🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

Nobody wants a 9-10 hour Ralph stream anyway, not today or any other day.

I feel like if I suffered from severe insomnia then that would be helpful. It'd be like counting sheep.

If they were pigs of course.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

We have a game gunts thread for all of Ralph's video game prowess.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/game-gunts.89224/

I wish 99% of Ralph's content wasn't lost media.

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[Die For Me!]

 

[UCantCCPMe]

When Dick Masterson is the one telling you to stop doing drugs, it might be time for a break Ralph. Coke is cheaper in Mexico than in the US anyway. If you got an 8 ball and actually produced some entertaining, high energy hollarin content, people might be inclined to throw a few more nickels in your beggars cup.

 

[JAKL II]

This is so sad.
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I am actually shocked showed how little value the Mexican peso has.

Imagine celebrating the devaluing of the currency of the country you live in because you're poor as fuck and you can buy a hooker for 2 dollars less, couldn't be me!

 

[AltisticRight]

Mah hip, which is not broken btw, is hurtin' way tew much 'fer me ta dew a stream today! Maybe i'll turn my camera on fer that there Kamala interview... if ah feeel like it, bish.
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link / archive

Piggyback is broke, so he can't sit in his squeaky smelly gamer chair for 3 hours.
Pathetic, weak little piggy with four titties. How utterly buck broken. Sucks to be a piggy with a bifurcated gunt.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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I don’t know why Ralph is leaning into the “Ralphacurse” since “Gunts Law” dictated that for every Ralph W, follows an equal or greater L.

 

[Mynameisdark]

The real Ralphacurse is all the wacky hijinks he gets up to every time he boards a plane.

 

[Drama Trauma]

The Gunt knows, the Gunt cares. (A)

Pretty sure he is pilled out his mind again, he didn't get the sarcastic tone of that comment.

 

[AltisticRight]

The Gunt knows, the Gunt cares. (A)
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Pretty sure he is pilled out his mind again, he didn't get the sarcastic tone of that comment.

A sueycide baiting little piggy with quadruple titties wants someone else to an hero.
There's an infinitely higher chance for piggymoobs to off himself.

 

[Pelican Bones]

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It will never not be funny to me that Ralph absolutely cannot comprehend that his big Ralphadubs are never when something good happens to him, but only when something bad happens to someone else. Ralph's life is so shit that his only wins are when bad things happen to someone else for a change.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Piggyback is broke, so he can't sit in his squeaky smelly gamer chair for 3 hours.

However will he handle his multi-day travel excursion back to San Diego to seen his son in less then a month.

 

[FiveStarAce]

However will he handle his multi-day travel excursion back to San Diego to seen his son in less then a month.

First xander has to cough up 3k

 

[parsnip]

why does he even bother going to visit his son? If he cared about his kids he wouldn't be a fuckup.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

why does he even bother going to visit his son? If he cared about his kids he wouldn't be a fuckup.

Why does Ralph do anything?
to own the a-logs

 

[Braphamut]

why does he even bother going to visit his son? If he cared about his kids he wouldn't be a fuckup.

Notice how he always announces his visits and boasts about them, often well before the chicken is hatched?

Or how he talks about having keedz anytime a guest remotely hints at having family and responsibilities?

Entirely performative.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Why does Ralph do anything?
to own the a-logs

exactly. the retard's entire reason for existence is to try to prove strangers who make fun of him on the internet wrong.

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralphamale declared the winner by technical knockout, Ralphahonor restored.

 

[Cock and Ballinator]

Not Slender Man
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