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- 11 Kwi 2023
This is actually the correct probability, thank you. I suck at Bayes, but barring values, my sketch still points at the correct outcome. https://ucanalytics.com/blogs/bayes-theorem-monty-hall-problem/
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.
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- 8 Gru 2019
Nick’s seething because the judge just doesn’t understand his 5 million IQ legal advice.
Agent of Misinformation
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- 25 Gru 2023
POV: You're 2019 Nick Rekieta having a quick conversation with a strange time traveler:
THE OMNIFELTING IS REAL. BRUTALLY FELTED BY SIXTEEN AUTISTIC COURT REPORTERS. THE GUNT WITH LIVER FAILURE KICKING HIM IN THE BALLDO, DAILY. NICK IS FOREVER IN DENIAL.
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears
Resident white trash tattoo + vag wash expert
True & Honest Fan
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- Dołączono
- 23 Paź 2021
Small April Pinterest update.
Nick is running out of options, and he may be resorting to promises of future tattoos to keep April happy.
Within the last day, we see some new items have been added to her tattoo wish list: basic bitch phoenix, basic bitch lion, and a forest full of basic bitch trees.
Nick is running out of options, and he may be resorting to promises of future tattoos to keep April happy.
Within the last day, we see some new items have been added to her tattoo wish list: basic bitch phoenix, basic bitch lion, and a forest full of basic bitch trees.
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- 15 Paź 2018
Still standing by Nick being depressed right now, and this ruling is not going to help. Balldo on suicide watch??
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- 10 Lip 2017
I think the big thing that may see him possibly face jail time, depending on how deeply they investigate, is the 9 year old testing incredibly positive for cocaine metabolites. That’s the thing that crosses over from routine drug possession charges to WTF!?!? Territory. And it is possible and even likely that no formal reports about that have been turned over to the DA for action, yet. This doesn’t mean the DA does not know about that test. But that investigation is CPS’s. And they move slower. They may not find enough evidence to recommend charges, which is itself horrifying. But if CPS sends over a formal report on that, Nick is completely fucked.
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- 13 Lip 2017
God bless Claire (@chudbere) for starting that meme. It never gets old. I don't think I can, in good conscience, change my avatar until this is all over.
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- 5 Wrz 2019
Rule for life: Don’t befriend, date, or otherwise involve yourself with women who have tattoo wish lists — unless you have a fetish for gutter trash.
Barbudo
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- 23 Wrz 2024
Nick, you done goofed.
But really, I know you are just waiting for your first sip of whiskey above all else. Things aren’t guaranteed to get better if you stop drinking but they will get worse if you think you are stronger than your addiction.
Of course this will be like water off a seal’s back to you but just remember that the KiwiFags
were right before.
But really, I know you are just waiting for your first sip of whiskey above all else. Things aren’t guaranteed to get better if you stop drinking but they will get worse if you think you are stronger than your addiction.
Of course this will be like water off a seal’s back to you but just remember that the KiwiFags
were right before.
thebigdream
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- 12 Sty 2023
Tree tattoos are so epic. People would come up to you all day saying things like "damn, that's a tree!" and you'd be all like "haha yeah it sure is." So cool. April should definitely get one.
Friendly Potato
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- 3 Maj 2023
People who get tattoos are low-intelligence human garbage. Only the most dim-witted and uncultured among us would ever voluntarily deface our bodies with permanent ink. Tattoos scream "I'm an unrefined simpleton with no taste or class!" They are the calling card of the lowlife, the deadbeat, the white trash.
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- 10 Lip 2017
If he starts running out of hot water he can always bring the toaster in the shower to warm it up.
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- 28 Gru 2014
All three of them should get Queen of Spades tattoos. Especially Nick, for obvious reasons.
A_right_horrorshow
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- 26 Lis 2018
Through his own pride, arrogance, hubris and ego he really has painted himself into a corner.
Take the plea which means acknowledging his own guilt,
Sure, he can try and spin it that plenty of innocent people take guilty pleas all the time because the mean and nasty state will hammer them into submission if they don't, but that would engage his childlike self diagnosed ODD as he's physically incapable of ever entertaining the idea that he's in the wrong.
Or Option B. Try and grift off this so his winemom fans fund a futile and monumentally embarrassing public trial so he doesn't lose a personal penny mounting a losing defence against the indefensible.
His whole implied "The cops must have planted ALL that cocaine in my house and child's hair follicles" argument,
The bodycam footage he's desperately tried to hide for months,
The "holier than thou Christian co-op teaching family man" image that was a cover so he and his desperately unhappy wife could engage in extramarital drug fulled sex games with an empty headed disposable fuck-puppet that isn't so disposable now because they've both got to keep her onside because the second she realises she's bound for the streets, she'll reveal all on various Alog channels.
Only to be found guilty at the end of it all and still have to take that L he's so desperately trying to avoid
All of that will be live on YouTube and picked apart until the end of time.
Cop a plea like a bitch and take the L.
Fight it out publicly, prolonging the embarrassment for your family for years to come, inevitably being found guilty and take the L.
There's no way this ends the way Nick wants where he comes out not looking like the complete sack of shite he is.
Arrogance. Hubris. Ego. Pride.
The four Horsemen of the Lolcow apocalypse.
Take the plea which means acknowledging his own guilt,
Sure, he can try and spin it that plenty of innocent people take guilty pleas all the time because the mean and nasty state will hammer them into submission if they don't, but that would engage his childlike self diagnosed ODD as he's physically incapable of ever entertaining the idea that he's in the wrong.
Or Option B. Try and grift off this so his winemom fans fund a futile and monumentally embarrassing public trial so he doesn't lose a personal penny mounting a losing defence against the indefensible.
His whole implied "The cops must have planted ALL that cocaine in my house and child's hair follicles" argument,
The bodycam footage he's desperately tried to hide for months,
The "holier than thou Christian co-op teaching family man" image that was a cover so he and his desperately unhappy wife could engage in extramarital drug fulled sex games with an empty headed disposable fuck-puppet that isn't so disposable now because they've both got to keep her onside because the second she realises she's bound for the streets, she'll reveal all on various Alog channels.
Only to be found guilty at the end of it all and still have to take that L he's so desperately trying to avoid
All of that will be live on YouTube and picked apart until the end of time.
Cop a plea like a bitch and take the L.
Fight it out publicly, prolonging the embarrassment for your family for years to come, inevitably being found guilty and take the L.
There's no way this ends the way Nick wants where he comes out not looking like the complete sack of shite he is.
Arrogance. Hubris. Ego. Pride.
The four Horsemen of the Lolcow apocalypse.
- Dołączono
- 10 Lip 2017
He would have been infinitely better. Pro-tip. Your best option when facing local charges for shit like drugs, dui, petty theft, etc, is almost always going to be the local lawyers who actually routinely practice in the county and in front of the Judges you will actually be dealing with. A lawyer who knows the lay of the land. And has personal experience and connections with everyone involved.
what you don’t want is some dip wad from across the state who can’t find your county in Google maps. and you certainly don’t want anybody grandstanding on the interwebz about “muh constitutional rights!“ Trial Judges will largely view novel arguments or theories of law as something the appeals court can have fun with after you’re convicted.
Nick is presenting a rather remarkable case study in things not to do, should the police arrest you for 26 grams of cocaine in your sordid sex nest.
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- 1 Lip 2017
11 PM in Spicer and still no stream. Sounds like Non-Practicing Nick is cuddling his balldo so the big bad Kiwis don't get to laugh at him. Come on, Nick, prove us wrong! Show us you're a real man and Lawsplain why Judge Wentzell is a retard who knows nothing except for his penis liquor.
I always knew this thread was Nick's real daddy. That's why he got so upset when told to PULL. UP. He's a sad faggot who needs validation from a bunch of anonymous shitposters on a New Zealand fruit forum.
He just got fucked himself. Barnes sent him the Barneswalker and hyped him up as the man who'd take down the big bad gubmint conspiracy. Barneswalker didn't even try and challenge the probable cause. He was so deadset on a Franks hearing that he didn't even do basic shit in his filing. Cuckboi here finally got his own Ty Beard!
- Dołączono
- 14 Sty 2018
Balldo got omnifelted three times.
It looks like you have to move in with your parents Balldo if you are still going to appeal this. Or still have a house to live in if you just take the plead.
But knowing Balldo
Pride before the fall.
It looks like you have to move in with your parents Balldo if you are still going to appeal this. Or still have a house to live in if you just take the plead.
But knowing Balldo
Pride before the fall.
- Dołączono
- 28 Gru 2014
He'll have to give an allocution of guilt under oath as to the fact that establish guilt. So if he later claims he lied under oath, he'd be admitting to perjury.
The problem is Nick wants to make utterly retarded arguments that would wreck your reputation, so he has to import some dingbat to do it.
It's not that what he's doing (trying to get evidence thrown out) is itself retarded. You'd almost automatically do that if you weren't just going to give up and take the first plea offer. It's that he went about it in a really faggy way.
He did put it in the filing, in the most half-assed and cursory way imaginable, then abandoned it at the actual hearing.
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- 1 Lut 2020
No because I'm good at picking marbles. I'm not chump.
Barnes had an excuse. He was butthurt after getting kicked to the curb. Cracky was just being a (now non-practicing) lawtuber and lumped himself in to avoid debating his own opinion. Barnes has never been wrong!
A_right_horrorshow
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- 26 Lis 2018
Yeah but this is smartest person in any room, nonpracticing Lawpope of the Interwebs Nicolas Rekeita. He'll have some fiendishly well thought out lawyer doublespeak where he can scoff and say "Huh huh(!) Yeah of course I plead guilty because no innocent person has ever had to plead guilty, isn't that funny guys? How weird would it be if I plead guilty because the other option would have allowed all those kiwipedos footage of my kids if I didn't"
*Smug chomping of Doritos