💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Particle Bored]

Ha. https://hailuoai.video/ is neat.

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Spoiler: Prompt

" A very skinny white man with thinning dark hair and a dark goatee is on a legal office. He is wearing shorts and a dirty white tank top shirt. He walks up to a table with a pile of white powdered sugar on it. He slams his face down onto the pile of white powdered sugar. He lifts his head up and his eyes are very wide and he inhales sharply. He shakes his head and throws his head back and yells."

Pretty basic. I'm sure some of you wordsmiths could do better.

 

[AnOminous]

I do think that the Apeshit defense is the only thing Barnes and Nick can do. An actual defense motion would require the brain capacity to process the evidence.

Remember, this case hasn't even entered the evidence part. Up until now, everyone has been arguing about what's on paper. The motion for a Franks hearing was the first attempt to argue actual evidence. It was denied. Even just on paper, Nick failed to argue that there is even any reason to look at evidence yet.

Evidence is for trial. Nick has to go to trial to argue evidence.

Nick does not want to face evidence because look at what the evidence is. The evidence fucks him in the ass and his loss is inevitable if it gets to evidence.

But Chewbacca lived at one time on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

This is current year, dude. That's some racist shit you just said. So Chewbacca can't live on Endor? Why? Is he the wrong race? Is he the wrong color? Are you saying property values went down when Chewbacca went in?

I think we need to look into your character and ethics because maybe you don't deserve a license to practice law, you RACIST!

 

[House Cat]

This link doesn't seem to go to the right place, but informative otherwise. Here are some archive links for the other ones:

Sorry about that! Here is the corrected link --- I'm throwing in the URL here just in case:
https://www.reddit.com/r/KnowledgeFight/comments/xrevae/bobby_barnes_is_a_bad_attorney/

EDIT:

April found the need to reply, then CLARIFY said reply to a troll comment about cheating on Nick under her thirst trap IG post.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

She still has aspirations to be Kayla's replacement, come felony or high water.

So now do we have to tell her, too, to just shut the fuck up? The fact that she would even respond to this and even mention Nick's name with all that's going on . . . DUMB. FUCKING. CUNT.
Also . . . I'm going as a Summer's Eve Main House Pussy this Halloween

 

[Telvanni]

Do.....do you realize what you just admitted..?

 

[AnOminous]

Do.....do you realize what you just admitted..?

So this evil cunt just admitted she's fucking Nick and Nick's so-called wife, the mother of his children, is a cuckquean.

Congratulations April, you fucking foul whore! Kill yourself now, do yourself a solid.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

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Do.....do you realize what you just admitted..?

If Blondie is this dumb and deluded on social media where you can quickly undo a faux pas like this with a comment delete or block, now I understand why Nick is going above and beyond pampering her with shitty tattoos, clothes and a house to hopefully prevent her loose lips (both upper and lower ones) from sinking his ships.

EDIT: Now I wanna see her bodycam bean-spilling session to the cops of the whole shebang more than Nick's arrest footage

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Remember, this case hasn't even entered the evidence part. Up until now, everyone has been arguing about what's on paper. The motion for a Franks hearing was the first attempt to argue actual evidence. It was denied. Even just on paper, Nick failed to argue that there is even any reason to look at evidence yet.

Evidence is for trial. Nick has to go to trial to argue evidence.

Nick does not want to face evidence because look at what the evidence is. The evidence fucks him in the ass and his loss is inevitable if it gets to evidence.

Part of me wonders if Nick is too psychologically frail to have even watched the bodycams at this point. Showing those in trial would lead to him sperging out on a biblical scale.

 

[TherapyMan]

So this evil cunt just admitted she's fucking Nick and Nick's so-called wife, the mother of his children, is a cuckquean.

When read between the lines, it's even worse than that. April clearly positioning herself as "better" than Qayla by the remark that Nick "deserves" someone who would not cheat on him. April's plot to depose Qayla as Nick's main slave whore seems to be in full effect.

 

[Desktop User2]

When read between the lines, it's even worse than that. April clearly positioning herself as "better" than Qayla by the remark that Nick "deserves" someone who would not cheat on him. April's plot to depose Qayla as Nick's main slave whore seems to be in full effect.

I hate to repeat myself but Qayla is the stupidest bitch in the universe. She is an embarrassment for all women, how much humiliation can one endure?

 

[Bepis]

When read between the lines, it's even worse than that. April clearly positioning herself as "better" than Qayla by the remark that Nick "deserves" someone who would not cheat on him. April's plot to depose Qayla as Nick's main slave whore seems to be in full effect.

Nick really needs another punch in the face from his oldest for so openly humiliating the mother of his children with this crackwhore.

 

[AnOminous]

Part of me wonders if Nick is too psychologically frail to have even watched the bodycams at this point. Showing those in trial would lead to him sperging out on a biblical scale.

He's literally mentally diseased. He is still denying he said Montagraph sucks the dicks of little boys. He claims he just said "probably" even though he's on video outright saying it. He's insane.

I think he will be shocked to see the video of him saying this because he's based his defense on him not saying it, even though he did on video.

He's so retarded and so blackout drunk all the time he probably doesn't even remember he actually said all the things and did all the things that have him facing huge civil liability and massive prison time.

 

[macrodegenerate]

What's worse is Endor is a gas giant. That's the forest moon of Endor.

You're proving the point. OJ did it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

When read between the lines, it's even worse than that. April clearly positioning herself as "better" than Qayla by the remark that Nick "deserves" someone who would not cheat on him. April's plot to depose Qayla as Nick's main slave whore seems to be in full effect.

April WOULD NEVER cheat on Nick.

Can Kayla say the same?

I don't even think she can say that she's never cheated on Nick while he was in the same room as her!

Part of me wonders if Nick is too psychologically frail to have even watched the bodycams at this point. Showing those in trial would lead to him sperging out on a biblical scale.

What's worse?

Sitting there and watching the footage be displayed at trial or pleading out beforehand and having to admit that he did what he was accused of and the cope about how this person lied and that person lied and do that nobody can know what could be found in their home was all bullshit to trick his stupid audience?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

April WOULD NEVER cheat on Nick.

It's not cheating if Nick is sitting in a chair nearby watching.

 

[Strix454]

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So the first response was written by April and the second response was written by Nick.

It sure sounds like Nick. April doesn't have the brains for hypotheticals ("So if it were..."). Nick "deserves better" also really sounds like typical Nick stroking himself off.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So the first response was written by April and the second response was written by Nick.

It sure sounds like Nick. April doesn't have the brains for hypotheticals ("So if it were..."). Nick "deserves better" also really sounds like typical Nick stroking himself off.

That was the first thing I thought of too. That's why I wondered what the time gap was between the two messages.

It doesn't sound similar to his writing style, but it sounds like something he would order her to post after seeing what she had said.

Any idea how long elapsed between the two replies?

 

[AnOminous]

I don't even think she can say that she's never cheated on Nick while he was in the same room as her!

It's not cheating if the cuck is jerking off in the corner while the bull rails her.

It's disgusting, degenerate, and pathetic, but it isn't cheating per se, since the cuck (Nick) is okay with it and even getting off to being a cuck.

Imagine being a cuck and thinking it's okay to be a cuck instead of realizing you're pathetic and disgusting.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

So the first response was written by April and the second response was written by Nick.

If Nick did have any sort of input for the 2nd reply, this is the development of Nick's victim narrative/ divorce exit strategy of:

'My unfaithful wife was having a lurid affair with April's abusive husband Aaron, and in good faith I couldn't tolerate this infidelity by Kayla AND poor April being left in the lurch by that deviant Aaron, so I took her in, gave her shelter and hope. Both April and I deserve better.'

 

[Desktop User2]

If Nick did have any sort of input for the 2nd reply, this is the development of Nick's victim narrative/ divorce exit strategy of:

'My unfaithful wife was having a lurid affair with April's abusive husband Aaron, and in good faith I couldn't tolerate this infidelity by Kayla AND poor April being left in the lurch by that deviant Aaron, so I took her in, gave her shelter and hope.'

I think people are just reading way too much into it. The first post was incredibly stupid and the second was an stupider attempt on fixing it. It would be funny if Nick was that much vain to add his part but it does read like she is scrambling to fix her mistake - without realizing she could just delete the first response - and sucking her nose sugar daddy in the meantime.

 

[thebigdream]

He's so retarded and so blackout drunk all the time he probably doesn't even remember he actually said all the things and did all the things that have him facing huge civil liability and massive prison time.

I also wonder if he avoids rewatching his streams to prevent narcissistic injury, relying on his charitable memory (or lack thereof) of events.