💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[spacko]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6QbzBW6uy2M
thread soundclip of the day

quake 3 edition

 

[Potatoherder]

Sean just outed Nick for shower texts. Seems Nick was trying to hold over the fact Sean went to Nick when Monty threatened Sean over the claims about Monty's film. I assume it's heated if he did that. Around 38mins from the start of the stream if i did the math correctly.

 

[AnOminous]

This was a HUGE L for him today. The worst he's experienced yet.

I think he was talking just about the recusal of Fischer and the effects of that. That isn't huge.

Obviously he was totally felted and ass reamed by Wentzell.

 

[Snusmumriken]

First the merge and now the omnibussin’ 2: electric boogaloo. What will the US Justice System destroy next???

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Sean just outed Nick for shower texts. Seems Nick was trying to hold over the fact Sean went to Nick when Monty threatened Sean over the claims about Monty's film. I assume it's heated if he did that. Around 38mins from the start of the stream if i did the math correctly.

I need to know the exact brand and model of Nick's water heater cause its power lifting content.
You know the Meme Copium follow up stream is gonna be extra spicy.

 

[AnOminous]

The entire case against Nick and Kayla hinges on the drugs being in the house and the judge just ruled that the drugs were in the house.
Case closed. They are both not winning because the judge found it to be a fact that the drugs were there.

That's only for the purposes of this motion. Ultimately, Nick has a right to a jury trial on all factual issues.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

No Nick stream tonight. He's already passed out from an afternoon of punching himself in the head in between downing a bottle or two of whiskey.

He's free to prove me wrong but he's probably totally passed out. Hey Nick, please make sure to explain in detail how the Kiwi couch lawyers are wrong again. Where's the story of what really happened, cuckboi?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Feels like this B^U template is highly appropriate today. Anyone wanna take a shot? Maybe paste in the rekieta faces? Which one is more appropriate? The coke face or the struggle seshion face?

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Already did incel prude, enjoy prison.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Do we change the thread title from "non-practicing lawyer" to "disgraced non-practicing lawyer" yet or do we wait until he pleads guilty to the drugs and child-endangerment charges and admits his guilt in open court?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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Already did incel prude, enjoy prison.

Was halfway through this exact edit with these faces, thanks for finishing my vision without me having to do anything.

Finally going through Sean’s stream, the opening is giving me a better high than Nick’s coke ever could.

 

[AnOminous]

Any competent lawyer will advise their client to never take the stand.

That really depends on the case and the defendant. Kyle Rittenhouse took the stand to great effect in a case he likely would otherwise have lost.

Nick taking the stand would be suicide. He'd be impaled.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How much more humiliation can Nick take before the scales tip in favor of suicide? He’s giving Lowtax a run for his money.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How much more humiliation can Nick take before the scales tip in favor of suicide? He’s giving Lowtax a run for his money.

For our sake I'm hoping much, much more.

 

[AnOminous]

I get that it's kind of counterintuitive to think about, but the more you know about the probability underlying it all, the more it checks out.

In this context, Balldo knew that a judge gave a bad outcome, and rolled the bones on a better. The parallel is a little strained, but I imagine someone with a better legal grasp could explain it using Bayesian principles.

You can also get there with a frequentist approach by just outlining every single possible outcome for both approaches and then counting them.

 

[thebigdream]

For our sake I'm hoping much, much more.

He can't kill himself yet, we need the 'Nick goes to LA hopelessly trying to suck Dick's dick' arc, where Ralph comes north to fight him for the vacant Vitophile throne.

 

[Meat Target]

"Nick tried a trick play. It didn't work, and he fumbled the football. Now it's 4th and 35."

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Not sure if it's been brought up but do you think that Nick's original Public Defender (who Nick Lambasted) would have done a better job than the Barnes Recommended Locals Lawyer who put everything on the Franks Hearing and forgot to do a bunch of other important filings?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Goddamn, I've watched plenty of shows and movies that makes me laugh but NOTHING has ever given me this much feeling of DELIGHT and mirth as these peaks in this saga.

The feeling is about as unique as that thrill of going down a roller coaster

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick taking the stand would be suicide. He'd be impaled.

Well, he has been talking about eating a bullet lately...

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

For our sake I'm hoping much, much more.

I really have enjoyed watching his fall from grace. I was skeeved out when he started talking about sex shit but assumed it was my being a femcel chud (or whatever). We all know different now.

I’m going to sit here, keep up with his threads and laugh at every legal feltening he heaps upon himself.

Also, Barnes should go choke on a Balldo for his 100% incorrect take. Feels like the right thing to do.