🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Why am I doing this?]

Anti-terrorists win.

This isn't the pager thread.

 

[Stalker]

LMAO

 

[Got Milk!]

Even Derrick Christmas signed the petition and commented. Love to see support from the local community.

@Stalker ninjad me

 

[Glowie]

I was checking the virginia courts website to confirm when his next court date was and i saw this.

Wyświetl załącznik 6426368
Wyświetl załącznik 6426380

Bossman violated his probation? WTF DUDE?! fucking RIGGED AS SHIT DUDE. FUCKING PROBATION RATS

I hope he enjoys living in Mexico

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Anyone want to take bets on the total time he is gone? I bet at max 2 days as he will run out of cash and then turn himself in.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I hope Ralph film his arrest and scream like a retard.

Sadly, Ralph is too far down the xannyhole in Mexicoland to provide much entertainment as such.

Anyway, if Bossmanjack ever tries to make a run, I hope he make the following escape plan.

 

[Internet Wizard]

He might not be free but atleast his room walls and door will be

 

[Escalating Violence]

A site like this having public service announcements is gay.

Go fuck a dude or something.

 

[draggs]

FUCKIN EVIL EDDIE FLIPPIN A SWITCH ON THE URINE SAMPLE CUP THIS IS SO WRONG IT WAS JUST SOME CBD GUMMIES EDDIE FLIPPED THE SWITCH FOR THC AND COCAINE WTF RIGGED IM GONNA FUCKIN DOODS

 

[smartypants302]

What if will see random worlds collide and hes seeking shelter with Pixyteri. Hes going sweep them away and they live happy ever after in Japanland.

 

[Smokingpoop]

All of those big bufords will be forgotten, like tears in the rain

0:06

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

You guys are gonna juice his jail credit right? He needs his ramen dude!

 

[joebobmurphy]

I'm not a lawyer fag, but isn't a CAPIAS a warrant for his arrest? I think bossman might actually be fucked this time...

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Lolcows have the Devil's own luck when it comes to legal issues. He'll be back with an epic story about how all charges were dropped and how a lady cop gave him an epic BJ while the judge fed him grapes like a mo-fucking Roman aristocrat. I'll be inclined to believe him.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

My tribute to the BAUS

2:58

We'll meet again - Johnny Cash

God speed you crazy crackhead diamond ;-;7

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Made in honour of this new development

Spoiler: lyrics

[Verse 1]
Bossman Jack sweep the streets fresh in black
Bust a move, stack the cash, pockets never slack
Enemies named Evil Eddie, rats all known
Ratatouille crew best beware, ain't callin' home

[Verse 2]
Gambling's his vice, dice rollin' so cold
Swiggin' cheap booze, his life's sold, bold
Eddie schemin', plottin' down in them dark alleys
But Jack, swift as shadow, makes his grand rallies

[Chorus]
Bossman Jack, crack smoke fillin' up the air
Guns cocked back, he ain't got a care
Sneakin' through the night, city under his spell
Enemies beware, Jack givin' 'em hell

[Verse 3]
Hustlin' through the city’s maze, streets his playground
From under the lamp post, ever watchful, profound
Ratatouille Rats be squeakin', tryna snitch
But Jack the kingpin, no room for glitch

[Verse 4]
Deals go down like water in a storm
Jack's throne in the game, he swore to keep warm
Pipes be cracklin', his vice, his shame
Yet he rise for the finale, ain’t playin' no game

[Chorus]
Bossman Jack, crack smoke fillin' up the air
Guns cocked back, he ain't got a care
Sneakin' through the night, city under his spell
Enemies beware, Jack givin' 'em hell

 

[SandyCat]

Maybe he can get someone to smuggle a smartphone in and do some prison gamba streams

 

[joebobmurphy]

Maybe he can get someone to smuggle a smartphone in and do some prison gamba streams

That would legitimately be incredibly entertaining. I'd juice him for it.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

Austinfreude: Enjoy the Suffering

 

[Nottafed]

Delta-8 wouldn't be picked up by a drug test bro.. So fucking wrong.

lol turns out this is VERY wrong. Ask me how I know. (dont)

 

[AgarthaCrack]

It's sad when they go young like that