💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%

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Do springs make for good eatin'?

Actually- are springs considered carnivore diet friendly?

That last image is gonna haunt my nightmares.
I too thought it was some weird jack in the box type prank disguised as a meat cylinder. No, you can actually see the plate that the spring presses against inside the can thing to pack the meat into a cylinder. It's like a spring loaded french press kinda? Except for meat, and Fatty uses it to make a loaf of pasteurized chicken product that Tammy can cut up for him.

It looks like someone made jello out of wet dog food, but because MEAT, Fatty is happy with it. Even though we know damn well he wasn't buying Boar's Head anyway(you think this guy regularly eats anything resembling a sandwich? come on).
 
Call me dumb/autistic/retarded whatever you think is best, but didn't Jack get a slicer specifically for cutting shit like this? I vaguely remember him making a video about one but only using it to cut cheese into thick wedges or something similarly stupid. So why is Tammy cutting it, and why is she using a knife?
 
This is just retarded.

Yes you can make your own deli meats. It's not that hard if you have the right ingredients and equipment. But the cost and the time needed to do so is just ridiculous. Besides that doesn't look like deli meat. It looks like a really shitty boiled meatloaf. Something that could have been decent had it been baked and gotten some color to it.

And why use a fucking blender for this when you have a grinder? Grind the meat on the coarse setting and then the fine setting. mix in your seasonings and so on. Don't use a blender for this unless you want not to look uniform.

I mean there are plenty of reasons to have a low opinion of Boar's Head but this faggot has no clue and certainly can't do better.
Exactly. Just stop buying Boar's Head. Or hit the deli and have them slice you up some of whatever they have.

And wishing the US had Hitler instead of the Canadians is supposed to make that thought better how?
It's not. Fatty just goes to the extreme when trying to make metaphors.
 
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Full picture of Jack's soy face

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I have a better way of making your own sandwich meat using chicken breast.

Roast the chicken breast.
Let it cool in the fridge overnight.
Slice the chicken breast.

My recipe also works for beef roasts and turkey breasts. If you want to make some kind of loaf or sausage, follow an actual recipe and use a binder. A half a cup of garlic powder is not a binder, Jack.
 
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