💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Everything I've heard about IUDs indicates that either insertion, removal, or both can be some of the worst pain in your life as a woman. Women talk about screaming, throwing up, almost passing out. A friend of mine's girlfriend had a bad reaction and she had the Period From The Pits Of Hell for about a month after insertion.

For once, Pixy is anxious about something worth being anxious about.
 
Edit to not double post: here's Ashton and "his" painting. :roll:
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This handsome and talented arteest is currently dying in the ER as medical professionals spread "his" snatch open to pull out a useless piece of wire. What a life!
She seriously looks like a bull dyke. There's nothing masculine about her.

I had always heard with IUD that they just ask you to take some over the counter pain killers and then they insert it. Unless they put people under if they freak out about pain now. I know when I had a biopsy I was aske to just take some pain killers before the appointment.
From what I understand getting one put in / getting it removed is quite painful. Like maybe a 5 or 6 on the pain scale and a lot of that has to do with how sensitive the cervix is.

It's been described as having broken glass shoved up there. Others have said it's like menstrual cramps. But luckily it's short lived. According to some women I know it's nowhere near as bad as giving birth. Pixy is just being a child.
 
There’s no way she won legitimately, it was an “oh wow, you did very well for a retard” award.
I'm friends with one of the people who competed in the thing. They all feels like they got shafted. One of the artists gets paid to paint all over the area, murals, restaurants, windows, crosswalks. I'm buying into the, give the retard the win, category.
 
I'm friends with one of the people who competed in the thing. They all feels like they got shafted. One of the artists gets paid to paint all over the area, murals, restaurants, windows, crosswalks. I'm buying into the, give the retard the win, category.

I can only imagine what they thought of her when she waddled up to the event. Winning only pads her ego more. She's already too self entitled as is. Her art is regressing, not getting better. Her backgrounds need major work. They are all just color splatters with misshapen clouds. But now she's a professional artiste. She won $500.

The concept of her painting is interesting. It reminds me of a dream I had. But it's poorly implemented. The background just kills it for me. As I said before, she needs to watch some Bob Ross and learn to paint happy little trees. It would help a lot. Maybe she thinks that bland backgrounds make the subject of her paintings pop. But all it does is make the subject look like it's floating in an ugly void because the colors never work and there's misshapen blobs everywhere. She needs to learn what a color wheel is and how to use it. There is way too much clashing and eye bleed. She's really fond of red slop as backgrounds regardless of the rest of the color palette.

She isn't willing to improve her art skills because she thinks they are already perfect. Just like her Sora skinwalk. She can't take criticism because "My art is so important to me! Stop harming me!". The Chester painting should have been a wake up call that she's not perfect and other people don't see her art the same way she does. It doesn't show up in her recent Facebook images anymore. But that's all I can see because I don't have a Facebook. But it looks like she nuked it after it got too much bad feedback from Linkin Park fans.

I believe the same cosplay and lolita disconnect she's always had also exists with her painting. She sees something we don't then fails to understand why she's being criticized. "If I wear cosplay I should be adored for wearing it/If I paint a picture I should be adored for painting it."

Then when that doesn't happen she's dumbfounded. I think it's legit dumbfounded too. She's like a little kid with that. It's like that part of her brain got frozen in time. She's literally this. Haircut and all:

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I'd say if she isn't goin to make a credit card payment with that prize money, please put it towards an art class. But no. She'll buy cosplay. There were those shoe inserts she was supposed to get that cost around $180. Maybe buy those. But who am I kidding? It will be cosplay.*sigh*

If she could let go of her childish ego she could unlock more potential. But she won't. Because she's Pixyteri. Shine on you crazy weeb.
Sarah should be stricken by a legitimate disease at some point.
All this posturing is just the practice run.

She'd be pissing herself with fear. An actual loss of mobility would send her into a major spiral. Suddenly everything becomes way too real. Her foot hurts but she can still walk. My mom was physically disabled in her last years and it was a tragic loss. She hated how she couldn't even walk around a store anymore or walk the dog.

What Pixy is complaining about is small potatoes that can be made better. Even if the pain never fully goes away it's not like she's crippled. And while that IUD pain must be pretty bad it will pass. She seems to have a really low threshold for pain anyway. And she complains so much about the littlest stubbed toe or tummy ache that she's become the weeb that cried wolf. She's already drained the sympathy well. If anything major actually afflicts her people may not even believe it's that bad. After all, she's dying and saying goodbye every day for years now.
 
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When will someone finally tell her that intersex people don't compulsively thrust because they're intersex and that she's just a retarded pervert? (And she can't possibly move with such velocity to push anything inside her uterus out of place. The professional who inserted it likely put it in wrong because she wanted to get Stinky Sarah out of the office ASAP.)

Guess all that hemming and hawing about dying was for nothing yet again!

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I hope her appetite never comes back. A 200 lbs shota is not very kawaii. Meanwhile she has the drive to dye her hair but not to clean up her room so her cosplays don't become infested with bugs. Or, well, work for a living.
 
When will someone finally tell her that intersex people don't compulsively thrust because they're intersex and that she's just a retarded pervert?

I have, back when I actually spoke to her, one of the many reasons I haven't spoken to her in a quite a while. I was called a jerk for not believing her, and when I explained that it's a set of genetic conditions that require tons of medical testing to prove. It's not a fucking feeling.

A good friend back in Houston got proven to be intersex after two and a half years of different testing (exsome sequencing, hormonal panels, imaging testing, and genome sequencing). She is a biological female that got an interesex diagnosis, and she's a normal person with a job, a life, and her own place, not a retard that thrusts her rotten crotch on the arm of the sofa.
 
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When will someone finally tell her that intersex people don't compulsively thrust because they're intersex and that she's just a retarded pervert? (And she can't possibly move with such velocity to push anything inside her uterus out of place. The professional who inserted it likely put it in wrong because she wanted to get Stinky Sarah out of the office ASAP.)

Guess all that hemming and hawing about dying was for nothing yet again!

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I hope her appetite never comes back. A 200 lbs shota is not very kawaii. Meanwhile she has the drive to dye her hair but not to clean up her room so her cosplays don't become infested with bugs. Or, well, work for a living.

Rocking and thrusting all the time. Just like any normal intersex man. :roll:

Her idea of how men move around makes no sense. She was the town bike so she should know that. She probably thinks her stomach penis dislodged the IUD. Oh well. At least she hasn't tried to dislodge "Little Ashton" from her stomach. She's not that crazy yet.

Low appetite? Good. Her normal appetite is just overeating. Her foot would feel better with less weight on it. But I have a feeling that trip to get hair dye will include a trip to Whataburger or Sonic.

Rolling veins and small, hard to find veins suck. I've been there. It happens sometimes and you just have to bear it. She's acting like a small child that doesn't understand why they have to keep inserting the IV. Ughhhhhhh! It hurts! It's so tiring. She's 39 not 5.

The world's smallest violin, Sarah... 🎻

I have, back when I actually spoke to her, one of the many reasons I haven't spoken to her in a quite a while. I was called a jerk for not believing her, and when I explained that it's a set of genetic conditions that require tons of medical testing to prove. It's not a fucking feeling.

She drank the "feels over reals" Kool Aid. I don't know the Guilbeaux family and live thousands of miles away. But I think I can say with certainty that when Pixy was born the doctor announced "It's a girl!" and at no point in her life did they ever question that initial statement. This literally never came up until her "I'm a futa" saga began. It's part sexual trauma and part hating who she is. She's always ran away from Sarah into skinwalks. Going so far as to believe she was half Japanese. I'd love to know what the hell happened that made her run away from herself so many times. The only way she will ever be free is to look in the mirror and face reality. She's going to be very sad and lonely because she refuses to do that.
 
When will someone finally tell her that intersex people don't compulsively thrust because they're intersex and that she's just a retarded pervert? (And she can't possibly move with such velocity to push anything inside her uterus out of place. The professional who inserted it likely put it in wrong because she wanted to get Stinky Sarah out of the office ASAP.)
Exactly. It was put in wrong or hastily or it slipped at some point but there's no way it's due to her trying to hold and thrust with her stomach penis.

But no she needs to think it's due to her rocking and thrusting.
 
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When will someone finally tell her that intersex people don't compulsively thrust because they're intersex and that she's just a retarded pervert? (And she can't possibly move with such velocity to push anything inside her uterus out of place. The professional who inserted it likely put it in wrong because she wanted to get Stinky Sarah out of the office ASAP.)

Guess all that hemming and hawing about dying was for nothing yet again!

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I hope her appetite never comes back. A 200 lbs shota is not very kawaii. Meanwhile she has the drive to dye her hair but not to clean up her room so her cosplays don't become infested with bugs. Or, well, work for a living.

What is this thrusting, rocking she keeps going on about? Has she ever demonstrated and explained the reasoning behind it? This doesn't make any sense to me.

At least the IUD is out, which is some improvement. Odd how it was only a couple of months before things started to go wrong. Still I wonder how long before the rape ghost impregnates her?
 
What is this thrusting, rocking she keeps going on about? Has she ever demonstrated and explained the reasoning behind it? This doesn't make any sense to me.
She thinks that since she has an invisible penis/a penis in her stomach, she needs to "behave like a man" by compulsively thrusting her invisible stomach penis like she's fucking an invisible person in front of her. (or a ghost! Stephanie Cianfriglia crossover!)

She demands others "pay attention to my body and what it's doing" - meaning that she thinks that people should notice the thrusting motion and automatically recognize it as natural male behavior, therefore recognizing Pixy as a man. Super autistic thinking, especially considering that "thrusting" is not remotely a normal male behavior.

I presume the rocking is a variant of the thrusting behavior. Ironically, the group home low-functioning autists who I see out and about (particularly at my local rec center) rock back and forth quite often, although usually they keep their pelvis still and just move their upper half.
 
I presume the rocking is a variant of the thrusting behavior. Ironically, the group home low-functioning autists who I see out and about (particularly at my local rec center) rock back and forth quite often, although usually they keep their pelvis still and just move their upper half.

Maybe it's just a 'tism tick that she has interpreted as proof of her totally real intersex transman anatomy lodged deep in her abdomen.

I don't think it's even possible for a penis to be lodged somewhere in your stomach area like that. Testes can get lodged and not descend. But not in the area she thinks her magical stomach penis is. She claims some nonsense about how "they were gonna take it out". Which makes no sense. As gross as she is her body is a normal female body with normal breast development. We've seen her nudes and her Chernobyl Exclusion Zone as as normal as it can be for any unhygienic slut. She has periods. She never once brought any of this up until her futa delusions started. And you know she'd never get the tests necessary to prove she has some form of an intersex condition. Doctors feel no need to run them. With all her tummy, renal and vagoogoo problems I am sure she's had an ultrasound of the general area at some point. And no stomach penis showed its little one eyed head on it.

She had swollen genitalia from an infection that she decided was her futa debut. Maybe she read futa hentai while having a crazy spell and connected it to her swelling. Who knows. But she's not intersex and she doesn't pass as male. She just looks like a weird, quirky lesbian. Shirts and ties are not necessarily masculine and either are pants or short hair. Just like with everything else she just understands the pieces but not how they fit together. The fit has a totally different meaning to her.

The best way I can explain my theory is this: It's like our brains see 1+1=2 and Pixy's brain sees 1+1=Grapefruit. With no understanding that everyone else cannot also see that the sum is obviously grapefruit and nothing else. She's in her own little world where the sum is, was, and always shall be grapefruit. Everyone else is wrong and is harming her by saying otherwise.

"Why can't you see the obvious grapefruit right there in front of you? That's not a 2! How can you see a 2 when it's grapefruit! Stop harming me!".

I think she feels unsafe and shaken when her stubborn worldview is questioned. And that cues meltdowns.

There's definitely some developmental problem going on that she didn't get early enough intervention for. She's probably mildly autistic or has some similar issue. I think she's creative enough that in another life she could have used it to her advantage. But instead we got Sarah Guilbeaux: Lolcow Queen Edition.

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It's the only way to know she's a man

Imagine you go to Whataburger with your family and there's a fat middle aged woman dressed as Sora humping the table across from you. If she's really doing this in public and it's not in her head then she's very lucky no one has called the police.
 
Just asked the Vinegar Tom if he’s ever humped a table at Whataburger to show he’s a real man: “Uh, no…wtf? Is that what’s been going on?”
 
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