Lolcow Of The Year 2016 (WINNER: Greta Martela) - Knockouts Of Hell Edition (WINNER TAKES THE BELT)

[José Mourinho]

Delays again ugh

Lolcows Staying:

• Trans LifeLine's Greta Martela / Greta Gustav / Kjel Anderson (5)
  
• Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Matthew Hopkins / BenvolaStar / Sam Smith (5)
• Alison Rapp (3)
  
• Sophie Labelle, Creator of "Assigned Male"
• DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell (4)

Lolcows Eliminated:

• Richard "Terra/Fire/Buffalo Bill" Jones / Leslie Eclaire
• Sarah Nyberg/srhbutts/Sarah Butts/Nicholas Nyberg (1)
• idislikecispeople
• Iconoclast/Jonathan M. Sweet
• Timothy "TJ" Church

Lolcows Replacing From the ShortList:

• Vade/Scoutgender/Spiritlore
• the-trans-agenda / rabbiedee
• Bob "MovieBob" Chipman
• Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan Ginger
• Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay

Polls are now reset, and now DSP managed to survive on thin ice most of the time. Get voting!

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Probably late, but what about Cecily Kellogg? After Nick Bate she's the most horrific cow to emerge this year, surely.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Vordrak wrote an incest fanfic about Null and his mom. He has my vote.

 

[José Mourinho]

Meh at this rate get used to delays lol

Lolcows Staying:

• Trans LifeLine's Greta Martela / Greta Gustav / Kjel Anderson (6)
  
• Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Matthew Hopkins / BenvolaStar / Sam Smith (6)
• Alison Rapp (4)
• DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell (5)
• Shmorky/David Kelly/Daisy Kay

Lolcows Eliminated:

• Sophie Labelle, Creator of "Assigned Male" (1)
• Bob "MovieBob" Chipman
• Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan Ginger
• Vade/Scoutgender/Spiritlore
• the-trans-agenda/rabbiedee

Lolcows Replacing From the ShortList:

• StraySheep
• EvaXephon/YandereDev/Alex Mahan
• Kentray "Kent" E Brown
• Stefonknee Wolscht
• Onision

Polls reset, get voting!

Probably late, but what about Cecily Kellogg? After Nick Bate she's the most horrific cow to emerge this year, surely.

Added to Title Defense Challengers.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

I would love it if Greta won and Null showed up at HER place to present the award. Adds a certain symmetry to it.

 

[AnimuNoose]

I would love it if Greta won and Null showed up at HER place to present the award. Adds a certain symmetry to it.

Send Null's mom instead to deliver the award.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Send Null's mom instead to deliver the award.

I do have to say Null's mom is Hella bad ass. Can I be her when I grow up, Santa?

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Julay is gonna be on Day 9. And so is Nora Reed. Who do you think they will vote out?

 

[Keystone]

Julay is gonna be on Day 9. And so is Nora Reed. Who do you think they will vote out?

Just a hunch.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Just a hunch.

I meant of the ones that are most likely going to move on to Day 9, since I am pretty sure Julay and Nora are going to move on to Day 10 and make it far.

My bet's on either DSP or Alison Rapp that Julay and Nora are going to knock out if DSP and Alison make it to the next round.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I had a laptop PSU wipe problem and missed a few days waiting for a replacement to charge my battery but this misfortune has only convinced me even more this battle royal lightning round format is a fantastic development for this tournament!

Kind regards, Creepy Kjel, Pedophile Alison, and my main man Kent get my vote this round on day eight. Those first three have staying power though, they'll hang tough for a good while.

 

[Holdek]

Can we have an honorable mention category for the two cows that killed themselves? LOL

 

[Null]

Can we have an honorable mention catgory for the two cows that killed themselves? LOL

Terryberry is showing up on the polls and Whaite didn't have a thread until post-mortem, which is a forum first. Actually no wait that was Lindsaayyyy.

 

[NG 070]

Right now, it's looking like it's going to be a Trump v. Clinton-esque slugfest between Vordrak and Greta. Early call: Greta looks like she might win this one, but I wouldn't count out Sammy just yet, either.

Meanwhile, DSP and Alison Rapp are basically the Gary Johnson and Jill Stein of this competition.

Terryberry is showing up on the polls and Whaite didn't have a thread until post-mortem, which is a forum first. Actually no wait that was Lindsaayyyy.

Honestly, I don't think it'd be fair (or right) if Waite was included, because their thread was post-mortem and unlike the other cows on this list, there's really not much to be had except impotent anger over Greta being a karma houdini over her involvement in Waite's death via malfeasance and gross irresponsibility via her "hotline" and other members of Greta's side of the rat king treating the widow like subhuman garbage.

 

[Benny Liggins]

Right now, it's looking like it's going to be a Trump v. Clinton-esque slugfest between Vordrak and Greta. Early call: Greta looks like she might win this one, but I wouldn't count out Sammy just yet, either. Meanwhile, DSP and Alison Rapp are basically the Gary Johnson and Jill Stein of this competition.

I disagree with this. Greta has won every round fairly easily, and Alison beat Vordrak in the most recent round as well, by one vote but still there's more of a battle between Alison and Vordrak than there is with Greta and Vordrak.

 

[José Mourinho]

That's right, it's finally time now!

Lolcows Staying:

• Trans LifeLine's Greta Martela / Greta Gustav / Kjel Anderson (7)
  
• Alison Rapp (5)
  
• Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Matthew Hopkins / BenvolaStar / Sam Smith (7)
• DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell (6)
• Stefonknee Wolscht

Lolcows Eliminated:

• Onision
• Shmorky/ David Kelly / Daisy Kay (1)
• EvaXephon/YandereDev/Alex Mahan
• StraySheep
• Kentray "Kent" E Brown

Lolcows Replacing From the ShortList:

• Brad Watson Miami
• Brianna Wu/John Flynt
• Julie Terryberry
• Tommy Tooter / Thomas Jay Wasserberg / Thomasa Wasserberg / Tommi Jayne Wasserberg / WhistleBlower
• NoraReed / Nora Fleck / Nora Reed Heinemann-Fleck

Polls reset, get voting for a huge bloodbath!

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Spoiler: Oldie but a goodie (NSFW!!!!!)

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

So glad for my chance to finally pull for @Brad Watson_Miami !

 

[An Ghost]

Terryberry got a whole lot less funny after the suicide

I disagree with this. Greta has won every round fairly easily, and Alison beat Vordrak in the most recent round as well, by one vote but still there's more of a battle between Alison and Vordrak than there is with Greta and Vordrak.

Greta is consistently repulsive and Vordy goes off the radar while he schemes sometimes.
BUT Vordrak has been contacting other lolcows to try to sue us again to hilarious results, and Greta is paying Phil a visit. The results of these events could sway the outcome.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Terryberry got a whole lot less funny after the suici

Greta is consistently repulsive and Vordy goes off the radar while he schemes sometimes.
BUT Vordrak has been contacting other lolcows to try to sue us again to hilarious results, and Greta is paying Phil a visit. The results of these events could sway the outcome.

I think you're right. Alison Rapp is kind of over really because I haven't seen all that much content from her since the whole Strumpet Saga. Julie will probably do well because she's an hero. I think Brianna Wu will overtake Alison Rapp and it'll be a three-cornered race between Wu, Vordy, and Greta because those three just keep firing off endless footbullets in their attempts to be relevant.