💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

Given how often Jack defers to telling others to "look it up" in the course of rolling away from any form of challenge while claiming victory, I sincerely doubt that he knows how to do it himself. He probably asks his phone everything, and smugly believes the answer to be "I'm sorry - I didn't get that."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The main thing I find impossible to ignore with Jack is how gay his mannerisms are. (I’m similarly distracted by Ryan Reynolds’ faggy ways and can’t believe it isn’t discussed more openly.) Now that he shaved his head, he really reminds me of those old leather daddies who walk around in sleeveless black leather vests.

Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

The main thing I find impossible to ignore with Jack is how gay his mannerisms are. (I’m similarly distracted by Ryan Reynolds’ faggy ways and can’t believe it isn’t discussed more openly.) Now that he shaved his head, he really reminds me of those old leather daddies who walk around in sleeveless black leather vests.

Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.

Jack ought to study his body language from the videos he records of himself. I think he will find that it is loaded with political agendas*


*According to Jack political agenda means homosexuality.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Jack went into full snowflake mode when Rob asked him to google it because google is always tryin' to keep a brotha down.

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See, Jack did one good thing. One positive thing for the world. He brought on the rise of Rob. I can be thankful for that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.

This isn't a surprise to anybody. Fatty is such an obvious faggot that transferred his love of cock to food. It's why he was thin in his high school pictures and such a lardass afterwards.

See, Jack did one good thing. One positive thing for the world. He brought on the rise of Rob. I can be thankful for that.

Yes. Rob is the best when he gets a rise out of Fatty.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t even know what to say about this. Looks like the stroke has eaten away at a significant amount of whatever scant brain matter is left.



The above posted by the same guy who rages against engagement farming.

 

[AltisticRight]

Because with two gs it'll be long-ghevity instead of long-jevity?
Is this the kind of stuff that occupies fatty's brain nowadays? He's basically a vegetable. He is useless.

 

[semitooth]

"Kinky's breakfast lunch"
1:53: "I just wanna make sure the weggs are cooked"

jack apparently doesn't know the term "brunch" and continues to call it "breakfast lunch"
"yep, its an egg" professional YouTube food reviewer everyone.
"its way cheesy, love cheesy" shocker fatass

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don’t even know what to say about this. Looks like the stroke has eaten away at a significant amount of whatever scant brain matter is left.

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The above posted by the same guy who rages against engagement farming.

We do? I always said it as it read. "Lon-jhevity". If you're saying "long-jhevity" then you're a retard because there' s only one "g".

 

[Kosher Salt]

It's a holiday for the American worker. So... as Tom pointed out, it's not a holiday for white men named Jack Scalfani.

 

[biggacracka]

It's a holiday for the American worker. So... as Tom pointed out, it's not a holiday for white men named Jack Scalfani.

But jack isn't white, he's "eye-talian" (Arab)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It's a holiday for the American worker. So... as Tom pointed out, it's not a holiday for white men named Jack Scalfani.

Brace yourselves, it’s an election year, his political posts are coming.

 

[lindsayfan]

"Kinky's breakfast lunch"
1:53: "I just wanna make sure the weggs are cooked"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o_J1Jg1JfIQ
jack apparently doesn't know the term "brunch" and continues to call it "breakfast lunch"
"yep, its an egg" professional YouTube food reviewer everyone.
"its way cheesy, love cheesy" shocker fatass

 

[Simon]

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Awwww it's so sweet, someone took their downsy uncle out to eat! Almost time to get him back to his assisted living place, though, with the rest of the retards.

 

[Shartavius]

That necklace is a choking hazard.

 

[Super Hans v2]

That necklace is a choking hazard.

A four dollar crucifix isn't choking anybody, even disregarding how FAT Jack is.

 

[biggacracka]

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Is this man about to...
1. Suck cock?
2. Puke?
Eating food is not an answer

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Of course, you could apply this same logic to Fatty's god in 2016 and he still voted for him. Jack is the definition of hypocrisy (and obesity)

 

[semitooth]

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that stare.... not even glancing at the food he has on his fork..... just running on autopilot....

 

[Shartavius]

Jack without Tammy at home: