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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Ralph just fervently wishes he could be Jim's fat greasy slut, so much so that he openly daydreams of it on the killshow.

Just thinking about all those pills, piss catheters, and diapers are getting him riled up!

:diddler: Gawd ah wish dat wuz me!
 
Real men figure out when the time for hair is over. Either accept your thinning hair like Rush Limbaugh or shave it all off, Ralph.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must brush my beautiful fill head of hair.
 
Real men figure out when the time for hair is over. Either accept your thinning hair like Rush Limbaugh or shave it all off, Ralph.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must brush my beautiful fill head of hair.
Bald Nigger Cope And I cry every time :sigh:
He's also too much of a midget to pull off the skullet. Only a legit big man can pull that look off.

Tough times for Ralph's hair situation
The only person with a skullet I know that I enjoy is David Townsend.
 
When Jim dies Ralph will do a celebration stream where he pops champagne and gunt shuffles to shitty rap songs from the 90s then he'll shut off the stream and weep uncontrollably until he passes out.
 
an hour and a half of radio silence from the gunt, nothing on his twitter either since the bad weather has aborted him. Did he take an emergency anger nap? is his phone dead as well? how long will this power outage last? Lets take a look at the forecast to see how long god might be felting the killstream:
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Well at least now maybe he can find some time to pickup Sandra? Suffah Pig! :lit:
Ralph broke his silence with a tweet confirming guests for election night:
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>Dick Masterson (possible) :story:
I mean fuck Ralph, isn't anything technically possible? What other "possible" guests can we expect to be on the illustrious killstream?
Donald Trump (possible)
Jim Metokur (possible)
Null (possible)
Torswats (possible)
Nicholas J. Fuentes (possible)
Pantsu Party (possible) Nope, can't even joke about this one, you will never grope her "nigger ass" ever again rape pig! :lit:
 
Ralph broke his silence with a tweet confirming guests for election night:
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link / archive
>Dick Masterson (possible) :story:
I mean fuck Ralph, isn't anything technically possible? What other "possible" guests can we expect to be on the illustrious killstream?
Donald Trump (possible)
Jim Metokur (possible)
Null (possible)
Torswats (possible)
Nicholas J. Fuentes (possible)
Pantsu Party (possible) Nope, can't even joke about this one, you will never grope her "nigger ass" ever again rape pig! :lit:
Who the fuck is even gonna watch Ralph on election night? There's so many channels that will provide actual commentary. Plus, if I remember right, election night 2020 had Ralph end the stream suddenly early cause he realized that he was drunk and pilled up, and that was at a time that Ralph was ending streams early when he was getting too fucked up on drugs.

Yeah, I think that's what happened cause I remember joining the farms after the Boogie vs Frank Hassle shit and Ralph did the same thing during that stream and made me realize that it was gonna be more fun being an aylawg.
 
Colonel Kurtz was a woman on Twitter Ralph harassed for over a week, because she assumed he seemed like he was on heroin during the Rekieta interview. Ralph said things like "I wouldn't fuck her with my dead daddy dick" among other depraved insults.

Now he calls her a friend apropos of nothing, other than he wants one. Most of the Election guests Ralphs calls his "friends", but he doesn't seem to have private conversations with these people. They always awkwardly catch up on stream. Every single social interaction he has Ralph is monitored. Imagine having to schedule a month in advance to talk to your best friend, that's what Ralph has to do.
 
Imagine having to schedule a month in advance to talk to your best friend, that's what Ralph has to do.
Dick Masterson: The best friend of Ethan Ralph who is notorious for being forefront and honest to Ralph about hanging out with him - and totally not making up excuses about broken limbs to avoid having to be next to the quadro titty rage piggy
 
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