🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Haru Okumura powiedział(a):
Since people have been talking about it...Flashback Friday!

Ethan at the beginning of the 2020 election stream:
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Ethan at the end of the 2020 election stream (the last frame of the whole stream froze on screen):
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At the time, nobody knew what was happening when he lurched to his feet and the video suddenly froze with no explanation or update, especially since he was so blind drunk at the time he could barely move or speak coherently. He did not return to the stream and that's where the coverage prematurely ended for the night.
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He probably tipped over like humpty dumpty. Is there an archive of the 2020 election stream anywhere?
 
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:diddler: stoopid madafuckin bish ayylawg
Funny tweet from Piggy getting pissed off. Late, but oh well.
 
UCantCCPMe powiedział(a):
Here's Ethan Ralph showing deference to the great philosopher and poet laureate Calvin Broadus, reciting his famous line about the state of bitches. Truly Ralph is the classiest breed of white trash wigger.
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Ralph has just returned to his natural state, a creature that must pay women for sex and pretend to like him for an hour. He hates women because they are utterly repulsed by him.

The bizarre parasocial online world briefly allowed him to trick a few dumb girls and women into seeking a relationship with him, but those days are long gone. He really should have treated Pantsu like his anime princess because she was his last chance at a woman that didn’t charge by the hour.

Ralph should get some Depo Provera when he does his next Xanax run to the pharmacia. Chemical castration would vastly improve his mental health and decrease his mouth foaming rage towards women.

Ralph acts like a man dying of thirst that is surrounded by cold bottles of spring water, but he can only afford a few minutes at the public water fountain once a month. He should just start taking depo shots to kill off his endless thirst for something he can’t afford.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid powiedział(a):
what the fuck is with him that his head always looks badly photoshopped on his body, like it's floating a few feet in front of him?
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He’s got a giant head and tiny body. Well tiny in the sense he has a small frame, is 5’1, and lacks muscular. But rest assured he is VERY fat. Also he has the body composition of a midget but is in a legal sense not a midget. He’s 5’1.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid powiedział(a):
what the fuck is with him that his head always looks badly photoshopped on his body, like it's floating a few feet in front of him?
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I studied his physiognomy for my comic: His face is way to small compared to the rest of his head, but somehow his mouth is still very low and he has no neck when he sits. He is also very slumped over on top of that and has zero definition in his shoulders and, ironically, a really small, droopy chest on top of THE GUNT (which we all know and love). He has tiny hands with stubby fingers and no muscle mass in his arms, which are pretty slender in comparison to his bulbous Torso. His lower back must be dust by now and his legs are borderline atrophic from sitting all day.
Another funny thing about his face is that it's so massive and his neck filled with unholy liquids that his ears don't shape his Silhouette.

The ralphaphysique can be accurately described as "Humpty-Dumpty-esque" and give ralphs tendency do keel over and break at the slightest push makes me wonder if, maybe, in a past life, the gunt inspired Lewis Carol.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid powiedział(a):
what the fuck is with him that his head always looks badly photoshopped on his body, like it's floating a few feet in front of him?
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That's just the abominable subhuman genetics of Sandra Ralph and Ronnie Ralph, two arch hillbillies combine their subhuman DNA to pop out two spawn. One is a legal retard and the other is a literal retard. One is said to be wheelchair bound, while the other is a squealing piggy with quadruple titties and a bifurcated gunt who absconded from the country his daddy gave him as an economic migrant. Usually it's the other way around.

Unfortunately it's about 40 years too late for an abortion. It's still not too late because I heard the cartels too aren't fans of loud, short tempered and short statured piggies with quadruple titties.
 
Anyone else having a random appreciation for the little things? I plugged something into an electrical socket today, and it just worked, Fascinating! Not everybody can live in a country with such a reliable power grid. I even walked passed my trash can and noticed it was completely absent of wads of shit-infused toilet paper that would be a breeding ground for flies and diseases, uh-mayzin'! Not everyone's plumbing can handle the flushing of toilet paper.
I'm not the only one struck by this strange wave of gratitude, right? Someone please tell me I'm not crazy.
 
The absolute state of Gunt Twitter - 10 homoerotic faggyism retweets in a row. Every single one of them boring shit nobody cares about.
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After this, his first daily tweet. It's also boring shit nobody cares about, who would've thought.
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