(Non Practicing Esq.) Got any evidence? As a lawyer, I know these things. And. And do you. even. have any evidence!? (Damn Scandinavian Prudes) show me da ebidence! yeeeesh, show muh de ebidaaancuh! (Ahm nawt Ethan Ralph, btw)
This would have been funny a couple months ago but at this point, balldoskelly Nicholas "metabolites produced outside of the human body and I read 40 soyence papers" Rekieta would make such a dumb point. He'll start to argue it's compression artefacts, down to his camera having debayering errors or some other form of photon to signal to digital format processing error. I can go on and on. It's everything but him. Sony sold him a defective camera with the specific intention to elaborately create cocaine on his nose several years after. They can use a pinhole camera and he'll claim it's inadequate because he can thread his dick in, so the pinhole was too large.
So nothing has changed in the last five years.
"Shoo cuckold goblin! Can't you see I'm fucking Our Wife in here? Give us some privacy."
Maddox can fuck women, period.
A prankster posted his room on Reddit and every woman with the exception of the bigger Dragon Quest fans proclaimed that his room caused tumbleweeds to fall out of their panties. Combine that with his appearance, and you will have to pardon my doubts about him getting any ass.
I don't even think the dragon quest duvet is his, it was sourced from a realty listing of his old place and it's very possible the realtor just dressed his room up to make it look like a kid's room for the listing
What is it? Your professional expertise?
He's an exhibitionist, he gets off to that.
. . . smocaine
If he thought he could get away with it, he’d probably request everyone in each of those positions to be black so he can enjoy it more.
I’m sure Nick will claim nobody clamored to cover it because it was such a slam dunk that all the practicing lawyers knew there was nothing they could criticize.
They can pretty much amend at any time, generally before trial. They are fairly unlikely just to make something up out of spite, though. More likely they'll be less inclined to give a good plea offer. It's unlikely they won't make any offer at all, though. The thing about a motion like this is it more or less requires you to allege an actually deliberate (or "reckless disregard") lie about a material fact that was necessary to get the warrant.
If I were a juror I'd convict him for wasting my fucking time, regardless of how funny "AnimeSucksCopeandSneed" is.
