💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Pagan Min]

lmfao he's so fucking mad

nick stop reading kiwifarms and c a l m d o w n

Getting Nick to stop reading the Farms is like getting a shark to stop swimming. He can't, because he'll die (figuratively, not literally, of course) if he tries...

 

[datura_binge]

I think that is true. When I stopped regularly watching Rackets he was in a blood feud with Dick and Ralph over something. I think Ralph had threatened his kids and Dick was telling everyone how cool Cuties was. Nick had almost completely given up covering law stuff and was just drunkenly yelling about boring Quartering-tier culture war shit. He didn't even cover the false AmeriKKKan Corporation DARELL BROOKS JR. ESQ.'s trial, which was the most amazing trial I have ever watched and probably would have made him several million dollars in two weeks. I was surprised to learn Nick had patched things up with Dick when I saw his meltdown streams. Misery loves company. Old soaks get misty for the old days and they are willing to forgive... threats of violence and sexual predation towards their kids, I guess. Jarsh hasn't done anything to him at all, comparatively.

Nick made a joke about Ralph and Ralph, in typical Ralph fashion, declared a blood war on Nick and went scorched earth.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I could get that for 450'000 $ and you guys are complaining about house prices and how impossible it is to get one? For the same price I might (!) get a cheap apartment in a cheap place where I live.

 

[Strix454]

Yeah Nick. Maybe you should have taken April's stuff out of the house before you brought in the real estate people to photograph it. Or at least put it away.

Another epic own of the farms I guess.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

But Nick's family is rich. So why sell the house?

Even if somehow all charges are dropped and he gets out of this scott free with his marriage intact and full custody of his kids, he still has to live in and raise his children in a tiny town of ~1,000 people who now think know he is an alcoholic, coke fiend, sexual degenerate, unfit parent and generally retarded. Even in total victory he has to get the fuck out of Spicer.

 

[Lian Xing]

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Gay orgies don't have this much faggotry.

 

[Kazukifaen]

Wonder what smell is going to hit potential buyers.

Also, Balldo, remember to pay Montagraph those 300 dollars you owe him.

When you sell the property.

My theory is that if he is vindictive and spiteful to the max, he is probably going scroch earth on Kayla April and Aaron.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Nick made a joke about Ralph and Ralph, in typical Ralph fashion, declared a blood war on Nick and went scorched earth.

Oh god, I remember now, it was because someone sent him the shart video in a superchat and Nick chuckled.

 

[solarflare]

He bought the property for $290K over 15 years ago. $450K seems very low.. like a murder house.

 

[Owlbear]

looks like a really nice place to live ngl

NGL I was very tempted to figure out how to put in a bid, but this house is going to be haunted with the ghosts of coke and coom. Not to mention likely the smell of Drexel. At the very minimum you're going to have to replace the carpets.

 

[MadStan]

Can we all agree to fund raise for this and rent it out as a B&B to degenerates? "Furry Friendly" B&B. Or perhaps Tranny friendly?

 

[Scalia OBGYN]

Montey should get a Court Order garnishing $300 (plus interest) from the sale of the CrackDen 2. Monty needs his money, Nicky!

Can we all agree to fund raise for this and rent it out as a B&B to degenerates? "Furry Friendly" B&B. Or perhaps Tranny friendly?

Scandinavian prude friendly

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Nick: Hurr, I'm being retarded. Look at me!
Null: Please stop annoying me. I'm choosing not to interact with you anymore on account of your annoyance.
Nick: Look everyone, Null's mentally ill! That's why he won't entertain my retardation!

 

[Pentamidine]

He's probably not selling it to fund his cases/lawsuits - he's probably selling it because he currently has 2 mortgages and he has to cut costs since he isn't pulling in money streaming anymore.

 

[Vibralldo]

This might be the most pathetic thing I've seen this year, and there's been STRONG competition.

He's literally just Ralph at this point

Cold messaging Null to try and annoy him

 

[Lian Xing]

He's probably not selling it to fund his cases/lawsuits - he's probably selling it because he currently has 2 mortgages and he has to cut costs since he isn't pulling in money streaming anymore.

It is established Balldo lore that the two homes are owned free and clear. This one by Nick directly; his current residence by a trust Nick either controls or his late grandfather's trust controls.

 

[Sammich]

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.

That's legit a pretty solid price, it's priced to sell quickly, the acreage is a nice bonus.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It would be real funny if Monty could get Ol' Pussy Liquor to put a judgement lien on the house

 

[owed to joy]

Better inspect that house with luminol and a hazmat suit before making any offers

 

[Vibralldo]

This might be the most pathetic thing I've seen this year, and there's been STRONG competition.

He's literally just Ralph at this point

Cold messaging Null to try and annoy him