Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[it's pronounced gif]

I love that one of the most notorious trickster gods is upset he isn't being taken as the super srs saviour of mankind, and also that he uses #paganblr (because only pagans deserve his message, I guess? No tags for #end times, or #christblr or #allahblr or whatever to reach the nonbelievers who presumably need the message more than someone already a lokean?)

Love the blog telling her to take the roleplay elsewhere

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I don't know what the fuck that anonymous ask is about. Maybe I am an uncultured feckless cretin to not understand it.

That's a Kendrick Lamar song, lol. He's too much of a Brown for Staph, I'm sure. (It was his diss track about Drake.)

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Based.

Edit: OH SHIT.

R.I.P to the farms. Maybe Staph will come to check her thread to see if it goes down on Saturday?

Loki is off on one:

Another coward, who doesn't have answers for any of those other points.


For fucks sake Loki just tell us all what we are not seeing. How are we supposed to know what we are missing if you don't tell us what it is?


She would piss her pants if someone knocked on her door to challenge her.


That character A.I comparison is spot on.


A spoon... What...?

God, at this point I would love someone to legit challenge her to an actual duel.

Also:

Kiwi challenge: Read the news on November 1st and try to predict what Staph will attribute to Loki.
Adding:


ETA: Archive link of the blog.
world-breakers-mouthpiece

 

[Rap Scallion]

I'm busy on the weekends so I can't come, sorry Loki. I encourage everyone to enjoy his special day without me. Save me a little cake slice or whatever's available if you feel nice.

How come Loki speaks in modern English syntax? Is Stephanie translating for him? Is she good at speaking the language of the old world when nobody is around to hear it?

Edit: Wait, allegedy? Shouldn't she know the exact specifics if she's the God Nokia? The Lokia, even?

Prev edit: typos

 

[Aunt Carol]

Loki is off on one:

Another coward, who doesn't have answers for any of those other points

Aw, the cow-tipper liked my post about Loki killing POTS-ies. Unless it's a Tumblrite stealing ammunition from here, which ...isn't cow-tipping? I don't know the legalities, but I'm flattered.

Notorious Jotunn Loki hates people with POTS; pass it on. If that upsets you, IDK stand up quickly about it.

That character A.I comparison is spot on.

This is a very good point. It's another healthier use of her time that we didn't think of because, like Stephanie, we are middle-aged women.

Video games where she's a wizard, taking the bus to the local fake sword LARP, chatting to an AI that's basically designed to be your personal imaginary friend. With the frequent nerfings, character AI probably doesn't ask you to start a cult based on it, or threaten genocide, but I'm just guessing on that front.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I want to know where she gets the idea that people are crying in fear over the Loki posts, because all we have seen is mocking her. So delusional.

If it wasn't for the fact that she's a stupid fat woman taking testosterone, I'd think she was currently manic. She really thinks the awesome power of her role playing is going to fully communicate her internal state (a fantasy in which she feels very powerful) to others.

Sperg, but one thing that fascinates me about Stephanie is the Grand Canyon-sized chasm between her self-image and what the world actually sees. Many such cases on KF, I know, but with her it's especially severe. She thinks that merely by feeling like a sexy succubus, or a powerful revolutionary badass, or a mainstream movie version of a god, then documenting the moments she feels that way by turning on her webcam or writing a Tumblr post, that others will be forced to share those feelings she has about herself. That's how we get stuff like the "confused boner" and "womb wizard" incidents.

I think it's also one reason why she keeps directing people to this thread: if they read it, they'll definitely feel what she feels upon reading it, right? Like she's a famous important victim of terrible terrible fascists, right?

Tl;dr: this bitch has something even worse than "no theory of mind skills"

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph has suffered death of her own children!
That explains what happens to the astral brats, then.

(or it possibly also refers to feeding her cat to death, could be either)

I wonder if the tumblr teens young eyes have been scarred with the image of the babblers or if she managed to clog enough bullshit between then and now

 

[BoobWhiskers]

If Lolki was so magnaminously warning the world to listen to him to avoid any random world events that coincidentally happen on the 1st, you might argue that he's an even bigger dick for using a fat sped whose blog is only read by the Farms as his official mouthpiece.

It's like if you were writing a letter to someone that their house was going to get demolished in 5 days unless they called to request otherwise, and instead of hand-delivering or mailing said letter you instead decided you were going to leave it inside the locker they used in 5th grade. Not exactly helpful for your important message getting where it needs to go.

Poor Lolki's as retarded as she is.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's like if you were writing a letter to someone that their house was going to get demolished in 5 days unless they called to request otherwise, and instead of hand-delivering or mailing said letter you instead decided you were going to leave it inside the locker they used in 5th grade.

Excuse me, ITYM "on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"

Apathetic bloody Midgardians.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

Staph absolutely sucks at this. She's one of the worst tumblr roleplayers imaginable. A.I. as a comparison is being generous; she writes like a special needs teenager who binged capeshit slop.

What a sped.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Two things of potential interest from the tccconfessionsfagg blog:
I would love to see the DMs that have been swapped during this time.


Could this be our Yarrow? If so it's interesting that she is trying to get Mary involved (who apparently is ghost married to Steve Jobs now, wtf).

 

[Aunt Carol]

There once was a mystic named Yarrow
Whose beliefs, like her frame, were not narrow.
We all thought it odd:
Tho' she channeled a god,
A fedora was still her sombrero.

apologies to @LimeRikki for taking your shtick

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Lmao, wasn't Mary the one we concluded was just as if not MORE insane that Stapphy, the one who shared ghost custody of Michael or something?

At least she's not involving her poor therapist, but I wonder if Mary knows that the firehose of crazy is getting turned her way and she's getting doxed on Tumblr to 'win' an argument? I feel like Stapphy has leveled up a bit and probably counts as the more unhinged of the two these days (though I'd be delighted to be proven wrong, give us the milk).

 

[Terffals]

Seems like ever since the Rammstein concert she’s been especially activated. So many amazing new quotes.

What happened at that concert??

 

[a hapless toad]

Could this be our Yarrow? If so it's interesting that she is trying to get Mary involved (who apparently is ghost married to Steve Jobs now, wtf).

@Chromeo can you weigh in on this Mary stuff?

 

[Chromeo]

@Chromeo can you weigh in on this Mary stuff?

Didn't she pop into the thread a few yeas ago, provide zero information and leave?? I only remember Kathy and Stephanie as the main adults back on DA.

 

[LimeRikki]

There once was a mystic named Yarrow
Whose beliefs, like her frame, were not narrow.
We all thought it odd:
Tho' she channeled a god,
A fedora was still her sombrero.

apologies to @LimeRikki for taking your shtick

This is fantastic!

Thread tax haiku form:
Things I know about Yarrow:
She once cursed a womb
She gets crazier each year

 

[AfghanBlue]

Nooooo, tumblr teens who are mocking me for being an old, fat, crazy pedo and telling me to get away from them!

Go and make another unwanted contact in a different , fatter, older, crazier pedo-

She will clear everything up!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

A spoon... What...?

Schrodinger's Pussy strikes again - she didn't even bother using her Loki RP to deny that she has one.

Sperg, but one thing that fascinates me about Stephanie is the Grand Canyon-sized chasm between her self-image and what the world actually sees. Many such cases on KF, I know, but with her it's especially severe. She thinks that merely by feeling like a sexy succubus, or a powerful revolutionary badass, or a mainstream movie version of a god, then documenting the moments she feels that way by turning on her webcam or writing a Tumblr post, that others will be forced to share those feelings she has about herself. That's how we get stuff like the "confused boner" and "womb wizard" incidents.

It's the same reason she thinks taking testosterone but otherwise continuing to present in a completely feminine way means she'll immediately be read as a trans Viking fembxy rather than the disgusting freak of nature she really is. The closest we've gotten to seeing a representation of how she imagines herself is the countless Picrew profile pics and she doesn't even try to make a more masculine/neutral version of herself in them. She thinks she's perfect the way she is and anyone who wants her to change is just an evil cis TERF.

I want to see how Staph would react when thrown into a room with a bunch of actual men, naked or otherwise - I remember her mentioning she uses the men's bathroom and I imagine she'd get funny looks at the very least. Though even pooners themselves know that they aren't threatening at all to men, might just make them a bit uncomfortable, but troons in the women's bathroom/change room could do much worse (and have done). She can deny her biological sex all she wants, but the most "masc" thing about her is her grooming of kids and being generally creepy on the internet.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

You need to set some boundaries.

Here's something I have noticed over the insanity of the last couple of days that I want to make a point about.

She is seemingly out of control and insane, manically posting and replying to trolls in a frenzy because she is possessed by Loki on the Loki account. But on every other social media account, she is completely 'normal' and level headed. She has been posting about films she has been watching on Blue Sky. She has been making relevant posts on her trans org pages on Blue Sky and Facebook. She has been reblogging unrelated pagan and political posts on her other Tumblr. The list goes on. She has no other 'possessed' signs anywhere else. She makes these mundane posts at the same time as she is in a frenzy posting as Loki. She is not possessed or insane. This is a fully contained and controlled larp that she is switching on and off when she wants to.

But we knew this, I just want to reiterate it, especially to any newbies reading this thread.

Edit: Under the Mary post, where she said she had forwarded Mary's email to them on that tcc blog, there was this:

It could possibly be Mary's email.