Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Vandy2]

Edit to add:
Wyświetl załącznik 6539727
Any Norse/rune spergs want to decipher what the universe is trying to tell her? I imagine it means 'you caused this shitstorm, deal with it.'

This looks like an attempt at a standard six-card tarot reading. The positioning seems really off though (aka lazy). Here's an, um, druid resource for this. 6 card reading Actually reading tarot/oracle places a lot of importance on the position of the cards and their meaning. This just seems like, well, as I said, lazy. I funneled it through a religious sperg friend of mine (studies religion for lulz) and he was lost.

I'm assuming her mat is a patch she's painted? Anyone sperging on that, let me know.

Even the universal standards do not place 3 in a row, 2 columns. It's one straight line. Each card has a meaning depending on where it is placed. (But don't let me stop you, Kiwis, get your own today!) Basically, the position of the cards is SUPER IMPORTANT because it corresponds to actual meaning. We spent a little bit of time looking for the setup here and were just lost.

But let's not stop the Gyro larp train, haters. What could we glean from what we have been so (wrongfully) provided?
Here is the deck she is using. Interestingly enough, it links to Amazon and "gaming" vendors. Hmm.

Trying to find the little book that comes with these kinds of sets, but I can't find it so far. That'll be the key to her intepreted "meaning," funneled through Staph brain of course. If we can't find it, I'll take one for the team and order the set. I'll keep lo(o)ki(i)ng though.

Cartomancy is pretty forgiving in how one does it. The positions have meaning but they aren't set in stone. You can make up your own spreads and its pretty common on Tumblr so the meaning behind the positions could be anything.
Here are a couple of examples I just pulled off of Google:

With out knowing what specific spread was used there isnt much that can be gleamed from it.

 

[Virtual Boring]

Cartomancy is pretty forgiving in how one does it. The positions have meaning but they aren't set in stone.

Hard agree. Was trying to glean something from it. More of a talking point if anything. But you know it's still lazy as hell. Why not go all out for Fagnarok and explain to us how we're doomed? Loki?

 

[JaneThough]

The thing I want to point out in regards to her “spread” is that we don’t see her picking the cards. Did she *actually* organically create this spread, or did she pick through the deck to try to find the spread she wanted to show?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Proof that she has been reading her thread.


In my opinion, I think it's because you have been up until the early hours slap fighting with teenagers on Tumblr.


Uh oh. Does this happen to be at the senior centre?


What a fucking weird thing to say.


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Any excuse to incriminate herself and start drama. It blows my mind.

She has posted this absurd TikTok video:

0:17

The most expressive I have ever seen her. What a flattering angle.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Can't imagine Stephanie watching What We Do in the Shadows without gaining a vampire husbando.

She actually did watch the first season around 4 years ago and live tweeted her reactions spoilers.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Hi Staph! Get up and play with your cat.

 

[Chromeo]

Wyświetl załącznik 6542723
Proof that she has been reading her thread.

Wyświetl załącznik 6542721
In my opinion, I think it's because you have been up until the early hours slap fighting with teenagers on Tumblr.

Wyświetl załącznik 6542722
Uh oh. Does this happen to be at the senior centre?

Wyświetl załącznik 6542720
What a fucking weird thing to say.

Wyświetl załącznik 6542724
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Any excuse to incriminate herself and start drama. It blows my mind.

She has posted this absurd TikTok video:
ssstik.io_1729437977759.mp4
The most expressive I have ever seen her. What a flattering angle.

Holy shit she can move her face???

 

[it's pronounced gif]

"Am I not allowed to set aside a hyperfixation" no that's why it's a hyperfixation you dingdong, you just have normal interests like a normal person. Special interests/hyperfixations don't go on a 'backburner'. She's not even good at being a sped.

 

[Chromeo]

"Am I not allowed to set aside a hyperfixation" no that's why it's a hyperfixation you dingdong, you just have normal interests like a normal person. Special interests/hyperfixations don't go on a 'backburner'. She's not even good at being a sped.

Even if they did, it would take literal years, not a few weeks ffs

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Actual Swedish Loki worshipper questions Staph:

 

[Meowzers]

lmfao the old abusive german grandpa in leather body suits who sings about piss and cum is a tortured soul

also add me to the staph dream count. i dreamt i was in a college class with her and i was being nice to her to see where that lead me and we became friends, sort of? it was one sided, she liked me more than i liked her and i started feeling guilty about leading her on. but one day i got a roast beef sandwich (which confused me even in the dream because i don't eat beef) and she and the guy next to me started helping themselves to it and pulled pieces of it off while i was holding it. all i could think was you fucking bitch, you said in your thread you can't eat beef! i talked about my experience with her on the thread and she found out and threatened to expose my whole sordid kiwifarms history to the whole school. i was scared of being shunned by my peers so i ran away i think it was a stress dream.

i also had a dream about the thread and its users itself, which i think is a sign to cut my internet down and touch grass

Spoiler

it was specifically @Chromeo making a post with a michael jackson song rewritten to make fun of stephanie. it looked like this.

 

[Vandy2]

Gyro getting called out by other loons who "communicate" with spirits will never not be funny. I eagerly await the day another "God phone" has a slap fight with Lolki.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

She has posted this absurd TikTok video:
ssstik.io_1729437977759.mp4
The most expressive I have ever seen her. What a flattering angle.

She looks like a toe.

 

[moorhen]

She looks like a toe.

She looks like hobo Cartman.


Which is probably also how she lives

 

[AfghanBlue]

I'm surprised she doesn't have more "I also speak to loki/dahmer and,,," people contacting her.
Like how that snowy gets grief from other imaginary columbine brides.

I do like how she gave it a shot, guessing their name and age as asked, even though it was never gonna happen.
May as well take a punt and take the chance of a win!

Hillariously proving that she can't not think about herself for a second, she picked S name (her name) and 8, which is when abouts she's mentioned... Well, it's when having imaginary friends becomes less normal and probably when she realsied she should knock it off, but didn't. So herself. She guessed herself.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Gyro getting called out by other loons who "communicate" with spirits will never not be funny. I eagerly await the day another "God phone" has a slap fight with Lolki.

Especially Lolki, who's statistically gotta have way more obsessed Marvel fangirls uh, potential suitors to slapfight with Stapphy over who's his #1 waifu. I don't even partake much in that part of tumblr and I can think of at least one lolcow who I used to casually follow back in 2016 or so who thought she was dating Loki.

Also, does anyone else here just crack up every time the word 'godphone' gets used? It sounds like an insult making fun of, well, people like Stapphy who claim Lolki chitchats with her like her high school bestie.
Godphone sounds like a term that person in her inbox would make up specifically to ridicule her.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

She has posted this absurd TikTok video:
Your browser is not able to display this video.
The most expressive I have ever seen her. What a flattering angle.

I don't know the song, but even if she's doing the whole channelling Loki act... so much for being a totally alt goffik metalhead, unless the trickster god has more conventional tastes than his mortal wife non-binary partner. Even if she's put her Rammstein obsession aside, I would have expected, idk, some Norseaboo shit or a similar barely-metal band like Disturbed.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Also, does anyone else here just crack up every time the word 'godphone' gets used? It sounds like an insult making fun of, well, people like Stapphy who claim Lolki chitchats with her like her high school bestie.
Godphone sounds like a term that person in her inbox would make up specifically to ridicule her.

Legit

 

[Help Never Came]

This person's tumblr is empty and their bio says "not an internet person. only here for the sake of a question." so it's obviously a ween. It would be nice if people stopped doing this shit.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

From saxophone to godphone.


She has a favourite fork...? Hope that Loki is getting her something nice for her birthday. Maybe he will Amazon it from his cave.


'Empathy can be hard for some neurodivergent people' is a shitty excuse for her behaviour. Take note of that kindness line...


... What happened to 'we should strive to be more kind'? Unless, of course, she means people should be more kind to her.


Yes, you should definitely get one! And take some uwu body positive selfies in it for the internet!


There are a million different reasons why a neighbour doesn't talk to you. 'I'm actually queer', if you say so, hetero.