💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[umami's milk]

It's so obvious how dumb this political sperging is when you make it about any other lolcow:

I kind of sympathize with his sentiment because unlike other cows Trump (and orbiters) are so intertwined with current politics it's hard to talk about why his policies are fucked without starting a slapfight. It's like you're walking with a candle and the floor is just covered in gasoline. At least with more localized cows they're so far removed from any notion of power or agency so their dumbfuck decisions only end up hurting themselves.

If there was a Biden/ Kamala thread this would also hold true. It does. On the U.S. politics thread. That's why that place is a dump.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Why would he go inside a McDonalds without it being closed off? He's a presidential candidate with secret service, this is the best you are going to get. Stop holding him to impossible standards that you wouldn't do for your own preferred candidate.

Yes, this is a closed business with secret service stopping anyone from entering.

Everyone you see in that image has been searched and vetted, just the same as at McDonald's. Both are photo ops, which is kinda the point whenever any presidential candidate goes anywhere.

Years ago, a political figure under secret service protection showed up as a customer at my job. We (at least the low level employees idk about management) weren't informed in advance and otherwise it was just a normal work day but with random earpiece dudes trying to blend in.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I kind of sympathize with his sentiment because unlike other cows Trump (and orbiters) are so intertwined with current politics it's hard to talk about why his policies are fucked without starting a slapfight. It's like you're walking with a candle and the floor is just covered in gasoline. At least with more localized cows they're so far removed from any notion of power or agency so their dumbfuck decisions only end up hurting themselves.

If there was a Biden/ Kamala thread this would also hold true. It does. On the U.S. politics thread. That's why that place is a dump.

It shouldn't be hard to talk about someone working a job that he claims his enemy never had, on her birthday. And he's not doing it for any reason but to say he's worked at mcdonalds, and she hasn't. It's so stupid, and petty, and doing it on her birthday just takes it to the next level. He could've done this at any other time, after the whole McDonald's work history was questioned, but he chose today.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Figures. Donny spends an hour behind the counter at a McD's and this thread gets shitted up because low IQ people identify with and are engaged by low IQ food. They literally showed up to crow about it and defend their waifu with this fresh new gotcha.

Wild. Dick descriptions and McD's are what energize his base.

 

[Halloween23]

how do you do fellow wage slaves

 

[millais]

how do you do fellow wage slaves

I want to see him in the Amazon warehouse wage cage.

 

[Drip Torch]

My younger brother is such a fucking idiot, dude. He's going around wearing a t-shirt of Trump doing the fist pump.

What exactly is the social advantage of going around advertising your power level? The less people know about you, the better.

Saw a t-shirt for sale at a rural gas station with "I'm Voting For A Felon" printed on the front. Absolute clown world. They really don't give a fuck about law and order.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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[Literally Fucked To Death]

I'm here for the Trump Mcdonalds meme

s.

 

[Trombonista]

Why didn't he wear gloves?

 

[LeChampion1992]

Say what you want but I am calling 2024 as his year. Even if he doesn't win the election per say he's definitely won a lot of hearts and minds of Americans.

That being said the man might be the most successful lolcow in history. Imagine being the OG lolcow back with your national enquirer days and still keeping that energy.

That being said I'm here for the memes and the reddit tier salt over Trump makes our TES thread look pro Trump lol.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

That being said

That being said

Fuck off DSP

 

[somevan]

That being said the man might be the most successful lolcow in history.

>Successful lolcow
That's an oxymoron though. For every one of his successes there are multiple failures. He is most likely one of (if not the) lolcow with the most debt, bankrupted casinos, failed lawsuits, felony convictions, and failed businesses.

Even if he doesn't win the election per say he's definitely won a lot of hearts and minds of Americans.

Analysts say Trump told 30,000 mistruths – that’s 21 a day – during presidency
Brainless and heartless Americans, yes.

 

[LeChampion1992]

>Successful lolcow
That's an oxymoron though. For every one of his successes there are multiple failures. He is most likely one of (if not the) lolcow with the most debt, bankrupted casinos, failed lawsuits, felony convictions, and failed businesses.


Analysts say Trump told 30,000 mistruths – that’s 21 a day – during presidency
Brainless and heartless Americans, yes.

Won't polisperg but the lolcowish tendencies of Trump and even his failures are still not that bad. As for policy compared to the neocons and neolibs ask most third worlders how they feel and they would rather have a guy who's open about his support and pro America than some globalist queer.
For what it's worth it's more honorable to be killed in a drone strike with an American flag vs pride flag.
As for the brainless heartless comment have an average conversation with a kamala supporter and the brain dead convo is still there.

Fuck off DSP

Not DSP but damn the man lives rent free in your head. DSP I mean good sir.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Not DSP but damn the man lives rent free in your head.

It's pathetic when farmers have to resort to lowcow tactics to get the last word

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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[Intrusive Thoughts]

20 years from now, after the dust settles, they will unearth some kind of Dr. Evil-style mind control device that makes boomers and nutters perceive Trump as Christ walking the earth (see "They Live") rather than the cow he is.

It's the only explanation that makes any sense.

 

[Umaibae]

He works at McDonalds like he's a little kid at "Take your kid to work day"

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He’s so fucking slow and he didn’t even mix the fries correctly. For someone who eats so much McDonald’s, he has no clue how fast the people there actually work, nor what their workflow looks like. (McDonald’s fries are my favorite junk food, so I am very passionate about this tard fucking up a beautiful piece of the American Culinary Lexicon.)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He’s so fucking slow and he didn’t even mix the fries correctly. For someone who eats so much McDonald’s, he has no clue how fast the people there actually work, nor what their workflow looks like. (McDonald’s fries are my favorite junk food, so I am very passionate about this tard fucking up a beautiful piece of the American Culinary Lexicon.)

Yeah and its funny how some say this is him learning an honest days work when he's toddling around with assistance from more experienced employees in a closed McDonalds, handing out pre-packaged food to people he knows are already supporting him. All because he got really pissy that Kamala said she worked at McDonalds 40 years ago.

 

[Snorky]

Yeah and its funny how some say this is him learning an honest days work when he's toddling around with assistance from more experienced employees in a closed McDonalds, handing out pre-packaged food to people he knows are already supporting him. All because he got really pissy that Kamala said she worked at McDonalds 40 years ago.

At that point, did he really win if he went through all this effort for effectively brownie points?