How do you tell a retard to just put cheese on his burger?

[Sean Shemmy]

He has no cheese on his burger.

 

[John Badman]

Hamburgers taste better than processed cancer slop.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Why bother? Ignorance is bliss, he doesn't know what he's missing. Cold cheese on a hot burger is amazing.

 

[DankSmoker]

Why bother? Ignorance is bliss, he doesn't know what he's missing. Cold cheese on a hot burger is amazing.

Cold cheese? Wtf. You put the cheese on after you flip it to get it all melty, retard.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Cold cheese? Wtf. You put the cheese on after you flip it to get it all melty, retard.

You simple fool, the contrast of the hot meat and cold cheese is just too complicated for your dumb mouth

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

What about pickles?

 

[DankSmoker]

You simple fool, the contrast of the hot meat and cold cheese is just too complicated for your dumb mouth

Nah, that's retarded. Cheese doesn't taste better when cold. You already got cold ingredients when you dress your burger. This is just some autistic habit that you picked up.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nah, that's retarded. Cheese doesn't taste better when cold. You already got cold ingredients when you dress your burger. This is just some autistic habit that you picked up.

Depends on what kind of burger you're having, I don't always put other ingredients, sometimes I like a simple cheeseburger.

 

[DankSmoker]

I like a simple cheeseburger

AUTISM

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

A burger needs no cheese,but if you feel otherwise just slip your dick in the bun and he will be none the wiser.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

AUTISM

I prefer the term retardation.

 

[Robert Cummings]

You simple fool, the contrast of the hot meat and cold cheese is just too complicated for your dumb mouth

I just tried it and it was awful.

 

[DankSmoker]

I prefer the term retardation.

I'll start calling you neurodivergent if you keep up this nonsense.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't like my food to touch so I eat the bun, meat, and cheese separate. Then I drink the catsup.

 

[Robert Cummings]

I don't like my food to touch so I eat the bun, meat, and cheese separate. Then I drink the catsup.

You drink the cat's what?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You drink the cat's what?

How do you spell it?

Kedjump?
Kedgep?
Cetzp?

 

[Robert Cummings]

How do you spell it?

Kedjump?
Kedgep?
Cetzp?

Cat's cum

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I just tried it and it was awful.

You just didn't do it right, you don't know how to cook, sooo embarrassing...

I'll start calling you neurodivergent if you keep up this nonsense.

May as well cut out the middle man and call me a Redditor, you bastard!

 

[Robert Cummings]

You just didn't do it right, you don't know how to cook, sooo embarrassing...

No, I made my wife make it for me. She doesn't know how to cook.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No, I made my wife make it for me. She doesn't know how to cook.

So why are you here instead of beating and berating her properly? It's still your fault in the end for not doing so.