🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Juju the cow really wants you to talk about his show and not the fact that he dresses up like a cow and gets fucked in the ass. Or that he groomed a mentally retarded woman to get peed on by a midget

When did a midget piss on Meigh?

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Sociopaths are incapable of self-diagnosis by virtue of their disorder.

Those (of us) who can practice isolation from society.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Those (of us) who can practice isolation from society.

Are you also sick and twisted, with a wicked sense of Humor?

 

[ferrari superamerica]

how can ethan ralph do so many terrible things yet still be thought of a funny internet man while wilbur soot is hated by everyone? ethan ralph still has fans can collab with keemstar and be infamous as a cool white trash. wilbur soot's career is over. just in terms of abusing their partners ethan is worse.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

'Hey guys look how cool I am I was able to afford going out in public and I went to a place all by myself to read Kiwifarms'

 

[FiveStarAce]

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I bet Mexicans are releaved to hear that Ethan Ralph saluts their patriotism.

 

[Near]

Poor Ralph (literally). Dax is just screwing with him giving him false hope of comfy LA life with a paycheck that would solve his problems.
Meanwhile he's rotting in pillbunker in Mexico, dodging papers. Very cruel of Dax, but not below him.

 

[Fausto]

I love it here in Mexico so much that Im begging on my hands and knees to Daddy Dax to give me the job of a pedo.

 

[Rage Pig]

Poor Ralph (literally). Dax is just screwing with him giving him false hope of comfy LA life with a paycheck that would solve his problems.
Meanwhile he's rotting in pillbunker in Mexico, dodging papers. Very cruel of Dax, but not below him.

It's very funny that Ethan Ralph, who considers himself to be this big wrestling expert, who constantly uses wrestling terms and thinks his whole life is this glamorous wrestling show, fails to realize that he's being played by the gayest kayfabe imaginable.

 

[Muppetstudios]

If the Mossad gave Ralph a rigged phone he'd get drunk and lose it foiling their plan


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[AncientPhosphur]

Has he really never been invited to a July 4th party?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Has he really never been invited to a July 4th party?

That would require him to have friends and/or family.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

If the Mossad gave Ralph a rigged phone he'd get drunk and lose it foiling their plan

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No doubt right at this moment, in the bowels of the subterranean lair of Mossad, the Israeli agents are cursing and gnashing their teeth, knowing that their main target is aware of their dastardly pager assassination plans.

That's right, this small kerfluffle in Lebanon was really just a test pass of their chosen method of killing (the artist formerly known as) ETHAN OLIVER RALPH. Better question that new pager you got Gunty, the JOOS ARE GUNNING FOR YOU

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

No doubt right at this moment, in the bowels of the subterranean lair of Mossad, the Israeli agents are cursing and gnashing their teeth, knowing that their main target is aware of their dastardly pager assassination plans.

That's right, this small kerfluffle in Lebanon was really just a test pass of their chosen method of killing (the artist formerly known as) ETHAN OLIVER RALPH. Better question that new pager you got Gunty, the JOOS ARE GUNNING FOR YOU

Bad goy, bad goy, what you gonna do
What you gonna do when the Jews hunt you....

 

[UCantCCPMe]

How long is Ralph planning on riding this anti-jew grift? He couldn't articulate to you why he's against Israel, be it in a political or socio-economic sense, he's just like the retards out there calling themselves "queers for palestine". Hamas would not hesitate to remove piggy's head from his fat little torso and parade it around on a stick, but no Ralph, keep simping for a bunch of pedo islamist bud, I'm sure that's the road to success.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

How long is Ralph planning on riding this anti-jew grift? He couldn't articulate to you why he's against Israel, be it in a political or socio-economic sense, he's just like the retards out there calling themselves "queers for palestine". Hamas would not hesitate to remove piggy's head from his fat little torso and parade it around on a stick, but no Ralph, keep simping for a bunch of pedo islamist bud, I'm sure that's the road to success.

You have to remember Ethan Ralph is just a fucking moron that will say anything for an audience

Remember the 'christ is king' arc? This retard has never been in a church willingly.

 

[Muppetstudios]

How long is Ralph planning on riding this anti-jew grift? He couldn't articulate to you why he's against Israel, be it in a political or socio-economic sense, he's just like the retards out there calling themselves "queers for palestine". Hamas would not hesitate to remove piggy's head from his fat little torso and parade it around on a stick, but no Ralph, keep simping for a bunch of pedo islamist bud, I'm sure that's the road to success.

If Hamas ever did kidnap Ralph life living in a terror tunnel for 12 months would be a great improvement on the Mexican shack

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

No doubt right at this moment, in the bowels of the subterranean lair of Mossad, the Israeli agents are cursing and gnashing their teeth, knowing that their main target is aware of their dastardly pager assassination plans.

Pretty sure the Gunt would just absorb the blast and Ralph would just think he had a bad torta shart.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Pretty sure the Gunt would just absorb the blast and Ralph would just think he had a bad torta shart.

Ironic because I think he blames half his torta sharts on Israel.