💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

April got a pittance from the Aaron divorce. Her barren womb worked against her.

Also, having a closer look at her latest thirst trap Instagram pics, she's definitely still at the 2nd house (see the reflection in her shades matches the white door(s) for the house link on Zillow).

Also, is she doing calligraphy lessons in her free time? She made her chest A's look like D's

The lip biting is so fucking cringe. She is pushing those A cups together with all her might. This girl is a second away from 30, can she not act her age?

Also, uh oh, her nose is looking a bit lopsided…

Within the last day, we see some new items have been added to her tattoo wish list: basic bitch phoenix, basic bitch lion, and a forest full of basic bitch trees.

Looks like Nick is pussywhipped and granted April’s wish for a basic bitch tree. Not a very nice one, though. Money must be tight.

 

[Captain Manning]

November 26th: Settlement conference in criminal case.

November 27th: Hearing in Monty case.

November 28th: Thanksgiving.

Something tells me he's not gonna have a whole lot to be thankful for this year.

Oh well, he only eats a single Dorito per day anyways. On Thanksgiving, he can have a feast of two.

 

[AnOminous]

For whatever reason, Nick changed the address to his parent's home. I am guessing that it has to do with the fact that he may be living under supervision of his parents either at the behest of CPS, as part of rehab treatment, or his parents have threatened to pull the purse strings if he doesn't straighten up.

Imagine how hard he must be seething about that if true. He bitterly resented being under his parents' thumbs for all his life, because he was too weak and failed a man to live independently. Within a year of getting some money for the first time in his life, he tarded out and went full lolcow, blowing all his money and ability to make more by turning his life into a 24/7 cucking and cocaine orgy.

Now he's back where he started but with a giant cocaine monkey on his back and a Balldo on his nards.

Technically we have the bill of rights, but in practical terms, if a cop says he “smells weed” or thought you looked “nervous and under the influence”, good luck arguing against that in court.

In a number of states (California and Illinois come to mind) the courts have ruled that just claiming to smell weed (by itself) isn't probable cause even to search a car.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

The address is something new. The previous notice of hearing for the omnibus used his Spicer address.

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For whatever reason, Nick changed the address to his parent's home. I am guessing that it has to do with the fact that he may be living under supervision of his parents either at the behest of CPS, as part of rehab treatment, or his parents have threatened to pull the purse strings if he doesn't straighten up.

strikes me as fairly decent evidence that he will plea. his parents might not tolerate the thought of taking this to trial.

 

[newuser131]

Looks like Nick is pussywhipped and granted April’s wish for a basic bitch tree. Not a very nice one, though. Money must be tight.

did rekieta pay for april's breast implants? we seen her in a bikini. she wasn't this buxom before.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

0:05

 

[ChromaQuack]

did rekieta pay for april's breast implants? we seen her in a bikini. she wasn't this buxom before.

Gravity is a thing, just like there are fat girl angles and positions there are 'no tits' angles and positions.

She might also have gained a tiny bit of weight by eating the rest of the Rackets daily dorito bag and drinking enough shitty liquor to disinfect an hospital ward 5 times over.

 

[Gorton Colu]

There is something that just depresses me about April. She seems so low IQ and full of self esteem issues. Pathetic in a pitiable way. Reminds me of Anisa Jomha if Anisa wasn't a BPD narcissist.

 

[anliteralidiot]

My husband watched all of the latest Sean stream, after he heard me listening to it. Now he's laughing at Rekeita with me, and he understands why I'm muttering, "wudduhmark" under my breath. Thanks, Nick.

 

[Anticipointment]

even enjoying the Balldo within two weeks of each other.

Wait…what?!

 

[Not Who You Think]

That's possibly true, but it would still make him functionally bisexual, wouldn't it?

My main point is I don't think he's gay as defined as "men only."

Correct, Nick isn't "men only" gay.

Unfortunately, Nick doesn't fall into just one category and while bisexual would encompass male and female relations in general it doesn't account for preferences like cuckoldry, interracial sex, or... age. These aren't passing preferences either.

For example, both he and Drexel are drawn to much younger females with very limited resources and experience because they think like a sexual predator it is a big part of how they view "healthy" relationships between men and women. Nick's degeneracy is based on his principles of all things, which is why he thought Hedonism II would unironically help his marriage.

Nick derives pleasure (sexual and otherwise) from crossing boundaries and so his interests naturally broaden in pursuit of new highs and experiences. This makes Nick the ideal consumer for the porn industry and all it has to offer.

To put it another way, (partially) due to his porn consumption Nick has come to define himself not by his sexuality but by sexuality in general.

This is what informs Nick's "comedy" and even his broken relationship with his wife, the irony being that Nick has so many obstacles to actually sexually performing.

Consequently, calling Nick a simple degenerate or pervert suits him fine and is probably less misleading than anything else at this point. Nick has way too many perverse interests to limit him to just one.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Whole lotta words to say nick's a fucking faggot

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Correct, Nick isn't "men only" gay.

Unfortunately, Nick doesn't fall into just one category and while bisexual would encompass male and female relations in general it doesn't account for preferences like cuckoldry, interracial sex, or... age. These aren't passing preferences either.

For example, both he and Drexel are drawn to much younger females with very limited resources and experience because they think like a sexual predator it is a big part of how they view "healthy" relationships between men and women. Nick's degeneracy is based on his principles of all things, which is why he thought Hedonism II would unironically help his marriage.

Nick derives pleasure (sexual and otherwise) from crossing boundaries and so his interests naturally broaden in pursuit of new highs and experiences. This makes Nick the ideal consumer for the porn industry and all it has to offer.

To put it another way, (partially) due to his porn consumption Nick has come to define himself not by his sexuality but by sexuality in general.

This is what informs Nick's "comedy" and even his broken relationship with his wife, the irony being that Nick has so many obstacles to actually sexually performing.

Consequently, calling Nick a simple degenerate or pervert suits him fine and is probably less misleading than anything else at this point. Nick has way too many perverse interests to limit him to just one.

 

[RotPockets]

There is something that just depresses me about April. She seems so low IQ and full of self esteem issues. Pathetic in a pitiable way. Reminds me of Anisa Jomha if Anisa wasn't a BPD narcissist.

Anisa is dumb enough to be a disaster while April is smart enough to be a scumbag. Not sure who is ultimately the greater threat to life ruination but April seems capable of the more dangerous intent. A revenge by Anisa is limited by her capabilities.

 

[Maraschino]

November 26th: Settlement conference in criminal case.

November 27th: Hearing in Monty case.

November 28th: Thanksgiving.

Something tells me he's not gonna have a whole lot to be thankful for this year.

Oh well, he only eats a single Dorito per day anyways. On Thanksgiving, he can have a feast of two.

The events of that week of Kinovember will result in something that causes Nick to win LOTY 2024 by a landslide, similar to 2023's Mandy drop. I can feel it deep within my balls, away from Fapcop.

When Nick does win, can he be removed from the ballot in 2025 and instead have his own category where we vote for whatever stupid shit he does? He's said and done so many stupid things I think he could warrant it, and maybe Bossmanjack could win something for once.

Also Nick's fat.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Anisa is dumb enough to be a disaster while April is smart enough to be a scumbag. Not sure who is ultimately the greater threat to life ruination but April seems capable of the more dangerous intent. A revenge by Anisa is limited by her capabilities.

True, as a bow hunter, April has demonstrated that she could kill a man, but Anisa has already devoured a man's soul and keeps Ian's zombie corpse shambling around.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Wait…what?!

Kayla was first Balldoed on November 8th 2022. It was revealed during the Election Night Post Stream.

Nick received the Balldo from someone he called Tiff. It was put to rigorous use that day, which meant Nick was now going to do a review. Kayla had even discussed it in the LOCALS chat already, meaning Nick was able to talk about it more freely.

1:28

After giving the Balldo a five-star review, Kayla mentioned Rachel telling her about her Balldo experience that day on November 22nd 2022.

0:38

This places them 14 days apart (at most).

Whole lotta words to say nick's a fucking faggot

If that's as far as you want to take it then go ahead... but Nick is also a cuck and a coomer who goes to Jamaican swinger resorts and has an interest in animated underage rape and pornstars larping as underage trollops.

Nick is quite far gone. Hence all the words (and 6500+ page thread).

 

[RotPockets]

If that's as far as you want to take it then go ahead... but Nick is also a cuck and a coomer who goes to Jamaican swinger resorts and has an interest in animated underage rape and pornstars larping as underage trollops.

Nick is quite far gone. Hence all the words (and 6500+ page thread).

Nick is the definition of a libertine.

A libertine is a person questioning and challenging most moral principles, such as responsibility or sexual restraints, and will often declare these traits as unnecessary or undesirable. A libertine is especially someone who ignores or even spurns accepted morals and forms of behaviour observed by the larger society.[1][2] The values and practices of libertines are known collectively as libertinism or libertinage and are described as an extreme form of hedonism.[3] Libertines put value on physical pleasures, meaning those experienced through the senses. As a philosophy, libertinism gained new-found adherents in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries, particularly in France and Great Britain. Notable among these were John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, and the Marquis de Sade.

During the 18th and 19th centuries, the term became more associated with debauchery.[7]Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand wrote that Joseph Bonaparte "sought only life's pleasures and easy access to libertinism" while on the throne of Naples.

It’s only fitting the Libertarian Nick Rekieta was reborn as Lord Balldo the Libertine at Hedonism II.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

I am very mad at this thread for putting the foul and vile image of baldos lips encasing the penis of Aaron the image is NASTY

 

[Watching Rekieta]

True, as a bow hunter, April has demonstrated that she could kill a man, but Anisa has already devoured a man's soul and keeps Ian's zombie corpse shambling around.

I don't think April has actually demonstrated it. So far, the biggest threat she's demonstrated is crocodile tears of "he abused me. I'm a survivor and a victim." I think that's a common theme after her relationships end. Aaron talks shit about his exes too but they end in restraining orders. I'd like to see who would end up with the restraining order if April put an arrow through Aaron's leg. I think Aaron could talk the judge into giving him jail time.

I am very mad at this thread for putting the foul and vile image of baldos lips encasing the penis of Aaron the image is NASTY

Better than the rim job that is more likely.