💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[LanternsNSongs]

They should play the cokestream in its entirety in the court twice. Once from his channel and once from Cog's channel to show that they are different.

I am sure the jury will appreciate jokes about Minnesotan cancer patients dying, Islamic terrorists and vaginal fluids of judges so much that they'll want to hear them twice. Maybe three times even.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If I were a juror I'd convict him for wasting my fucking time, regardless of how funny "AnimeSucksCopeandSneed" is.

Hour 1: "This nigga's on cocaine"
Hour 2: "This nigger's on cocaine"
Hour 3: "Roundhouse Nick into a wood chipper, slice Nick with a katana, launch Nick into the sun..."

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Hour 1: "This nigga's on cocaine"
Hour 2: "This nigger's on cocaine"
Hour 3: "Roundhouse Nick into a wood chipper, slice Nick with a katana, launch Nick into the sun..."

Even funnier?

Make them see the inflation fart dragon image superchat he was mime jerking it to for context.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

They can pretty much amend at any time, generally before trial. They are fairly unlikely just to make something up out of spite, though. More likely they'll be less inclined to give a good plea offer. It's unlikely they won't make any offer at all, though. The thing about a motion like this is it more or less requires you to allege an actually deliberate (or "reckless disregard") lie about a material fact that was necessary to get the warrant.

So they're not going to take revenge on him just for saying something he had to say in a motion like this. Now, the unprofessional way they put it is pretty bad. I think when a defense lawyer is going to make allegations like this he should stick to the language of the statutes and case law rather than dance around like a faggot yelling LIAR LIAR.

Regarding what @N1bbaN3rd says here, what is the likelihood that the prosecution or court may actually play various portions of the cokestream video in court so as to present significant proof of constant consistent intoxication and, thus, child endangerment?

 

[Lemondale]

Nick is a non practicing streamer father christian, lawyer, and possibly a non practicing free citizen soon to be prisoner. What's next for nick to non practice?

 

[thebigdream]

Where are you little Nicky? Are you really winning bigly if you don't self-incriminate to those dumb, broke-dick Kiwi faggots? If you don't gaslight us soon we might start believing the State's evil lies

 

[ChromaQuack]

A prankster posted his room on Reddit and every woman with the exception of the bigger Dragon Quest fans proclaimed that his room caused tumbleweeds to fall out of their panties. Combine that with his appearance, and you will have to pardon my doubts about him getting any ass.

Maddox can bang the hags that dig the blue slime (duvet).

Nicholas can't bang his hags even after consuming copious amounts of vasodilating blue slime.

They are not the same.

 

[repentance]

Did Warski take the Balldo with him on vacation, it's been over a week now of no streams...

I thought that they're on a break until the end of this month.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Confession. Nick was my nighttime jam for a good while, until one night he was opining on something that was my area of professional expertise. I corrected him on a statement he had made not thinking anything of it. He didn't often interact with comments in the chat unless it was a superchat. He came back at me with such vitriol, proclaiming that he was correct and that I was an idiot. I was shocked at his over the top reaction and I never really watched his nighttime shows again, though I did see some of his trials during the day. When someone tells you who they are, believe them. He is certainly no wammen respecter, and that goes double for a smart wammen

By correcting him publically (in front of his whole chyat) you made him look less than all knowing, classic narc injury, you dared to correct Lord Balldo - and on his own show!
Thats why he seethed at you. Narcs like Nick can put on a personable and friendly demeanor, but they always have to be the smartest and most important guy in the conversation, the mask slips the second they're challenged. Narcissists hate to be made to look foolish or wrong almost as much as they hate being ignored.

 

[Escar]

Hi, Ana. So nice to hear you openly admit to reading the forum.

Always glad to see people normalizing Kiwifarms, instead of pretending it's a super-duper evil boogeyman out to murderize the troons. It's okay to laugh at internet weirdos and retards.

 

[Desktop User2]

think when a defense lawyer is going to make allegations like this he should stick to the language of the statutes and case law rather than dance around like a faggot yelling LIAR LIAR.

Wait, do you mean calling for the cop, with good reputation in his county coming from a family of local law enforcement and firefighters, to be fired and cut into pieces, his family hanged and the family land salted is a bad strategy?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wait, do you mean calling for the cop, with good reputation in his county coming from a family of local law enforcement and firefighters, to be fired and cut into pieces, his family hanged and the family land salted is a bad strategy?

That depends. If the lawyer and Barnes have the goal of bleeding Nick dry by turning this into a never-ending appeals case, then there might be a solid strategy behind this by making it all worse.

 

[Fapcop]

I went back to watch Nick's stream about his motion to better understand what he thinks the Franks motion is about, and I noticed he ended up arguing with himself at one point. So, I made a stupid edit with a Phoenix Wright vibe:

Rekieta Law v. Rekieta Law - The Franks Motion​

Rekieta v Rekieta - The Franks Motion LQ.mp4

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Up

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UmOXDKpCS7s

Brilliant…

If so may though, a slight suggestion. Splice in a clip of Nick doing one of his 50$ nonsensical ad reads that even he can’t help but lol at, at the “to get money from you” part.

The guy is shilling anti woke DOGFOOD FFS! He lost all right to call anyone out for grifting ever again.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Plus Maddox wrote a book called "I'm Better Than Your Kids" that threw me into a laughing fit when I was much younger

It's been over 20 years and I still laugh every time I remember 'VROOM VROOM! Here comes the shitmobile!' Nick could only dream of having such a lasting comedic legacy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Does Nick care at all about his kids? I know it sounds aloggy to say he just doesn't care, but I do not believe he does. They are an artifact of his pre fame past life, they are part of the facade he built around himself that he presented to play the traditional and responsible youtuber, and they were a useful tool that helped him build a dedicated following.

But is he excited to see his kids do well, excel at something, or when he sees the younger ones scribbles on construction paper?

They, like his criminal charges, seem to only be an obstacle he must overcome in order to get to watching his wife get buttfucked by strangers while he is doing rails off a beaten up coke whore's ass.

He really sucks.

The answer to the question is invariably no, his 8 year old child tested positive for cocaine, and he is still trying to wriggle out of responsibility. He chose cocaine and swinging over his kids, they are merely an obstacle to the next high now. They were left to go unfed and unwashed while he partook in a hedonistic lifestyle of dangerous drugs and extra-martial sex.

The question I want to know is "Did he ever care?", I'd like to think yes. In the past he was very careful about never showing his kids on camera, and presented himself as never letting anyone but family take care of them. Him homeschooling them and taking them to activities constantly, if he really was doing that, is indicative of some kind of parental care.

He only cares about the kids in as much as they feed his personal ego. They gave him status and respectability that he liked, and to have them taken away and his parental ability questioned is a grave insult to his pride. Narcissists do not care for anything besides themselves.

His children are the newer version of his Transformer toy that was taken away in daycare, and he is throwing a fit in the same manner.

I went back to watch Nick's stream about his motion to better understand what he thinks the Franks motion is about, and I noticed he ended up arguing with himself at one point. So, I made a stupid edit with a Phoenix Wright vibe:

Rekieta Law v. Rekieta Law - The Franks Motion​

Rekieta v Rekieta - The Franks Motion LQ.mp4

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Up

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UmOXDKpCS7s

This deserves all the stickers! Well done! Highly entertaining!

Confession. Nick was my nighttime jam for a good while, until one night he was opining on something that was my area of professional expertise. I corrected him on a statement he had made not thinking anything of it. He didn't often interact with comments in the chat unless it was a superchat. He came back at me with such vitriol, proclaiming that he was correct and that I was an idiot. I was shocked at his over the top reaction and I never really watched his nighttime shows again, though I did see some of his trials during the day. When someone tells you who they are, believe them. He is certainly no wammen respecter, and that goes double for a smart wammen.

I had a similar experience that humanised him as a flawed human, then the 'fuck you, leave stream' pushed me over the edge. What I thought was ignorance in his initial response to me was revealed as narcissistic outrage.

I’m sure Nick will claim nobody clamored to cover it because it was such a slam dunk that all the practicing lawyers knew there was nothing they could criticize.

Meme Copium seems ro have touched on it

LIVE

For some reason the URL copied from YT is putting a 'live' tag in itself that won't embed.

 

[Swole McPole]

"Shoo cuckold goblin! Can't you see I'm fucking Our Wife in here? Give us some privacy."

I never really found this convincing. Swingers tend to pride themselves on the extent to which they negotiate the pozzing of their negholes.

Swinger: "Sir, would you mind if I gave you wife a good seeing to in the traditional missionary position?"
Nick (to Swinger): "I don't think so. I'm flattered that you've asked, but you're not really what we're looking for here. Let me just check for you."
Nick (to Kayla): "Kayla! When you're done fucking that big black buck, would you be interested in doing some pasty white boy from Minnesota? I see you've still got an orifice free, perhaps he could occupy that?"
Kayla: "Glob blob grrr lob slob flobabdob...."
Nick (to Swinger) "OK, she's occupied at the moment, but when the two Jamaican gentlemen are finished, she's happy to 'fit you in', so to speak. But her conditions are as follows:"
- You have to have anal sex with her
- You must wear a device called a Balldo.
- You have to allow her husband (ie me) to watch
- It isn't compulsory but after you're done, you can then have sex with her husband while Kayla watches
- We're streamers, so you have to allow us to film the proceedings and upload the final product to commemorate 5000 subscribers to my locak channel.
Nick (to swinger): "But if that's an acceptible proposal, we're good to go. What do you say? Can I watch as you bang her with the Balldo? I'll be as quiet as Elmer Fudd hunting wabbits! You won't even hear the slap of my wrist as I spank that little monkey. Go on, pretty please. I'm a famous YouTube lawyer, you know. You can tell your pals that you cucked a lawtuber. You can tell them that you cucked the lawpope!"
Swinger: "Nah, I'll pass."

 

[Fapcop]

He only cares about the kids in as much as they feed his personal ego. They gave him status and respectability that he liked, and to have them taken away and his parental ability questioned is a grave insult to his pride. Narcissists do not care for anything besides themselves.

I think it speaks for itself that he only ever talks about his kids in two situations:

1: Complaining about how stressful it is/explanation for why he’s late. And:

2: Material against the haters. As in: “The kids are back!”

 

[Raikiri]

Let's not let this balldo with his feeding kids qocaine, cucking and other child abuse make us forget that he simped for MANdy which was a skinwalker for 2 decades.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nate & Uncivil are streaming about Nick's response:

I linked Nate's stream, but Uncivil is also streaming on his own channel (they are the "same" stream).

 

[RodgerDodger]

Does Nick care at all about his kids? I know it sounds aloggy to say he just doesn't care, but I do not believe he does. They are an artifact of his pre fame past life, they are part of the facade he built around himself that he presented to play the traditional and responsible youtuber, and they were a useful tool that helped him build a dedicated following.

But is he excited to see his kids do well, excel at something, or when he sees the younger ones scribbles on construction paper?

They, like his criminal charges, seem to only be an obstacle he must overcome in order to get to watching his wife get buttfucked by strangers while he is doing rails off a beaten up coke whore's ass.

He really sucks.

I really hate to make this comparison. But looking at last week's Georgia School Shooter and the shitshow that is his parents and home life. It looks familiar. Psychotic narcissistic dad. Druggie Mom. There are some details there that are chilling when looking at the House of Baldo.