How can this be...that stupid fucking cop can't even remember his order at Denny's, there is no way he managed to weasel out of Nick's ironclad unsinkable defense....
It is now only a matter of time until April flips. Kayla cannot, as mentioned earlier she is too absent brained/worthless to function outside of a home where she can do literally nothing as a human houseplant, but Ape Hole is still young(ish) and can source drugs from better looking men who aren't bleeding their wealth in unwinnable legal blunders.
Nick, this is probably the second worst day if not the worst day of your life. The pressure is mounting, those damn kids are still a thorn in your side, and now those faggot prude incel Kiwifarm KARENS will be making fun of you. All this stress would break most people, so you need to make sure you take care of yourself. Pour yourself a stiff one, Nick. It'll take the edge off and bring you back to a feeling of relaxation. After all, you need to look after Number 1, right? That ruined body houseplant of a wife won't do it, and that ditzy cucktrophy is too stupid and lazy to clean her own cunt, who else but you can make sure you're operating in a smooth and calculated way? Trust me, after a few licks off the ol' whiskey glass, this whole case will seem like a distant bad dream. Have one, hell have two, on us.