💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[SaidNoOneEver]

I do think that the Apeshit defense is the only thing Barnes and Nick can do. An actual defense motion would require the brain capacity to process the evidence.

 

[not william stenchever]

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This but with more shit all over the place than the Ganges river.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This but with more shit all over the place than the Ganges river.

"Ladies and Gentleman of this supposed jury, this is a Balldo....."

 

[Vibralldo]

You see, if you weren't genuinely in a relationship with him, you could've said, "We aren't in a relationship, what the fuck are you saying?"

You know, like a normal person. Like someone who hadn't already said that Nick deserves you and not Kayla because you believe you're better than Kayla. Except April is that person, and I don't know how Kayla's family haven't collectively decided to run her stupid fucking face out of Minnesota for being a part in destroying their family.

And the "I'm not into cheating"...is also funny and weird, because didn't she cheat on her boyfriend before she started dating (and then married) Aaron?

"He deserves better than someone who cheats on him" feels kinda pointed to Kayla to anyone else?

 

[New Lady Crackets]

I'm sure it was discussed before but is it true that we're getting Balldo's bodycam footage if he pleads guilty or is found guilty in trial?

Was this confirmed by anyone who knows about the Minnesota law or it's just a figment of PPP's imagination?

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm sure it was discussed before but is it true that we're getting Balldo's bodycam footage if he pleads guilty or is found guilty in trial?

When the Krooked Kiwi Kops that have infiltrated the Kandiyohi county police department figure out how to turn on the computer with the evidence on it, it won't matter.

 

[New Lady Crackets]

When the Krooked Kiwi Kops that have infiltrated the Kandiyohi county police department figure out how to turn on the computer with the evidence on it, it won't matter.

If only Judge Fischer forgets the key to the evidence room on the door.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

I think her next goal will be becoming the bride of barbie dream mansion.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

This is true.
They do get bigger when you’re pregnant though.

Can’t get pregnant if you skip the middle man and insert the balls directly. Checkmate Atheists.

 

[LiquidKid]

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Now for some autism.
This South Park episode always made my blood boil, Chewbacca lives on Kassheek, not Endor, this was proven before Endor or Ewoks were even part of the Star Wars canon.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Now for some autism.
This South Park episode always made my blood boil, Chewbacca lives on Kassheek, not Endor, this was proven before Endor or Ewoks were even part of the Star Wars canon.

Kashyyyk​

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Am I the only one who likes Rekieta being AWOL?

He was essentially feeding the interest by doing his unique legal take streams and arguments. Now that he doesn't, he is kind of a nothingness. Isn't that what he really is?

Kinda amazing. At one point he was heading for Shapiro or Crowder levels, but Ralph/Aaron levels await him.

 

[not william stenchever]

We should have had Wookies tearing the arms of stormtroopers in the third movie but George wanted to sell some teddy bears.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Am I the only one who likes Rekieta being AWOL?

Well when he goes AWOL, that's when we start chit-chatting about butter dishes, pre-bagged boiled eggs, EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090Ti's from eBay scalpers, Xbox mini fridges, tripods, etc.

 

[Desktop User2]

I'm sure it was discussed before but is it true that we're getting Balldo's bodycam footage if he pleads guilty

I dont know why they would release it if he accepts a deal. They seem pretty anal about releasing footage and it will not be a matter of public interest anymore.

 

[not william stenchever]

Well when he goes AWOL, that's when we start chit-chatting about butter dishes, pre-bagged boiled eggs, EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090Ti's from eBay scalpers, Xbox mini fridges, tripods, etc.

And now Wookies and Ewoks and their respective forest planets.

 

[Sharpeteer]

And now Wookies and Ewoks and their respective forest planets.

But what about the droid attack on the Wookies?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

April found the need to reply, then CLARIFY said reply to a troll comment about cheating on Nick under her thirst trap IG post.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

She still has aspirations to be Kayla's replacement, come felony or high water.

I found out about this post because Aaron responded to it on his show today:

Any idea how long elapsed between the two replies?

 

[RotPockets]

What could he mean by this?

 

[Copper Dingus]

Now for some autism.
This South Park episode always made my blood boil, Chewbacca lives on Kassheek, not Endor, this was proven before Endor or Ewoks were even part of the Star Wars canon.

What's worse is Endor is a gas giant. That's the forest moon of Endor.

 

[Strix454]

And now Wookies and Ewoks and their respective forest planets.

But Chewbacca lived at one time on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

And so they have to remember, when they are in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit!

Victory is in the bank for Nick and the Barneswalker.