💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Sneedmiser]

I spat my drink out when I saw these. I know they're self-grinding spice mills and he's a cripple but you just know that Tammy is going to be the one getting the most use out of them.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Lol Mommywife is such an apt description for Tammy. If he only has 4 emails in his inbox that means he is involved with absolutely nothing in the household; not the utilities, internet, mortgage or anything. I bet those 4 emails are promotions from fast food companies.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't know but ... How the fuck is Rabbit "Exotic"? It's not some special breed cow coming from Switzerland.

It's exotic to him I guess. When your meat is regulated to beef, chicken and pulpork something like rabbit is a change of pace.

But while Fatty's fag friend did the cooking... it didn't look that good. I would have put way more color on those cuts. But of course Fatty needs to gush saying how perfectly seasoned and done it is.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Major]

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I spat my drink out when I saw these. I know they're self-grinding spice mills and he's a cripple but you just know that Tammy is going to be the one getting the most use out of them.

Do you think he chose them for their phallic nature?

 

[VenomPlug]

Decided to do some AI Scalfani.

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[The Grimace]

Decided to do some AI Scalfani.

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That bitmoji one is fucking gold.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I know this had been said before, but Rob is everything Jack wants to be. Rob's a legit cook who makes good food that "regular" people (and not just foodies) would love to eat. He's also friendly, personable, and somebody that you know you'd like to hang out with and everybody would have a good time. Even if something went wrong with his cooking/the recipe/the equipment/whatever I just feel like everybody would shrug and laugh it off, order pizza, and still have a fun night.

Now imagine having to go to Jack's house for a night of "food, family and fun" or whatever his dumb slogan is.

He’s literally Liquid Jack

 

[abobe]

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If you told me that Charles was the 3rd gay Scalfani brother, I'd totally believe it. Something about always seeing him wear the Under Armour performance shirts makes him look like a fag.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Notice how the healthy food in grocery stores are vegetables which Jack claims are poison and the meats he loves are not there

 

[Space Police]

Decided to do some AI Scalfani.

Jack is so stroked-out that the typical uncanny valley effect in AI isn't present geg

 

[p1138]

Jack is so stroked-out that the typical uncanny valley effect in AI isn't present geg

I was going to basically say the same thing. AI Fatty can actually have emotions on his face and eat like a normal human being without sticking his tongue out. He's less human looking than his AI doppelganger.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Decided to do some AI Scalfani.

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The bitmoji one is pretty funny but the last one is a little Lovecraftian. Take a look at the physics on that fork.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

man every time I check in on ja/ck/ he just gets worse and worse. it's like he's a rancid meat puppet slowly melting away while the eldrich horror controlling him desperately tries to squeeze out a few more years from its vessel.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What the fuck was that dog shit audio? Nice “studio,” stupid.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

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I spat my drink out when I saw these. I know they're self-grinding spice mills and he's a cripple but you just know that Tammy is going to be the one getting the most use out of them.

Probably sits on one in the shower.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=algA4KNeZnM

Normally whenever you get faggots in these types of threads bragging about how they're so much of a better cook/gamer/consoomer than the cow, I roll my eyes, but Rob is legit one of those people. Fatty does something, Rob does it a thousand times better with shit he apparently already has because he's an actual fucking cook and doesn't need to buy one use Chinesium garbage.

 

[Bassomatic]

Notice how the healthy food in grocery stores are vegetables which Jack claims are poison and the meats he loves are not there

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Best part this fat faggot wouldn't be caught dead there, health trends change... I won't bother anyone with a rant because we know Jack has no clue, but he's gone as far as calling stuff like whole grains and protein shakes poisons, so from a guy who's half diet is pink slush beef...

Rabbit is great eating, call me a PA Dutch nigger (I am.) but bunny stew is one of my go to camp meals, as much as I enjoy knowing they die so they don't ruin my garden, Jack having one makes me sad.

I hope someone tells Jack about Rabbit Starvation so he wraps it in bacon and has another stroke.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Normally whenever you get faggots in these types of threads bragging about how they're so much of a better cook/gamer/consoomer than the cow, I roll my eyes, but Rob is legit one of those people. Fatty does something, Rob does it a thousand times better with shit he apparently already has because he's an actual fucking cook and doesn't need to buy one use Chinesium garbage.

It's great. Rob is basically Liquid Jack.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Lol Mommywife is such an apt description for Tammy. If he only has 4 emails in his inbox that means he is involved with absolutely nothing in the household; not the utilities, internet, mortgage or anything. I bet those 4 emails are promotions from fast food companies.

And here I thought the previous Scalfatty bitmoji invoked immense hatred and anger in me. I can't even stomach my dinner now. Who cares about your Gmail? I want to see that bitmoji thrown into his roaring shitty meat grinder.

thousand times better

A thousand times zero is still zero, gotta watch out there.

Notice how the healthy food in grocery stores are vegetables which Jack claims are poison and the meats he loves are not there

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Is this retard seriously suggesting that healthy foods as a category means the rest of the supermarket which includes aisle for fruit and vegetables, seafood, milk, dairy and so on aren't healthy? What a total retard take. Yes, stuff like powdered "superfoods" and the assortment of other health-focused food types are placed in the healthy foods section. Imagine complaining about this, who cares? Who sees the "healthy food" section and thinks everything else isn't healthy? So a fruits section means the supermarket can't sell canned fruits and dried fruits in the baking section? Am I dumb and mad or am I missing something?