💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[monstrous bubo]

can anyone give me a quick rundown on who Frank Pellegrino is?

Chrissie Mayr’s husband. He got tagged by a pest and defended his wife. This might make it clearer

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Chrissie Mayr is the lady who brought the Rekietas and Imholtes together for the first time for Rekieta's comedy debut. Her father died shortly before that performance which caused her to not appear at the show. It is a shame that we have never had a Patrick and Rekieta crossover, though I think Rekieta did call Patrick a fucking idiot once..



Patrick is now starting another fight with Frank though to be fair Frank is being a bit retarded. Why does he write "targeted my wife and I"? Claims to be a novelist but doesn't know simple grammar.

 

[Something Awful]

I don't know who Frank is, other than a "big guy" and "little buddy", but lol @ Rick implying, in his grammatically-crippled manner, that his stalkers are actually targeting Niki and poor Rick is just along for the ride.

And only tards say "objective fact" (and mainly seem to use it when talking about their opinions).

 

[monstrous bubo]

Patrick is now starting another fight with Frank though to be fair Frank is being a bit retarded. Why does he write "targeted my wife and I"? Claims to be a novelist but doesn't know simple grammar.

He also calls Frank big guy and little buddy in the space of three sentences. Life really is so much simpler when you just call everyone a child or criminal.

ETA ninja’d by @Something Awful

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

I hate him so much. (A)

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

I am late, but here is the sequel.

This is one of my favorite bits, when two funsters are talking about Rick as though he's not there and he keeps trying to insert himself into the conversation. You know it drives him nuts not to be the center of attention, even if he's the one being talked about.
I seem to remember that some people who have interacted with him at conventions have said that he often barges into other people's conversations. Classic narcissist behaviour.

 

[Something Awful]

Rickbot is glitching and thinks it's posting from the future now.




In this Ricktopian future, the media can just send people to prison.



"SippyCupPatso" really gets to Rick. Wonder what happened to them next.

 

[Summer of George]

Patrick has begun writing his own fat jokes.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Patrick has begun writing his own fat jokes.

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Pat hates it when his victims are skinny, they run too fast and less meat for the grinder.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Chrissie Mayr is the lady who brought the Rekietas and Imholtes together for the first time for Rekieta's comedy debut. Her father died shortly before that performance which caused her to not appear at the show. It is a shame that we have never had a Patrick and Rekieta crossover, though I think Rekieta did call Patrick a fucking idiot once..

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Patrick is now starting another fight with Frank though to be fair Frank is being a bit retarded. Why does he write "targeted my wife and I"? Claims to be a novelist but doesn't know simple grammar.

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He’s an outright snarky malignant cunt even to people he’s trying to get on his side. It’s patological, he just can’t help himself. Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for him in the way you feel sorry for the animals at the zoo but that illusion has been rightly shattered.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Chrissie Mayr is the lady who brought the Rekietas and Imholtes together for the first time for Rekieta's comedy debut. Her father died shortly before that performance which caused her to not appear at the show. It is a shame that we have never had a Patrick and Rekieta crossover, though I think Rekieta did call Patrick a fucking idiot once..

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Patrick is now starting another fight with Frank though to be fair Frank is being a bit retarded. Why does he write "targeted my wife and I"? Claims to be a novelist but doesn't know simple grammar.

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"little buddy".

objective: Don't be a fucking faggot
challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

 

[Cactuar King]

I've seen it a few times aimed at actual children on the internet, but I doubt this is a Fatrick alt. He's never had the makings of a university student, you know? He wouldn't know about journalism classes.

Or a varsity athlete for that matter.
Because he's fat.

 

[Meriasek]

Didn't Titty Ricky also a few times explicitly say that the PBR was founded later and that his father never rode there?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He’s an outright snarky malignant cunt even to people he’s trying to get on his side. It’s patological, he just can’t help himself. Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for him in the way you feel sorry for the animals at the zoo but that illusion has been rightly shattered.

I don't feel sorry for animals at the zoo because zoo's exist as conservationist sanctuaries for animals. It's more like visiting Marineland. You have animals there that they claim are there to conserve them but they're really just there for entertainment. You had dozens of protestors protesting the treatment and deaths of those animals and the owners of the park suing them for protesting. Now the park is just a shadow of it's former self with three "attractions" opened out of 25 or so attractions with the rest of the park closed.

 

[femoralcanal]

I decided to try out that Chinese AI, just for shits and gigles. I swear, Patposters have to be the its main users... I mean, look at how it portrayed Nikki, with almost no real description!

Spoiler: Description

An extremely obese, 44 years-old man is sitting on a couch in a dilapidated old house. He is an alcoholic, unemployed man, and he is always on his computer, tweeting non stop. His head is redish and bloated from alcohol, while his arms are thin, with very little muscular mass. He is very stupid, but has an arrogant face. On the other side of the room his wife is looking at him, with a very sad, disappointed face. She has big ears, and a pair of sunglasses resting on her head.

0:06

Look at her!

My God.
It knows!

 

[Something Awful]

Didn't Titty Ricky also a few times explicitly say that the PBR was founded later and that his father never rode there?

Of course. A child can point out an explicit contradiction and say "this is a contradiction, Rick", and Rick will say "Wrong, stalker. This is why your life is already over".

He can't admit they are right about anything, ever, because that would open the door to other possibilities that are too terrifying to allow. What if Rick is... overweight? No! Prison, child.

 

[Meriasek]

Of course. A child can point out an explicit contradiction and say "this is a contradiction, Rick", and Rick will say "Wrong, stalker. This is why your life is already over".

He can't admit they are right about anything, ever, because that would open the door to other possibilities that are too terrifying to allow. What if Rick is... overweight? No! Prison, child.

He really can't admit to anything as long as the atalkers are involved. That's why he'll go into mental contortions about how people are not saying that he is fat when they see pictures of him, because they're looking at a picture posted by a funster, so it's not Fatty Patty himself, but the fake imagined version of Fatty Patty. And thus those people are not calling Rick fat, but the atalker.
It is, of course, utterly retarded, but then again, so is Fatirck.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It’s patological,

I'm sorry, but I just needed to point out this wonderfully appropriate typo, child.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Lunacy here, but Rick recently retweeted this.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

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Lunacy here, but Rick recently retweeted this.

Strange how the anti-capitalist types become really concerned with market value and profits when it suits them.