consent to the release? Dont you just need one person who was on film to consent? Why not just ask detective Pomplin or something.
If a cop does it before the trial it calls the whole investigation into question because it could be viewed as prejudicing the jury/public and evidence of bias in the system. Whichever cop did it would just be making a rod for their own back, esp as Nick is a daddy's money faggot who loves filing frivolous lawsuits.
 
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