💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AnOminous]

He may have ruined his PC streaming setup somehow. He briefly streamed at 1 FPS from his studio, then streamed from his kitchen counter for his Locals stream and Joe's stream on Sunday.

Probably in a retard rampage. And on top of that he no longer has any minions functional enough to fix whatever he broke or boomered up.

Combine it with Nick's various facial ticks and face pulls (enough to rival even Kayla) and they start to look more and more insane. Given all the fighting that happened behind the scenes (even before the arrests) their lives just seem like endless dramatic misery as they try to posture and "own the haters" rather than fix the problems in their own lives.

These sin ghouls all look like escapees from William Hogarth's The Rake's Progress, a series of paintings showing the tolls of sin and degeneracy.

It really goes to show how bad the Balldo lifestyle is for you physically, mentally, spiritually and on any other imaginable level. All these people look utterly miserable, like a PSA. You have Balldo starting out looking like a man of God and family and look at him now, a twitching, skeletal ghoul, his face alit with nothing but malice and misery, as he twitches and gurns like someone with a degenerative neurological disease.

He looks in the mirror and sees that and thinks he looks like something other than a dying man?

 

[Sharpeteer]

He may have ruined his PC streaming setup somehow. He briefly streamed at 1 FPS from his studio, then streamed from his kitchen counter for his Locals stream and Joe's stream on Sunday.

Perhaps he sold the much-needed RTX 3090ti, and now his streams are 1 FPS. Looks like he really needed that $2,500+ card after all.

 

[Captain Manning]

Dick Masterson in particular seems to be the primary magnet of misfortune.

I am just hoping he gets his one day. While this shit is funny to some extent, I can't help but think his influence is downright dangerous at times. Like, he's gonna get Riley (an absolute moron that does everything Dick tells him to do, including illegal things) outright shot. A lot of people will say "good," but cows dying violently ain't really my thing.

Probably in a retard rampage. And on top of that he no longer has any minions functional enough to fix whatever he broke or boomered up.

Soter can lend him his PC. After all, all he apparently uses it for is presiding over a near dead Discord of like 10 active people that are convinced Rekieta is still the second coming of Jesus and the Farms is the Antichrist.

 

[zimzam88]

He looks in the mirror and sees that and thinks he looks like something other than a dying man?

I actually wonder if he's so delusional he sees 25 year old Nick when he looks in the mirror. If he had any self awareness about whats happened to him he would be horrified and DFE and never show up on the internet again. It would take some kind of severe mental disorder to see all the ghoul memes and before/after pictures of him and just shrug it off.

I guess he traded not only his soul but his self awareness away in exchange for temporary pleasures.

 

[Law]

Half of April knows to smile. The other half doesn't seem to want to.

Well, you can't smile with teeth cause if your teeth aren't perfect commenters will rip them apart. You have to kind of keep your lips pointing forward, otherwise they'll say you have thin grandma lips and you need injections. Can't move your eyes or mouth too much or those laugh lines and crow's feet will become too visible. Gotta angle your head all weird for the lighting. Can't look directly at the camera, can't look too far to the side. Taking "good" pictures is a unique form of torture.

 

[MadStan]

The left side of a face shows our personal side and inner thoughts and feelings. Details count in face reading, including differences in lines, eyebrows, eyes, nose, nostrils, cheeks and ears. The more noticeable the difference, the more significant the meaning

 

[thebigdream]

he probably broke his PC somehow.

We've heard how Nick likes to punch himself in the head, has his lolcow evolution now taken him to Bossman level of tech destruction? Violencebros...

 

[Schpoots]

No, Judge, I did not microwave my harddrive on purpose to erase evidence. It's just a funny and weird coincidence.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's a shame we have rules against cow tipping sometimes because I am very tempted to just order him some new equipment with a note that just says "STREAM, COKE NIGGA".

 

[Vibralldo]

The left side of a face shows our personal side and inner thoughts and feelings. Details count in face reading, including differences in lines, eyebrows, eyes, nose, nostrils, cheeks and ears. The more noticeable the difference, the more significant the meaning

And in Nick's case it's the side he snorts coke into

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's a shame we have rules against cow tipping sometimes because I am very tempted to just order him some new equipment with a note that just says "STREAM, COKE NIGGA".

He would sell it for more bumps, he's entered the broke junkie arc.

That besides, he isn't allowed to stream so that equipment would be wasted even if he wasn't a broke ass junkie.

 

[Potatoherder]

Not streaming is slowing the unsub rate: 15 days between drops last time and 17 days this time. I'd guess he hits 430k around the time of his next court date.

 

[Chazzed Up]

2. What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

Gave it some thought overnight, and it occurred to me that it kind of looks like a retard version of the StarFleet emblem.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Not streaming is slowing the unsub rate: 15 days between drops last time and 17 days this time. I'd guess he hits 430k around the time of his next court date.
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It's just so FUNNY and WEIRD that every time I stream people leave!

*sips whisky*

I mean, if people could know the REAL STORY

*walks off camera, snorts, and returns with a white video compression error on his nose*

Then they'd still be throwing me money hand over fist!

*kicks dog who's escaped lavatory containment*

Get out of here you bitch or no more SpaghettiOs!

*smuckles at camera causing the demand for new computer monitors to skyrocket, straps on balldo*

But what can you do I guess? People are gonna believe what people are gonna believe. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

*snorts a dorito by mistake before the video cuts out*

 

[House Cat]

*sips whisky*
*walks off camera, snorts, and returns with a white video compression error on his nose*
*kicks dog who's escaped lavatory containment*
*smuckles at camera causing the demand for new computer monitors to skyrocket, straps on balldo*
*snorts a dorito by mistake before the video cuts out*

Now THAT is reality TV I would gladly watch . . . While eating a bag Doritos . . .
In a 3 wolf gas station T-shirt . . . And a Hot Topic belt . . .

#SummersEve

 

[dustnight]

I would personally pin this on the following three things:

1. Nick's wifi setup is probably trash
2. He may have downgraded his internet to save money
3. Rumble's infrastructure is shit and can't deal with packet loss, high latency, or bursty connections

4. The Balldo lies

 

[Kosher Dill]

These sin ghouls all look like escapees from William Hogarth's The Rake's Progress, a series of paintings showing the tolls of sin and degeneracy.

ChatGPT, generate me William Hogarth's "The Inspection", with the libertine replaced with Nick Rekieta and his ailing wife replaced with April Imholte. Draw stink lines coming from her. Replace the pill case between the libertine's legs with a hot pink Balldo, and replace the case in his hand with a bottle of Summer's Eve. Draw everything in the style of William Hogarth's paintings.

 

[Phillip Green]

While April's shift can happen on the vertical of her face, Kayla's shift can happen on the horizontal. Below is a comparison with a Disney villainess whose mouth is smiling, but the eyes are telegraphing something else:

Kayla has had a shit ton of plastic surgery over the last 5 years, in a vain attempt to fix that "destroyed" body that Nick kept complaining about.

Along with the bolt-ons, she's had at least one face lift, and God knows what else done to her face. I doubt she's able to move her eyebrows at all anymore. Emoting using facial expressions is essentially impossible for her now.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Geez, he still isn't streaming, I'm kinda worried about his Rumble deal at this point....

 

[Dean Pentel]

Kayla has had a shit ton of plastic surgery over the last 5 years, in a vain attempt to fix that "destroyed" body that Nick kept complaining about.

Don't people normally get that in an attempt to look more attractive? What happened here?