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- 25 Lut 2021
Hey, if you're still looking, I found this man-bear on Etsy. ( archive ) It doesn't have a penis but maybe that means you can keep it in your bed for hugging and only look moderately deranged.
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- 16 Lip 2020
I think my greatest fear about the balldo is the fact that it may or may not cut or restrict sperms from the testicle. I'm pretty sure prolonged usage would make you sterile.
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- 6 Lip 2022
are you offering?
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- 12 Sty 2017
Sounds just as planned given the push for it like with anal and cuckoldry.
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- 7 Mar 2020
How and why isnt this shit in spergatory? its a TMI minefield waiting for one of its victims to cross and get themselves blown up
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- 21 Sie 2018
That's the point, retard.
Dambusters' Dog II
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- 11 Lip 2022
I believe that endangering the balls is part of the masochistic jouissance for people who enjoy it, like those furfags injecting silicone into their nuts. Or in short, the sick bastards enjoy that.
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- 16 Sty 2022
I'm sure someone has already cut a hole into one of these bad boys
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- 25 Gru 2015
The ‘jihad series’? Wtf, does it sneak into your vag and blow lube everywhere when you’re least expecting it?
Also, who are they selling vacuum cleaner tubes as sex toys?
I have so many questions, and I don’t think I want to know the answer to any of them.
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- 25 Lut 2021
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- 12 Sty 2017
That looks like an accordion plunger wtf.
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- 25 Lut 2021
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- 16 Sty 2022
Ever wanted to fuck a polar bear plushie? Now you can.
It can even get a boner, very realistic.
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- 25 Lut 2021
something something "choose the bear."
That is an interesting find, though; I've never seen a mass-produced penis version of a sex plush before.
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- 12 Sty 2017
Plushophiles or whatever the fuck they're called ruined everything.
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- 16 Sty 2022
The body is not the weirdest thing i have ever seen but it looks like someone cut a furry's head off and put it on a human body.
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- 18 Paź 2022
What compells a woman to use carcinogenic dildoes that slowly dissolve over a year, and continue to use them knowing that? Men I get they're bonobos on meth when it comes to shoving things up their ass, but women? Is it such a bother to wash your hands after directly using them?
As for best sex toys, why not just use a cucumber? Hey, it's eco-friendly, customizable depending on how, uh, stocked the grocery aisle is, won't give you cancer and afterwards you can peel the skin off and serve it to your clueless husband lol.
As for best sex toys, why not just use a cucumber? Hey, it's eco-friendly, customizable depending on how, uh, stocked the grocery aisle is, won't give you cancer and afterwards you can peel the skin off and serve it to your clueless husband lol.
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- 7 Gru 2020
Or use it long enough that it turns into a pickle
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- 25 Lut 2021
I figured those "jelly" toys are impulse items that get discarded quickly, or are bought by people who don't know better.
Anyway, time to post the Jar of Melted Sex Toys again: (archive)